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❝ the marksman.
Well, maybe there's a God above, but all I've ever learned from love, was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya.
It's not a cry that you hear at night, it's not someone who's seen the light. It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah.
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Nothing.
I’ve lost him. He’s already getting cold to the touch.
Gone.
We’re together at least. One last time together…as it should be.
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“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
Displeased with having his mistake pointed out, the young Robin slouched in his chair and stubbornly crossed his arms. Sharp blue eyes narrowed in discontent and a childish pout curved the corners of his lips — why was the elven language so damn difficult?
”…Era seranna ma.” Jason tried again, wanting to get the simple apology right. As his teacher gave him yet another light shake of her head, the impatient boy snorted and spat out.
"—Boo-hoo, tel’abelas.”
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Ｉ ＮＥＥＤ ＴＯ ＫＩＬＬ ＹＯＵ
That’s the only way to get you out of MY head
ＯＨ Ｉ ＮＥＥＤ ＴＯ ＫＩＬＬ ＹＯＵ
To silence all the sweet little things you said
Ｉ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＷＡＮＴ ＴＯ ＫＩＬＬ ＹＯＵ
Wipe you off the face of MY earth
#( ; under the hood )#( ; wayne )#( fuCKING SOBS#it's okay jay baby#just don't think about him OTL )
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#( ; red hood )#( ; the arse in arsenal )#( ; team )#( facepalms#dumb and dumber#their relationship in a nutshell basically )
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“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
"Pfftt—"
Almost immediately, a malicious grin that would have made the Joker proud curved Jason’s dry lips; had he been younger, more reckless and violent, he would have probably punched the other in the face. But he was different now. He was able to stand in the same room as Grayson, and the brat Damian Wayne, and Arsenal, without wanting to rip their tracheas out (a huge improvement, all things considered); he could deal with Chanyeol’s sass, no matter how annoying it got.
"Please avoid addressing me if all you wanna do is talk shit, bonsai. Unlike you, I’m a very busy man.
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i’m constantly craving an au where muse a and muse b are in this toxic relationship where they’re breaking up every other week and they really only get along when they’re high or having sex so they’re just always getting high and having ((hate)) sex and they fight 24/7 and cheat on each other idk i want it
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[text] I will not get you donuts.
—Snorts.
[✉ ; spider guy ] c’mon harper[✉ ; spider guy ] i’m starving over here[✉ ; spider guy ] you don’t want to see me again?[✉ ; spider guy ] that hurts you know, my heart is breaking
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Bruce, Dick and Jason in Batman #15
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"...I take it you're not scared of bugs?"
The other's nonchalance left the Red Hood slightly perplexed. Truth to be told, that was not the reaction he was expecting - a girly scream would have been more likely, arms flailing around as he tried to get rid of the disgusting creature perched on top of his shoulder. Running a hand through his black hair, Jason let out a pensive hum.
"And I was looking forward to some comic relief too-- Damn. You're welcome though.
Had Harper been a lesser man, he probably would have flinched away from the beast, but in his line of work he came across far more fearsome beasts than a common spider. With a long sigh, he lifted his hand and flicked it to the ground, crushing the insect under the toe of his boot.
Turning green eyes up to the man in front of him, he lowered his head some. “Thanks.”
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STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.
FOR AMIGOS;
“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
“You were right. As per usual.”
“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
“How much money do you have on you?”
“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”
FOR LOVERS;
“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
“My dog licks better than you do.”
“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”
FOR TEXTERS;
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
[text] …did you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I don’t know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
[text] You’re cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.
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( vigilangel )
Placid hues lingered on the other's distracted form, his boyish features twisted in a bored expression. Should he tell him? Jason raised an eyebrow and watched as the eight-legged monster made his way across the man's sturdy frame.
"...Spider. On your shoulder."
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( thxdxrkpxrxgxn )
An annoyed frown tugs at Jason's lips. He can only roll his eyes in discontent, not at all that different from a spoiled child throwing a temper tantrum.
"I told you, the zombie apocalypse is serious business. Stop laughing."
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dc comics aesthetics | jason todd (insp.)
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...And down she went, with the grace of a crippled elephant;
her cute bum ( --not that he was looking ) hit the ground with a sound that made the ex-Robin flinch, one hand pointlessly reaching forward as he watched her fall; had he been more of a gentleman, Jason might have tried to catch her. But alas, the young man was nothing more than an outlaw, and his good manners were left forgotten somewhere inside Wayne manor.
Looking down at his half-empty paper cup, Jason let out a small sigh. Fine, he did feel a bit guilty, that was his coffee she slipped on. Silently, with the grace of a thief, he neared the girl and offered a hand, chapped lips twitching into a smile.
"You okay there?--" His words, although blatantly cheeky, were tinged with a tiny note of concern. A light frown took over his features, forehead crinkling as he stared. The more Jason looked at her, the more she reminded him of someone.
ｂａｄ ｄａｙｓ.
“So much for that idea.” A sigh slipped out as she looked at the puddle her shoe was now taking up residence in. “Aw man, that’s not rain water. I shoulda known that this day would just go downhill at some point.”
Luckily with the time of day it was, there were few people around. Hopefully, oh how much she hoped that hopefully, no one had seen what had just gone down.
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Jason Todd - Robin II - Red Hood
—❝ You wanna know why it's called Ace in the Hole? I'm the ace, and the hole is where you used to have your head.
Crime Alley - an appropriate name, Jason thought. That’s where he met him for the first time, the Batman in the flesh - batarangs, shining boots and all the rest. Cornered like a wounded animal, Jason did what every other problematic teenager would have done; he lashed out (and lasted for, approximately, three point five seconds).
—❝ When you step into my town, you’ll be answering to me, so…I’m not gonna blame ya if you’re petrified scared stiff. I am the law and no one shoots the sheriff.
Reblog/Follow I. II. III. - about | rules
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