kakashi: yeah sasuke went off the rails but two outta three students thats still good right
sakura: so im just gonna kill sasuke really quick and be back soon
kakashi:
naruto two seconds later: im really glad i met you sasuke ❤️ cant wait to die together
kakashi:
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Kagami: I just wish they would get rid of that dog.
Hanamiya: For a small fee, I could get that dog out of your hair-
Kagami: If you touch a single hair on Nigou’s head, I will end you.
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Akashi: Resume the drill, Ryouta. And do not say or do anything a seven-year-old boy would not say or do. Feel free to consult the script I’ve prepared.
Kise: Okay, but it’s a little stilted. “I am feeling trepidation at the prospect of a parent-less existence.” No kid talks like that.
Akashi: Those lines were lifted verbatim from my childhood diary.
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“Stop being mean to me, I’ve got eyes and I’m not afraid to cry.”
— Kise Ryouta
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Kagami: You’re the strongest person I know.
Kuroko: I believe that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Kagami: Well, don’t get used to it. You’re still very strange and annoying.
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Riko: Now, let’s say you haven’t eaten for days and you’re in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
Kuroko: I go over to Kagami-kun’s apartment and have him make me a sandwich.
Riko: Okay, yes. But Kagami’s not there.
Kawahara: Where’s Kagami?
Riko: It’s not important where he is. He’s gone. He left the country.
Furihata: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?
Riko: Yes, he’s fine.
Fukuda: Well, if he’s fine, I don’t see why he couldn’t make us a sandwich.
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“Making friends is all that matters! Being nice is all that fucking matters! I don’t mean this in some weenie way, I mean this with my fucking fists up.”
— Kuroko Tetsuya
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the knb movie gave me a lot of feelings
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oh you think you understand symbolism because you’ve “read” “books”? tch. talk to me when you’ve watched naruto shippuden opening 8: DIVER by NICO touches the walls on repeat for 2 hours straight
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oh so now everyone’s yearning? now everyone wants to pine and ache? fucking copycats. naruto did it first
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