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Dear anons that send hate...

IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA READ ALL OF THIS YOU'RE A PUSSY- (obv referred to the ones that send anons, cuz I know these bitches never read these type of things. But oh well if you're not gonna do it then have fun being a piece of shit I guess)

Also before you're gonna read this: I wrote this in 2 different days, and you can see that at the beginning I was still on fire for all of the situation, and then more on the bottom you can see how I calmed myself down XD.

But I'm not gonna change that, because as I wrote in there I'm using the same language as these assholes- YOU ASSHOLES BAD ANONS!!!

I really don't know what is your deal, what problems you're going through in real life, but please just stop sending hate to other people. Does seeing other people suffer makes you feel better? Well, then look for another way to it because that absolutely is not okay.

Search for help, take every chance you find to just resolve your problems, anything that will just do good for you and that'll make you realize that what you're doing here on tumblr is terribly wrong.

But if you're a person that does it just "for fun", or that doesn't like a blog and decides to send hate "bEcAuSe WhY nOt ThEy DeSeRvE iT", THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? Or you're just a child, like literally a child that thinks that sending hate is cool, or idk you're just an asshole.

In either case, no it's not cool (how- how tf do you even think that it is???) and get the fuck out from the blog you don't like. Y'know, it's very simple to do so!

You can IGNORE IT, BLOCK IT, just DON'T INTERACT WITH IT. Basic things that people with brain do when they don't want to see something they don't like.

"BuT iT KeEpS sHoWiNg In My TaAaGs AnD thAt'S aNnOyNg >:(((((((("

Well spoilers: you're not the only one that uses that tag. And I don't fucking believe at the fact that even after blocking a blog you still see it in the tags, it's just another shitty excuse to send hate to it. And if it actually does, well is your ass that lazy that can't even scroll past it??? Oh please.

Do you understand that sending those types of message doesn't change the world any better? Then why you do it? You just make A REAL PERSON with REAL FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS feel like shit and worse, and that can lead to lots of horrible things.

Yes, horrible just like you. Because you're thinking "yeah DUH that's the point" and us good people are there like "what the fu-"

What do you get with that, hm? Y'know people can react in different ways and, like I said earlier, those types of messages can lead to very bad things. And are you proud of that? Are you proud of hurting a person, or making them hurt themselfs?

Well then CONGRATS!! You won the prize of the shittiest person in the world! ;D.

Oh, you don't care? You're ACTUALLY proud of that? Oh my god, you make me laugh a lot. Well then I guess that's why you're seen as the asshole in real life, and probably you don't have any friends, or if you have them then they're probably fake. Cuz who wants to be friend with a selfish asshole like you that sends death threats to people that just enjoy what they do and share it with other people? Maybe people like you.

You won't go anywhere good in your life like this.

I'm just asking you this: imagine if they send all of that hate to you. How would you feel?

Oh, you're thinking that no one can do that because you're hiding behind "anon"? Well, you're right. But that confirms the fact that you don't want that to happen, because you'll feel like shit afterwards and you're scared.

You wouldn't care? Even after hundreds of hate messages? I don't believe it, I absolutely don't. But let's presume it's like that, that doesn't fucking give you the permission to let your disgusting fingers tap those horrible words on your gross phone screen.

What a funny coincidence that ALL of you are anons. We call them "bad anons", or just another derogatory adjective because there are actually very good anons. And we bless them, cuz without them "the world of anons" would've been a shitty place. A veeeery shitty place.

Now, all of what I wrote so far was generic, but let's be more specific since I moslty see this type of hate towards the self ship/oc × canon community.

"F/O IS MIIIIINE YOU CAN'T TOUCH THEMMMM!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! THEY ONLY LOVE MEEEHHHHHH!!"

"You're pathetic, they wouldn't love you because you suck."

"You're only ruining the character."

"I hate your OC so much and even F/O does."

*SNIFF SNIFF* Aahhhh, can you smell this smell of inconsistency? Oh I absolutely do.

Oh you don't? Let me explain it to you then, little fucker!

Let's start with the fact that IT'S A FUCKING FICTIONAL CHARACTER. (sadly) THEY DON'T EXIST (only in out hearts), THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SO BITCHY ABOUT IT. It's all fiction, it's all fantasy and IT'S A FUCKING F A N D O M, a community where people can talk about the show and can C R E A T E   F A N M A D E S  S T O R I E S (and it's all okay as long as it's nothing illegal like- incest or minor x adult) 

Then, you say all of those things as if they were facts. But who the hell tells you that? You're inconsistent because you're kinda using the same way of thinking by "also putting words inside that character's mouth", like when you say that F/O hates them, they can respond you back with saying that they love them instead.

