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kallmekonfusion · 14 days
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15 Questions, 15 Friends
Are you named after anyone?
No but ik that it means divine
When was the last you cried?
Day b4 yesterday, my dad left to another country for a job and i wont be seeing him for 3 months and or years
What sports do you play/have you played?
Batminton, javelin throwing, kalaripayiatu, dodgeball.
What’s the first thing you notice about other people?
Their expressions when they look at me
What’s your eye color?
Brown eyes (the lucky "blood gold in the sun" type)
Scary movies or happy endings?
Both. But i love happy endings
Do you have kids?
Minor. Heck no. Im planning on getting my uterus removed entirely when a legal adult.
Do you have any pets?
Nah. I killed my goldish with perfume when i was 5 and my hamster when i was 7and was never allowed to get a pet ever since. (I feel bad dw im not a psycho)
What are your hobbies?
Singing, drawing/painting, dancing, making music on garageband, reading, makeup and outfits?(idk if that counts)
Where were you born?
Karnataka, India.
How tall are you?
152cm (i am often referred to as shorty).
Favourite subject in school?
English, physics, psychology, chemistry (im gonna be a psychologist and a drug dealer when i grow up :D )
Do you use sarcasm?
i suck at it tho
Any talents?
Singing, painting,...street smartness? Im agile- dodgeball champ and is called a pea worm (coz im slippery)
Dream job?
So many that i cant choose so i just shut down (adhd for the win)
Tags : open tag too :)
Tagged by @wedgeantill and @lavandulacosmos
Thank you so much, you two 🥰🫶🏽
15 Questions, 15 Friends
Are you named after anyone?
Nope.
When was the last you cried?
In January. Those who know, know why
What sports do you play/have you played?
Hmm, lets see...swimming, yoga, amateur skating (does this even count?), gymnastics, marathon running.
What’s the first thing you notice about other people?
Their vibes? I mean, everyone radiates an energy so thats i what tend to notice first.
What’s your eye color?
Very dark brown, almost black.
Scary movies or happy endings?
Hands down happy endings!
Do you have kids?
Hell, no! 😂 #singleaf 💪🏽
Do you have any pets?
YESSSS!!!!!! I have a toy pomerian, his name is Atom and he is SUCH A SWEETIE!!! 🥹🥹🥹
What are your hobbies?
Reading, occasionally writing, sometimes drawing smth.
Where were you born?
India
How tall are you?
4'10 or 148cm. Yeah 🙃
Favourite subject in school?
I used to love literature a lot in school. In fact, I love studying so apart from calculus and art, i was pretty cool with every subject.
Do you use sarcasm?
Duh, of course.
Any talents?
Hmm, lets see....(P2 😂) I know some Jump roping tricks, I am pretty flexible in a lot of joints, I am good at time management, etc etc
Dream job?
Not really. I am currently doing what I love so yeah 🤷🏽‍♀️
As you can see, I am pretty sure the order of the questions got mixed up. Anyways! Heres the tag list :
@delirious-and-slightly-murderous @h0bg0blin-meat @prettykittytanjiro @re-lunastos @marqenobi @maraudersbitchesassemble @indiansapphic @ilovekrishnarjun @misalpav @aki-iwillwaitforyou-dev @orgasming-caterpillar @dormarunt @budugu @voidsteffy @misssclumsy
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kallmekonfusion · 18 days
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Mk so I know there’s along time between now and Halloween and I may be going through a Lorax phase but
IF THIS POST GETS 10K NOTES BY HALLOWEEN I WILL GO AS THE LORAX
Have fun
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kallmekonfusion · 20 days
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Broke:
Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.
Woke:
Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.
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So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.
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kallmekonfusion · 21 days
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kallmekonfusion · 24 days
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lmao a friend of mine sent this to me
matt does give fox energy tho<333
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kallmekonfusion · 1 month
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“yOu jUsT loOk LiKe A mAn”
You wish your grimy homophobic a$$ looked as good as mine 🌝
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Channelling my inner mom (she does not exist)
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Channelling my inner mom (she does not exist)
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kallmekonfusion · 2 months
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Reblog to kill it faster
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kallmekonfusion · 2 months
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I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”
Which made me oddly happy. I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile. 
You should try it. It’s peculiarly enlightening.
I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking “Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!”
Happy Valentine’s Day.
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Actias luna, Luna Moth
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@yeahitsak
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