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Talked about Varigo being soft

Gotta go punch a wall and think about them beating each other up to feel manly again

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EXACTLY! EXACTLY! THANK YOU

THE FUCKING "wHy dId eUgEnE CuT RaPuNzEl's hAiR ThAt sHoRt" VIDEOS ARE BACK IM GONNA GET VIOLENT DID YALL NOT WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE? HER WHOLE LIFE HER WHOLE VALUE WAS PLACED ON HER FUCKING HAIR HE CUT HER HAIR BECAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE HAIR HE CARES ABOUT THE PERSON AND THE ONLY WAY TO FUCKING FREE HER IS TO MAKE SURE MOTHER GOTHEL CAN'T USE HER AND THAT'S GETTING RID OF HER HAIR. EVERY TIME WE SEE MOTHER GOTHEL BEING AFFECTIONATE TOWARDS HER IT'S DIRECTED TO HER HAIR SO NO HAIR MEANS RAPUNZEL IS SAFE AND THAT'S HIS FUCKING GOAL. GO WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE AGAIN AND PAY ATTENTION THIS TIME. ALSO HE WAS DYING AND CUTTING HER HAIR WITH A FUCKING GLASS SHARD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT HIM TO DO PROP HER IN A CHAIR AND GIVE HER SOME LONG LAYERS WITH SOME CURTAIN BANGS SHUT UP SHUP UP SHUP UP ITS JUST HAIR AND THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT IT'S NOT ABOUT THE POWERS IS ABOUT THE HAIR BEING A PHYSICAL REPRESENTATION OF HER POWERS AND BY CONSEQUENCE A SYMBOL OF THE ABUSE SHE'S BEEN THROUGH AND HER HAIR BEING GONE IS ABOUT SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST GETTING RID OF HER POWERS SO JUST SHUT UP

#tangled #tangled rapunzel #tangled eugene #new dream

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Hi, just a friendly reminder that New Dream Appreciation Week is starting soon, beginning this coming Sunday, July 16th!

Tag us — @autumn-sundrop, @the-writer1988, @seadrreams (please keep in mind that seadrreams will be on vacation during NDAW) — so we can see your posts and reblog them, and please be sure tag your posts with #new dream appreciation week ! ☀️

We look forward to seeing what you all make! 💜

Original Announcement

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Redemption Arc Group Incorrect Quotes #94

*Varian and Hunter awkwardly sitting in jail together*

Hunter: .......So who should we call?

Varian: I’d call Cass, but I feel safer in jail

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Real

whenever i think about girl hugo and varian it’s always hugo being a goofy lil bombshell who loves her disaster of a boyfriend bc she’s also a disaster 

however whenever it’s the opposite varian is always The Worst Woman You Could Ever Meet who is actively trying to make hugo’s life worse but it’s ok bc he’s into it

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‼️‼️ ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE SPOILERS ‼️‼️

hey guys. umm so. what would you say if i made an au that was actually so fucking delusional

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this made me laugh out loud in the theater BUT THE RATIO???? 😭😭😭

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Yes I do prefer the dynamic of dramatic over board varian and just some (hot) guy hugo

Hugo:

Varian:

Yes I stole the images from tiktok

#tangled varian #hugo vat7k #varigo

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[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]

#happy passover guys!!! #jewish #jewish holidays #jumblr #passover #pesach

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This meme goes out to @twotangledsisters and @batata-doce-com-farofa

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Some Cass memes that me and @childofthemoon23 made

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Varian: *pushing a pull door*

Hugo, filming him: You're not pushing hard enough

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All of the above

His accent changes depending on his vibes

#tangled the series #hugo vat7k #vat7k #tts

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Cassandra: Was there ever a moment when you guys first came up with the genius plan to go through the trials of the seven kingdoms, that any of you said 'hey, ya' know, this plan might backfire?'

Varian: ...

Cassandra: No. That never occurs to you. Because you guys are jerks, and you never learn from your mistakes. And that's why everyone in all the seven kingdoms thinks you guys are assholes.

Yong: That's not true! People in the kingdoms like us! Don't they?

Hugo: Yeah dude, people in the kingdoms totally like us, Cass is just being a dick because we're having a tough time right now.

Cassandra: I'M being a dick? You guys took my money, got me arrested and sent to the dark kingdom with no way home except to take down the kingdom of Ingvarr, and I'M being a dick?

Nuru: Ugh, there's just no talking to her!

Varian: Alright fine Cass! When we get back home, I'll get you your money back and we'll never talk to you again, how's that?

Cassandra: That would be great, thank you.

#vat7k #tangled the series #cassandra tts #varigo

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This porno didn’t fuck around

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trending news

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God I love when both of them are equally dramatic and flashy and stupid and crazy

ok noir/femme fatale au lets go:

Detective Hugo Chase has been going solo for three years- ever since the death of his senior partner Donnie. He's not like your regular jaded detective, he's got PERSONALITY and FLAVOR. Also trauma probably.

Everything is fine. It's going FINE. Until one day an attractive man with pretty eyes comes into his office crying about how his husband is being STALKED!! STALKED I TELL YOU!! but he won't liiiisten to meeeee Detective Chase won't you pretty please help me??? 🥺🙏

Hugo is a SLUT and a WHORE and the man- Varian- offers to pay upfront so yeah he takes the case and immediately hates everything because Varian's husband? Awful. The worst man you've ever met. Varian clearly married him for the money/social class, but Hugo doesn't begrudge that bc it's something he would do as well.

Anyway, Varian's husband is receiving threatening letters and has told Varian that he feels like he's being followed everywhere. Hugo shadows the husband all day but is still unable to stop him from getting murdered.

Cue Hugo arriving to Varian's house at the same time as the police and Varian appearing at the top of the stairs WEARING THIS BULLSHIT:

Going on and on about WHERE IS MY HUSBAND?? MURDERED GASP WHAT DO YOU MEAN MURDERED OH NO I AM FAINTING

normally Hugo is Very Smart and would be like "sir where is your alibi for tonight" but he's too caught up in VARIAN FLASHING COLLARBONE and I NEED TO FUCK THIS MAN IN THIS ROBE so honestly Varian is winning here.

Anyway Varian def killed his husband but he's going to get away with it bc Hugo is too horny to solve the case and even if he did he would side with Varian like

Oh he killed his husband? Well maybe his husband SUCKED. And also WASN'T ME. Anyway are you free Tuesday night darling? <3

#varigo #tangled varian #hugo vat7k #previous tags