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a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

#spent like 20 minutes trying to find this post #because oh boy I've got a story #my brother has been in the hospital for the past few days because he can't walk and the doctors couldn't figure out why #and he's always had issues with food and can't eat much (not his fault but he's always been severely underweight but otherwise fine) #so I've been doing my own research (because I've also had some obscure health issues that took the doctors ages to find out) #not much luck but then I vaguely remembered this post #so I went to my dad and said 'hey did you know scurvy is still around? have they checked for that?' #and he said 'has he been spending a lot of time on a ship in the 1700s' #so I said alright and asked my mom the same thing and she was like 'that can't be it he's not a pirate' #which is the same thing my friends said when I told them my theory #and the doctor had said something similar as well so I was like okay fine whatever #but they got his vitamin levels back today #and scully. you're not gonna believe this

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I feel like there's a nonzero chance the plot of triangle came from someone accidentally typing something like "did mulder and scully meet in 1992 or 1939"

#like instead of 1993 #then they just worked out everything else around it idk lol #my favorite episode though no matter where it came from

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according to imdb the 2 highest rated x files episodes are clyde bruckman's final repose (s3e4) and bad blood (s5e12) -- both with a 9.2/10. s3e4 aired october 13 1995 (mulder's birthday) and s5e12 aired february 22 1998 (one day before scully's birthday). which is a pretty cool coincidence

#I've reached my daily 'why do you know that and how did you figure it out' weirdly specific x files trivia quota within my friend group #so I'm posting it here #out of fear they may abandon me if I say one more strange thing #but oh yeah that reminds me #did you guys know rain king takes place august 1998 #(originally thought it was 1999 which was also weird given that 2 episodes ago was christmas but then I noticed a calendar that said 1998) #and that's like right after fight the future #which is probably the funniest possible time for that episode to be taking place #(this of course assuming that the x files universe orders their months the same way we do) #(there is actually a surprising amount of evidence to the contrary) #(also the south pole is on the top) #(but that is neither here nor there) #anyway I actually don't remember how I figured this out lol #I'm pretty sure it was unintentional #bad blood being one day off bugs me to no end but still it's pretty cool #to me at least #bro I just noticed (I swear I'm not crazy) the age difference between these episodes is also the same #the EXACT same actually because 1996 was a leap year so there's that extra day #oh boy

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mulder: we're stuck in a timeloop and blow up every single time, sometimes one of us gets shot, we're stuck on this stupid monday, i am having the worst day in fucking ever, my waterbed had a leak, i got abducted by aliens, we're having a baby

scully: since when do you have a waterbed??????????

i can't get over how offended she is that mulder has a waterbed she doesn't know about. scully really went if you get a bed it will be OUR bed, otherwise you'd choose the shittiest mattress known to mankind.

#I just watched this episode last night lol #and honestly this is a fair reaction because she's been over there multiple times since he got it #(how the ghosts stole christmas; two fathers/one son) #but lmao #the x files #msr

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Im curious.

#off the top of my head ftwd #they killed john dorie and I didn't watch another episode lol #which wasn't really my intention #I just kinda lost any desire I had to keep watching after that #rip my man

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#every time I remember this I laugh #stardew valley

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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

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#and what of it

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the way concernedape dropped the new update on the first day of spring, which coincides with the first day of the game, was genius

#oh what that's so cool #I did not make that connection lol #then again I did think spring started on the 21st #stardew valley

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we are witnessing the funniest time in history

#I'm still hoping she's on the masked singer #that would definitely be the funniest possible outcome of this situation

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How the Ghosts Stole Christmas//6x06

#oh my god I was just thinking I wish someone would gif this #'please. I'm a little on edge' is a top 5 line in the show for me #it's just so funny #the x files

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#oscars #lmao

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UNMUTE!!!! 😭😭😭

#LMAO #(I shouldn't laugh I'm the most clumsy person on earth and this is absolutely something that would happen to me) #(but nevertheless lmaooooo) #oscars

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. wins the award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role at the 2024 Oscars

#this is so sweet #I remember seeing him win another award (I thought it was an oscar but this was his first one so idk what it was then) #and he thanked her for telling him he wasn't gonna win so he shouldn't prepare a speech #or something along those lines (as a joke ofc) #and I just find it so endearing lmao #oscars