The fact is that self shippers/oc x shippers DO NOT put words inside their F/O mouths, because they know very well that they have their own canon story from the start to the end. But to have some fun and some self-care they decide to create their own self instert story/oc story with their F/O! But you small-brain-bad-anons don't understand that, because "their F/O has already a partner", "they're not interested in having a relationship", "tHey WoN't LoVe YoU cUz YoU'rE dUmB". Who told you the last part? The fucking author? Also, it's called FANMADE for a reason, dumbass.

"Ohhh that's lame, so sad get a life"

??? Bitch??? Is self-care lame? Is doing something you like lame? Is loving a character lame? Well, YOU'RE lame for not having imagination, an open mind and sending hate to people who instead have all of that. You're boring-

But there are sadly self shippers/oc x canon shippers that pressure you into thinking of their story as the only one and canon, by always saying "F/O is mine" and also by sending hate to other creators by saying "how dare you draw/write a fic of them with you?! He loves ME and only ME". In this case then it's better to interfere, BUT NOT WITH HATE!! You have to explain to them with calm and maturity that attacking other people like that is wrong. Cuz let's be honest most of the time the people that do this are children, so you better be careful.

And now I look like the inconsistent one, by throwing passive and direct insults to the bad anons in this post. THAT'S BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE- After all the responses, some of them short but other are LOOOONG, the LONG posts talking about it, you still continue doing your shit. So I'm just gonna talk to you the same way you send hate to poor self shippers/oc x canon shippers.

Probably these bad anons never read these type of things, so they won't even read this, but I write it anyway because "never say never". I still have hope in you eh!

Now, since I'm a Jojo Blog I'm gonna talk about it by making you realize something, mostly to the people that throw hate to other people because they like their same F/O and blah blah blah. But also to the other bad anons.

You probably know the beautiful funny meme of "if Diavolo dies, then this is canon". What does it have to do with all of this? Well, stay with me beca-

I'm such a comedy genius /j

No okay jokes apart, lemme explain because this might look like thought through just to """justify the self shippers/oc x canon shippers""" (they don't need to be justified, fgs just let them have fun), but it's actually a reasoning that came naturally in my mind without too much thoughts. Like "BRUH IT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS", because it is.

Spoilers for Vento Aureo

You know how Diavolo dies, like he dies infinity times. And you all know that he dies in different universes because if he would've died in the same universe then it would've been total chaos, like people would've find a lot of Diavolo's bodies all around the world HAHAHAHAH Then all the consequences and blah blah blah, you know the deal.

SO! Thanks to GER and even other stands in Jojo (that I'm not gonna name cuz then other spoilers), we K N O W that there are infinity Alternative Universes. It's CANON the fact that there are infinity alternative universes in Jojo.

SO BASICALLY EVERYTHING IS CANON IN THE JOJO FANDOM. So your ship is canon (congrats to you! Not so much if your ship is something illegal tho-), you headcanons are even canon, DAMN EVERYTHING IS CANON!!! All of this obviously in all the different universes that exist in Jojo and not in the one that Araki created and that we refer to as "canon".

And that's completely okay! Like, it makes absolutely sense to call the universe that we all know "canon", the main universe, because without it then JJBA wouldn't have existed. But if you think at what I said then it's not wrong to call other Jojo universes canon either!

Are you happy now? So stay in your own universe and don't go attack the other people with your nonsense.

Now, I'm not passively forcing you to believe that our ships are canon, absolutely not, I'm just saying to think about it. And even if you don't want to think like my reasoning, that's totally okay! But that doesn't give you the permission to go and throw hate to the other people.

REMINDER!! If you don't like something that you see on tumblr (or everywhere), you have two simple options:

1) Ignore it

2) Block the blog

It's not so difficult to do!!

Thank you for your attention.

PS: if you were one of these people but then you realized that what you were doing was totally wrong, that's okay. We're proud of you for understanding :)

#this is extremely well made oh my god- #also yeah. don’t send hate #the world is already shitty enough #good vibes all around

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alright, i’m ready to join in on this trend @mistaeq started.. reblog if you would like an oc of mine or a canon character to visit your inbox❗❗ i’m excited to see what we come up with <3 make sure to specify who in the tags❗ (keep in mind i will be sending these anonymously 👍)

#surprise me :3c

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“Y…ya sure..? Nothin hurt?”

“E-Ethyl? I heard noises, are you alright?” a older Milkshake peeked in (kalos-absurd-crusade)

"Mikshake... I'm alright, promise."

