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Laysan Albatross (Phoebastria immutabilis)

#muppet

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me whenever i meet a new person

#waow i love adopting your unique vocabulary and speech patterns and your mannerisms

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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

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Walkpilled and birdmaxxing

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At the club checkin my tumblr notes

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Reminder to all my fellow Americans and my Canadian homies that the northern lights will be visible tonight across most of the continent. If you're in the green zone go outside tonight

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@94pigeons

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Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.

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@possiblyeldritch

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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thinking about creatures.

#YEAH!