These two are hilarious if you get past the horror
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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
cleaning or wipe your bare feet
breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly
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"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon
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It's not even pumpkin season...
@jonmartinweek Day 8:
Ten Years Later // Martin’s Poetry
So I got this idea today, and didn't really had time to polish or finish it the way I usually do, so sorry if it doesn't make any sense.
After ten years they have a garden, at least one cat, and each other- It's a preatty sweet deal.
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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
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Knowledge is empowering
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!
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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
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lblpep
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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
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I do Pet Portraits! GET ONE FULLBODY GET A FREE PORTRAIT!
Busts - $50, Full Body - $80
(Cashapp, Wise, Zelle) Message me through tumblr messenger or
[email protected] if interested!
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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again
these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled
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say what you will about rooster teeth and its business practices, but it is genuinely heinous that warner bros can just wipe something of such significance to youtube, the entertainment industry, and the internet as a whole completely off the map because they didnt "make enough of a profit"
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