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#υ´• ﻌ •`υ good boy! υ´• ﻌ •`υ milkshake #part 6

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New idea!

Put your Muse’s name as the prompt and add what you got!

#☆○ogood afternoon!o○☆ kálo #*＊✿❀behind the mask❀✿＊* ooc

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I hate asking for help especially at this time of year but I'm in dire circumstances and I don't really have any options

My family needs money for food, all of our income currently is going towards rent, water and electricity. Since we have to keep heaters going 24/7 so we don't freeze to death at night, and we have to keep the tap running so our pipes don't freeze, our bills have gone up drastically.

Even if you can't give money I ask you to try and boost this, please.

My paypal is paypal.me/ artystikmonkee

#boost

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“please make way for our glorious Lord Dio”

#gone wrong au #☆○ogood afternoon!o○☆ kálo

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@cesca-untoldstories why must you hurt me like this/j

#dystopian au #☆○ogood afternoon!o○☆ kálo #cesca #cesca untoldstories

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Part 1 on Fake screenshots of some individuals that the Apogévma siblings will have to meet on their journey!

Over on @jjba-burning-lotus

#(fishnet lillies) angie #(margaritavile) bellini #(sea foam) sousuke

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Themes for Kálo’s crew and the Basement Boys!

After a unhealthy amount of time in garage band this thing is finally done! I’ll try to be more active here as well.

#*＊✿❀behind the mask❀✿＊* ooc

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hewwo Fran! I know we haven’t interacted much but i look up to you (art and oc wise) and i can’t wait to see more of your stuff and Cesca! - mun of Kalos-absurd-crusade

@kalos-absurd-crusade !!!!

You don't know how happy it makes me to hear from you again! It has been a pretty hard year and that is not over yet but I have always had you in my heart and my memories! Thank you so much for being by my side despite all the ups and downs I've been through. I really send you a huge hug and I hope to see more of your characters !! that have always caught my attention for their colors and their originality! I promise I will not give up on mine ;O;! pinky promise from a friend to a friend!

#don’t make me cry like this you wonderful person 😭 #*＊✿❀behind the mask❀✿＊* ooc

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Me: oh for a fun way to come back I should make short themes for my characters! Shouldn’t be too time consuming

Also me:

#WHYH DO I DO THIS #*＊✿❀behind the mask❀✿＊* ooc #( ´･ω･) uwu whats this? ( ´･ω･) shitpost

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“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH”

“ITS ALIVE KILL IT KILL IT SOBA!!”

“WILL YOU TWO BE QUIET?!”

There is a box downstairs for the boys. - ??? (dio-of-the-shadows)

Hoshi was the first to notice it, however Jisatsu prevented him from approaching it any further until someone else opened it, which was Sobaka. The rest nervously eyed it from the couch, even EyeRis popped out for a peek

@dio-of-the-shadows

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There is a box downstairs for the boys. - ??? (dio-of-the-shadows)

Hoshi was the first to notice it, however Jisatsu prevented him from approaching it any further until someone else opened it, which was Sobaka. The rest nervously eyed it from the couch, even EyeRis popped out for a peek

@dio-of-the-shadows

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There is a box downstairs for the boys. - ??? (dio-of-the-shadows)

Hoshi was the first to notice it, however Jisatsu prevented him from approaching it any further until someone else opened it, which was Sobaka. The rest nervously eyed it from the couch, even EyeRis popped out for a peek

@dio-of-the-shadows

#hoshi #jisatsu

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buff,,,,,,

#HOOOOO NAMA #Sea slug gonna woop your ass #(dragons hoard) imagine dragons #☆○ogood afternoon!o○☆ kálo #imagine dragons

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ohoho another person for Kálo to look up to? 👀 (kalos-absurd-crusade)

Alex agrees with your statement ;)) I wish you good luck, looking up for her is like babysitting an hyperactive child-

Everyone is accepted and can be friends with her! :D

Exept if you're Dio, sorry but no assholes are accepted in this house 😌

Thank you for the ask, anon!💖

I hope that you all will have a wonderful day/night💫💫

#THEM #Jotaro better watch his ass-

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NOW THERE ARE T W O HYPERACTIVE CHILDREN

ohoho another person for Kálo to look up to? 👀 (kalos-absurd-crusade)

Alex agrees with your statement ;)) I wish you good luck, looking up for her is like babysitting an hyperactive child-

Everyone is accepted and can be friends with her! :D

Exept if you're Dio, sorry but no assholes are accepted in this house 😌

Thank you for the ask, anon!💖

I hope that you all will have a wonderful day/night💫💫

#freckle pals! :0 #sdc oc #☆○ogood afternoon!o○☆ kálo