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#homestuck #reblog

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* You are looking for an alternate world.

* You ask the mysterious entity outside reality if his alternate worlds are creepy or wet.

CHILD

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

* You pull out an illustrated diagram of what's creepy and what's wet.

HA.

HA.

IT IS A VERY,

VERY

GOOD

WORLD.

* You form a Dark Fountain.

* ...

* It's wet.

#reblog

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Pettiest exes award

#one of the top 5 posts of all time i think #garyjake truthers rise‼️‼️ #faith the unholy trinity #reblog

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#reblog #better call saul

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they get groceries and krill someone

based on this meme

#hatsune miku would have fixed gregor i think #reblog

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of course the only good part about homestuck’s ending is the fact that through some miracle of god pretty much all of the felt survived. like how did this even happen. i love them but let’s be real they were made to get murdered in increasingly brutal ways by the midnight crew and yet ultimately they outlive all of them by doing absolutely nothing, getting randomly inserted back into the story, and then disappearing forever. where’s my beyond canon felt intermission. they would never they don’t have the guts

of course the second only good part about homestuck’s ending is that PM just absolutely sweeps life and wins existence. like go girl give us everything and then gracefully depart from relevance before shit gets REAL bad

#LOVE WINS!! #i love you green man polycule. i love you #homestuck intermission #the felt #homestuck #yells at cloud

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doodles and things

#i love slick’s face he just dgaf #damn it’s the manifestation of my most base and violent instincts here to canibalize me as a metaphor for my own inner demons. whatever #jack noir #spades slick #reblog

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love you intermission fandom, there sure are 45 of us at most ♥️♥️♥️♥️♣️♣️♣️♣️♣️♦️♦️♦️♦️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️🎱🎱🎱🎱 3️⃣1️⃣6️⃣5️⃣🔟4️⃣9️⃣7️⃣🚬🚬🃏🃏🃏🃏♥️♥️🃏♦️🃏♠️♠️🚬🚬🎱♦️♦️♥️♦️♣️♦️♦️

💕💕💕

#i love you intermission fandom #love how many people here are just massive oldheads that have been drawing those mobsters kissing for like 10 years #don’t forget you’re here forever <- back after like 8 years #reblog

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the birth of gary, 1934

#faith the unholy trinity #auuugh…. normal human baby #reblog

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i think the reason ult selves don't really work (outside of dirk) is that most characters just... don't have that many distinct ult selves. like, the only roses we see that really get any time are davesprites timeline's rose and jasprose, so it seems kinda silly for all of those to add up to evil rose. and sure, something something dirk whatever, who cares?

it would be way more interesting if this was applied to a character with multiple distinct selves in the same way dirk has. someone like... jack noir?

#this would be the most fucked up man in existence if he was a sprite he would explode immediately. #ult!jack is going to happen in hs2 btw i can feel it in my bones. #reblog #jack noir #spades slick #homestuck

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anyway i interrupt my overly long analyses of spades slick to remind everyone that the midnight crew were all most definitely in the world’s most destructive poly relationship. join me next time when i definitively prove stabdads is real using empirical evidence and research from top harvard scientists

#im not tagging this with anything you can’t make me #yells at cloud

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the thought has been killing me all day i had to make these

#yeah i’ll hit reblog on that #reblog #homestuck #the felt

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more of this weird gross thing you all like

#op every time you draw spades slick and jack together my lifespan gets increased by 6 years and blessings befall me and my household #spades slick #jack noir #reblog #homestuck

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I wonder if there's any Bunny Maloney fans here on tumblr.

#bunny maloney renaissance rn. ive been following the tag for years and only now am i getting posts.... #reblog #Bunny Maloney

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happy 413 homestuck number day etc etc now look. the interesting thing about spades slick is that he alone out of all the versions of jack noir managed to develop emotionally beyond “born to kill universe is a fuck 19383727 kids dead” and “if i just murder enough people maybe i can satiate my hatred for all creation and utter boredom with reality.” now im not saying slick isn’t a ultra violent mass murderer because he is. the difference is slick has actual purpose in life beyond wanting to mindlessly kill people for the shits and giggles— he made a fucking city! he partook in creation despite the fact that he’s supposed to be diametrically opposed to it! he’s got a crew to run and needlessly complex heists to plan! spade slick avoids bec noir’s ennui and eventual exhaustion by actually doing something with his life, by actually working towards something productive rather than just trying to subsist off the temporary catharsis of mass murder forever. he is the most actualized jack noir in the sense that he is the only on to go beyond his base instincts and actually create something of value for once.

and the tragedy is that it’s all for nothing. every true spades slick scholar knows the line “nothing left to lose, or live for” but i think it’s worth unpacking what this actually implies— that being, slick is actively trying to end his life in cascade rather than just wanting to settle his score with sn0wman and not caring about the consequences. everything he has ever done has just been part of an LE-typical long con to get all his friends killed, get him into the exile vault, get him to doc scratch, and eventually put him into a position where he has absolutely nothing left and into a headspace where he thinks he might as well be dead anyway. he did literally everything he could have done right as part of the game— helped the players, rebuilt society, aided creation— and yet in the end was still fucked over harder than anyone has ever been fucked over before or since. sorry slick you’re going to be replaced with the version of you with no emotional development at all. sorry slick. but after all, who would ever mourn a jack noir?

tl;dr spades slick is the most tragic character in all of homestuck. WV is a close second but only because he was a grown ass man and a traumatized war veteran and then the narrative decided to make him davekat’s dog

#spades slick #homestuck #the intermission #jack noir #yells at cloud #whatever. Whatever

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spades slick if she was a girl and prince of blood (prospit dreamer)

#homestuck #spades slick #reblog #very large brain. curious as to what your bec noir classpect is

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hi

#is there an option to throw my own body in front of the trolley to stop it. im picking that one #reblog #midnight crew #problem sleuth #homestuck