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i wish there was an "unsure" option for those of us who haven't decided whether we want bottom surgery or not

no results option just wait for the poll to end if you aren't the target audience :)

pls reblog for bigger sample size <3

#trans #bottom surgery #poll

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#YEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! #man that's so great #THOUGH. INCONSISTENCY #the original ps1 console #which is what the torso of the crab is #did NOT have joysticks on the controllers!!! #that started with the ps2 which looks much different #i know this because i HAVE a ps1 and ps2 and they are great

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↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

#i applaud this post perfect delivery #the river lethe is a really fun concept btw anyone who hasn't heard of it before should look into it

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as a filthy american i am rooting for everyone else please we deserve to lose

DEFEAT THE AMERICANS COME ON WE CAN DO IT!! (posting this when they're sleeping hehehe)

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if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"

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Tag urself im maid

#yeah so what if i'm multiple of these

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i don't get why so many people want a partner who's so much taller than them like some of us are just regular human-sized? tf (thinking about what if i was with someone so much tinier than me i could pick them up & handle them effortlessly) oh gord. oh woahg

#there we go #i like tall people but sadly i am 5'9" #maybe hrt will shrink me a bit tho

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#DO YOU MEAN. QUESADILLAS #i mean they're right but i can't endorse case of ideas in good faith

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I'm from Pennsylvania and yeah, we've got a LOT of apple cider. Was honestly baffled that other people didn't know what it was cause if you go out in more rural areas you can find apple cider stalls all over the place. And yeah! I love buying jugs. They are very nice jugs and it is very legal to buy them. Mmmm delicious jug liquid.

I only learned recently that people from Not America don’t specify hard cider and instead it’s just cider.

I know this is a small difference but it is surprisingly one I do sometimes have to lie down on the floor about.

#apple cider

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i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:

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Photo sent by the submitter for better context, this is sitting cross legged

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#yes i can i do all the time and i have NOT had bottom surgery so yeag

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many inventions…. must continue research

#that was fucking amazing #faves

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me, cum dripping down my thighs: she probably thought i was really annoying back there :(

#yeah we're all like this aren't we huh #transfem #anxiety #social anxiety

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top 10 interactions honestly

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I don't understand how people just Do things without daydreaming. like how are you not off in a silly little fantasy world rn

#exactly