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before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks
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taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster
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GAH! HOW THIS “MONKEY’S BALL” VEXES ME! BUT DO NOT DESPAIR, MY MOHGLETS, FOR WE WILL OVERCOME THIS ADVERSITY TOGETHER!
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Don Quixote, Roberto J. Páez
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just-complacent · 2 days
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i dont die when im killed amd when i die im fine and im still alive
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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit
Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet
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what the fuck, man
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just-complacent · 5 days
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yea im wearing the kill shoes and the die pants
yea im wearing the shoes that squeez your feet and kill you and the pants with the rotating blades on the inside that make you die
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The Group of Czech-Slovak Surrealists, The Fortune Teller’s Surrealist Cards, 1999
Talent, The Decisive Encounter, Health The Messenger from the East, The Sacred Cow, The Predator Death, Grief, Bad Advice The Ideal, Crematorium, Bath Lovers, The Lover, Moderation
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how it feels liking and reblogging posts
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just-complacent · 7 days
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Very Small Living Spaces (1989)
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just-complacent · 8 days
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just-complacent · 8 days
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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