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Actual Pillow Talk...

Me - I want to enter a hot dog eating contest. I want to eat like 180 hot dogs in 5 minutes.

Beka - You will die.

Me - But what a way to go.

Beka - He died like lived, eating too many hot dogs.

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #michael scott #pillow talk

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I see how it is.

Oh, me? Not much. Having a glass of wine and watching my husband contaminate the entire kitchen with his slimey raw chicken hands while cooking...

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #dwight shrute #cooking

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Anyone want to dance?

That One Night - The Hunted - 2008

#that one night #dinner party #the office #jan thinks hunter is talented #serenity by jan

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OFFICE SONGS ALL DAY!

Nobody But Me - The Human Beinz - 1968

Good morning and happy Friday. After spending last night watching season 7 of The Office Superfan Episodes, today's theme is "The Office". All songs that appeared in the show in some way.

Be Safe Be Kind And Be Awesome

#nobody but me #nard dog #michael scott #dwight shrute #the office

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Let me tell you a little something about me... I have never nor will I ever initiate a fist bump. I won't shy away from one, but I will not be the one to start it. And now you know.

#the office #nard dog #michael scott #fist bump #the office gif

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Whoever said "The customer is always right" was very wrong. The customer is seldom right, usually wrong and unwilling to understand why. Trust me I know, I've been a customer.

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #michael scott #working

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Superman was able to make a diamond out of a piece of coal with his hands. Would the value of that diamond be the the same as a naturally formed diamond or lesser like a lab grown diamond? Does the fact that it was made by Superman help or hurt the value?

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #oscar martinez #superman

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I'm in no mood for work today

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #michael scott #working

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My day... MY FUCKING DAY... started with almost getting side swiped on my way to work. Figured it was going to be a slow day with it being a three day weekend, we'll I couldn't be more wrong. We were busy from the time we opened the door until we locked the door 8 hours later. We work a half staff on Saturdays. No breaks, no lunch. Around 11:30 am our computers went down with a line of customers. Took about 20 minutes to come back on line. Then our printer ran out of ink and no one could find a new cartridge. The only other printer was on the other side of the building... it's a very large building. Every order that we wrote we had to walk about 200 yards to grab paperwork. I had a customer who placed an order, I walked over got the paperwork and walked back. Then he added an item. Wrote it up, went and grabbed the paperwork and walked back. Then he added another item. To be honest, he's lucky to be alive. For two very busy hours I ran back and forth like an idiot yo-yo. Then when I get home, I go right out, didn't even go inside, to take my son to the eye doctor. We stop for dinner at Pizza Hut. WTF happened to Pizza Hut. I mean it's never been "good" but this was awful. Doesn't even look like Pizza Hut anymore, it's like a fake pizza Bodega. No one served me my first slice, shit, they gave us the "pizza" in a box! No metal tray, a fucking BOX! WTF! Fun day.

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #Nelly Bertram #what a day

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Roses are red

Sometimes shades of pinks

I fucking hate working Saturdays...

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #michael scott #working

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I'm stuck working today. It's actually my Saturday off but I switched with a coworker so I could have next Saturday off. It's going to be dead and the 8 hours I'm here is going to feel like a hundred hours.

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #dwight schrute #working

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Been re-watching Modern Family and I really think if they ever do reboot The Office, Ty Burrell would be a great choice for the branch manager role. He's part Michael Scott and part Andy Bernard.

Thanks Pam.

#the office #the office gif #ty burrell #pam beasley #the office reboot

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Good morning and happy Friday. The last Friday of 2023, how is that even possible? I think I say that every year. Think I'm going to take a couple days to look back before looking forward. It hasn't been the best year but when I look at what I have and who I have...

Be Safe Be Kind And Be Awesome

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #stanley hudson #2023

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I asked the Indian guy I work with if there is an Indian holiday that would compare to Christmas and he said that Diwali would be the closest. I, much to his surprise, knew enough to contribute to the conversation. Thanks The Office.

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #michael scott #working

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Well, I finally hit the age where I have a favorite pair of socks.

#the office #the office gif #the office quotes #creed bratton #favorite socks

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I just think if you have an imaginary radio station, it's a good idea on Halloween to play Monster Mash

Monster Mash - Bobby "Boris" Pickett - 1962

Good morning and happy Tuesday and happy Halloween! Today's theme is "Halloween songs". Shocking, I know. Help me out if you got any ideas or dedications or should I say dead-ications.

Be Safe Be Kind And Be Awesome

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You have to play Monster Mash

Monster Mash - Bobby "Boris" Pickett - 1962

Good morning and happy Tuesday and happy Halloween! Today's theme is "Halloween songs". Shocking, I know. Help me out if you got any ideas or dedications or should I say dead-ications.

Be Safe Be Kind And Be Awesome

#the office #monster mash #bobby pickett #classic rock #halloween songs