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[kaiserouo]

Dear scientists/engineers/robotics experts or whomever may be in charge of designing robots

Please stop giving them human faces. It is incredibly creepy and I do not want to interact with them. Below I have compiled a list of viable alternatives to design your robots with the intent of being approachable and user friendly. This is not good. No one wants this ⬇️

The screen face

Pros: Simple, humanoid, capable of displaying more than just facial expressions, doesn't creep me the fuck out

Cons: none, this is perfection

The google eye(s)

Cons: Capable of minimal facial expression

Pros: Provides some form of face for the user to connect and make eye contact with, cute, doesn't creep me the fuck out

Literally no face at all

Cons: there isn't a face

Pros: DOES NOT. CREEP ME. THE FUCK. OUT.

This is not a complicated concept, please stop. It would be easier and less creepy to just draw a smiley face on the robot in sharpie

#1000% agrees #the most i can accept is destiny exo #apex ash and overwatch echo please jump out of the window #titanfall spectre and valorant kayo are peak character design #old apex revenant kinda ok. new revenant please also jump out of the window #goat revenant MMMMMMMMM #i should stop #ramble

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So, Reddit is a truly wonderful place. Especially the Destiny community. Some weeks the infographic gets a lot of criticism. Other weeks it’s just silent. And then you get weeks like these that end up being my favorite.

As you know, I put the image of the nightfall weapon next to “reward”. This weeks is the fusion rifle, Loaded Question. Now, here comes the fun part. Someone asked me what the weapon was. Bungie does not normally let me make these jokes, so I had to take it.

I will have you know this guardians INITIAL response was even better. “What do you mean it’s a loaded question? You made this, what do you mean that it’s a loaded question?”

#lmao #fun bit i learned what a “loaded question” is in steven universe #we don't really have a neat word for that concept in my language #ramble

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Did you know you loose muscle density after long periods in space but will gain some from being underwater?

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#gods i love facts turned into funny comics #ramble

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peaceful mode lethal company

#scrap collecting simulator #btw don't follow me for lc content i don't even play this game #actually i don't play ANY horror games #(while still having an inappropriate amount of knowledge about project moon games) #and any co-op games (i don't have irl friends i can only solo) #lethal company #lethal company employee #bracken #lethal company bracken #lethal company art #my art

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...I'm gonna touch the butt 👀

#DO IT #he's not standing there to be a statue go tOUCH HIM #im gonna tickle his armpit and instantly die from the counterattack #ramble

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houndy learn to salute from subjugators

why do you need prismatic to use all classes just look at houndy

"what do you mean it's the wrong kind of birb????" -- Saint 14

#it's sunday night and i'm gonna draw #or else i'm gonna be bombarded by papers tomorrow #(sob) #maybe you can say i'm testing different postures #i mean different angle and perspective kinda different #and watercolor i guess #i never know how watercolor works #destiny 2 #destiny hunter #apex bloodhound #bloodhound #bloodhound apex #destiny 2 art #my art

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one of the reason i like this kind of helmet is that you can do literally anything you want to the eye and it will look good

#just wanna point it out #i think it's also because kaiser has the same kind of helmet #so i'm into knight helmet stuff #or just helmets in general i guess #ramble

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this should've been a titan set

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a little ramble

after i finished the lineart and scheduled this post, i scrolled past a blog saying they only use default airbrush for rendering

"what the hell how do you do that"

(an hour later)

"huh okay i guess you can render with only airbrush"

so here's the original lineart that i wanted to post. yeah.

#my titan has no canon height #he can be as tall as others or just straight up letting me bury my face in his chest while im standing straight #destiny 2 #destiny titan #destiny warlock #destiny hunter #destiny 2 art #my art

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Well someone has to give it its driver updates, Gabriel

#driver design and development ft. gabriel #why do i keep making gabriel look like a tech nerd? #idk don't ask me #but come on they're robots they don't need just blood right??? #ramble time #i don't know what i am doing about that rendering and that's all i'm gonna say about this topic #i don't really play ultrakill anymore #apex + d2 take most of my playing time i simply don't play any other games #their idea list was never empty tho #i like their contrast i guess #they can have a lot of argument #that tends to make coming up dialogues easy #yeah #i don't know why i ramble this much #maybe just because i don't really have the chance per se #but i really seldom do ultrakill stuff now #ultrakill followers best time to unfollow starts now #ultrakill #ultrakill v1 #ultrakill gabriel #my art

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um how can i schedule an afternoon tea with them

#they're so polite omg #that trailer was soldered to my brain i can't get over harbinger's little nod #oh and omen's bow #such etiquette #please please please keep those in game i need to see them bow each and every time i fight them #and attendant & weaver is just barking like a dog on the side lol #destiny 2 #destiny dread #destiny harbinger #destiny 2 art #my art

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i seriously thought he's just a robot dog until i see this (TWID)

#archie seems to be an 'exo' dog just in name because it's made with that tech. but in lore he's called 'canine ai' <- prev #awwww his lore is kinda wholesome #that's a whole lot better than i thought #because #you know #experiments tends to happen first on animals and then human beings #(at least that was my gut feelings i didn't look hard enough into his lore before) #i think he's one of (if not) the most wholesome character i know in the destiny franchise #ramble

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i seriously thought he's just a robot dog until i see this (TWID)

#why would they use dogs for exo experiments #and eliksnis #yeah that's totally off limits #(haven't done any raid btw lol) #destiny 2 #destiny hunter #destiny warlock #destiny archie #destiny 2 art #my art

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never thought i'd draw caustic before

#i think i have difficulty drawing without 3d reference #and also controlling body ratio consistency #no it's not in the game i checked #that leaked image came from internal version of the game #oh well #apex legends #apex caustic #caustic #caustic apex #my art

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gods i swear if they keep doing this im gonna main caustic

#you can't just slap a pilot / knight skin and expect me not to go crazy #look at dragonhound #they look like a dragon knight and im probably the only one that still draw them after 2 years #except fuse i guess mainly because he showed his face #apex legends #apex caustic #ramble

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how are they still alive

#i watched some lethal company stream to see how bracken works in game #and hear a ton of neck snapping noises #yeah they would act good as a pet #lethal company #bracken #lethal company employee #lethal company art #my art

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Me using Janitor.ai and Bloodhound starts speaking a wholeass different language out of nowhere:

(I'm a stupid American, I can barely speak English as my first language.)

#not really related but this reminds me of that time i was trying to make an ai bloodhound voice conversion model #like you can speak something to it and it will output the same sentence but in bloodhound's voice #(for personal use btw not really legal if this model goes on the web lol) #its possible in theory but i ended up not going anywhere with this topic #if i wanna get anywhere near the authenticity i was hoping for this can be a small research topic on its own #and oh gods it will require a lot of work and not just the coding part #(im poor i don't wanna use online voice conversion service) #(also not legal to do that with others' voice because that data was effectively redistributed on the web) #anyway i ended up making voice conversion the survey topic of a final presentation for one of my class and ditched the whole thing #yeah i was kinda crazy #also i speak very VERY bad english so this is doomed to fail due to how bad the input audio would be #ramble

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home-grown bracken

#they will be their bodyguard #yes i've never touched the game #wdym they snap people's neck they're supposed to be cute #and also big i guess #lethal company #bracken #lethal company employee #lethal company art #my art