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the immediate stare at the camera fucking kills me

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Hey so hc

if the qsmp has been a timeloop all along it would make sense why cellbit and roier got married just after 2 months of knowing each other and then acted like a couple who had been married for 50 years. It's because they met before and maybe actually had been married for 50 years if u sum up all the possible loops,,,, and without knowing it they still chose each other again. They will choose each other in every loop and every universe

#spiderbit #qsmp #idk if this makes sense im kinda drunk rn hahah

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yeah this is like. cyclical. yeah yeah yeah. like cycles of time. you can tell cause they're doing roier's dream again. history repeats itself, dejavu, no escape, all that stuff. we never left the fucking maze. yeah. yeah

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:3

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Guys. Guys. Hear me out. This reset was planned since the beginning of the server. Since the beginning of everything.

There was a person on twt that has been making theories since the firsts months of the qsmp, and theorized that the island is an time loop and after reaching a certain point it restarts again, but the story repeats itself with changes on the plot caused on what they learn on the previous resets, as the purpose of the federation says: to make the island perfect. The old buildings at the beginning of the server, the diaries and entries found by Cellbit, the resistance, everything is designed and supposed to happen again and again and again.

Now, I know that things have been difficult for everyone in this past months, but I believe that this was the original plan of the server until the idea got distorted in the way (the situation with the admins that managed the server, the egg event that extended for almost a year, miscommunication, etc), and know that its know the new admins running Quackity Studios are people really passionated with the project I believe that they would want to bring again the original plans that were done for the server but they were never able to do for different reasons (hopefully the horror is back again! :D)

But I'm really faithful about this changes, and I DO believe this is not something that was planned in a rush and this is something that was put on the table years ago when qsmp was only especulation, it's just sad that things developed in the way they did but hey, the important thing is to learn from the mistakes in order to have better results in the future, and I hope this new start just bring good things for everyone, we really need it :,)

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One of the worst parts of current internet culture is that it makes good old fashioned complaining so difficult. I don’t wanna cancel anyone or bully anyone, I’m not trying to form a hate mob I’m not calling anyone out, i just wanna bitch about something. Because complaining is fun, good for you, even. Is that too much to ask? Where is the room for shooting the shit?

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If they all somehow loses their memories then I'm all for it for one reason and it's if roier and cellbit meet each again for the 'first time" and fall in love again and get married then it will just prove that they're were always soul mates and we're always meant to be together

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Honestly i dont think its that bad. Like i was kinda hoping something like this would happen haha. I just wish they closed the server for some time and then do it, just to give it a rest you know? Kinda like what Vegetta does with karmaland every few years (but not that long cause i would go insane lol). Like take time to plan things, solve stuff, give time for the audience to hype it a little bit, give time to the participants to rest and plan things, don't rush it.

It feels so desperate at this point

#qsmpblr #qsmp #i undersrand why people are frustrated u.u

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happy anniversary spiderbit, I won't be thinking about what next month means 🫠

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honest to god if this somehow leads to them all waking up on the fucking train again with no memory im giving up im not doing a fucking memory reset

#nah cause it wouldn't work cause streamers wouldn't be able to keep it up #they tried that in karmaland 5 and they were way less streamers and they couldn't commit for shi #and i think it would piss them off too #on the other hand i think it could be interesting if the memory loss doesn't last long

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JUST ONE MORE RESET BRO JUST ONE MORE RESET, I PROMISE YOU ONE MORE RESET IS NEEDED TRUST ME WE NEED ONE MORE RESET TO SAVE THE QSMP , I SAY ONE MORE RESET PLEASE I BEG YOU WE WILL GOING TO SAVE IT. ONE MORE RESET

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EVERYONE SHUTUP AND LOOK AT ROIER FOR FUCKS SAKE

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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Not Safe For Work

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

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#all men do is lie

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spiderbit have been apart for longer than they were together. btw