if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......
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Seemed a shame my ex is the only person who's seen this.
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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Wow, well, there's a use for an old typewriter.
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do it scared do it weird do it alone. holy trinity
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