• They/them or she/her is preferred but I'm still figuring things out so feel free to use anything other than it/its • 21 • I am simply trying to exist and bring myself joy •
i cant even properly explain how it emotionally affects me when my cat comes up to me for cuddles. small creature walks up to me, a giant, in search of a gentle touch, because he trusts me completely. that is what love is. that is what the universe is built for. i want to cry
reading an online discussion about fairy shrimp and someone remarked that "what they lack in charisma, they make up in vigor" and maybe I'm just hopelessly bug-pilled but I think these sad little feathers with the dot eyes deserve at least some universal cute credit
An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)
I dont eat processed foods, thats disgusting. When i want chips and salsa i’ll just take a bite out of some raw corn and then a tomato and then a chili, all straight off the plant. It creates exactly the same flavors and effects without any of the nasty processes that so plague our nation and cause every health problem to ever exist like rabies and Lyme disease. When i want bread i’ll go out to the fields and chew on some wheat. I bite into my salmon whole and raw like a bear. Since eliminating processed foods I only need to sleep 90 minutes a day and i run a half marathon every hour. I’ve never been healthier in my life and am now immune to gunshot wounds. Eliminate processed foods. Eat healthy.
having a little jingly keychain is all fun and games, until you’re walking around somewhere that’s dead quiet…..like oh i’m sorry i just my trinkets are jangling around……n suddenly your the court jester and everyone is pointing and laughing at you for your noisey fucking keychain…..bobo the clowncore