oooh the mer au with marine biologist spock is funny tho.
imagine if he's been trying to release the two back to the ocean for a long time now, after he rescued them from a net and patches up any injuries they have, but then they just keep coming back no matter how many times he sets them free 😂
Spock: *opens his door to see mer mccoy and mer kirk laying on his doorstep, flapping their tails idly*
"You two appear to have returned back to this location despite all attempts at release. For the fifteenth time, according to my records."
Poor Spock, he just wants to continue his research
Marine biologist spock constantly mopping his wet floors since mer kirk and mer mccoy keep climbing out of their tank and curiously crawling all over his lab to explore 😂