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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

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oh god yeah, I got Pangur and Grim as kittens and they took out all their evil energy on each other. it was so much easier. I got to be a deadbeat dad on a lawn chair sipping beer while the children play.

and now I have a sockpuppet armed with needles who sees me as his favourite wrestling buddy, and there is no peace. there will be no peace. there is only kitten teeth and yowling

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anyone want pics of my holes?

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it's cause you're always going down down down to that damn river

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Writing is so much fun! You can be like "I should process this" and just go nuh-huh, see, I'm going to make up a guy and have them process it for me. Not me! It's the guy I made!

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Pangur didn’t want to take a nap with me, so I brought in Belphie instead, and can I just say. this is straight up not peaceful

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aquarius coded coping mechanisms

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Viral comic

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THEY'RE KILLING HIM⁉️

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It's not that I revel in the screams of my captive young men or delight in the scent of their fear; it's just a necessary part of maintaining the gothic ambiance. Otherwise it would just be a regular basement, and what kind of villainous madman would I be then?

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Local cat deeply and desperately wronged by heartless owner who moved empty frappe cup (lickable)(delicious) out of little bedroom garbage can (tippable) into big kitchen garbage can (not tippable). Quoted in an exclusive three AM interview as saying "rustle rustle sniff sniff rrrRRROOWWW!!!! ROOWW!!! >8("

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Rapunzel type tower situation but the tower is a giant mimic and hunts in the way a pitcher plant does. Yes, fair knight. Climb up this conveniently long hair, follow the sweet smell, pull yourself up and over the window sill and fall in to the far below.

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My dumbest comic maybe ever.

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Puzzle

Even when there’s no promised tomorrow,

I will still return to where you have once stood.

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had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough