looking for trouble, and if i cannot find it, i will create it.
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"I see the life of an actor is laced with strife and unrest, your soul put to the test with the unrelenting nature of a directionless drive seeking idle amusement to tide the passing of time." Kenshi makes sure to draw upon the tone of the stern dressing-downs he received in his youth, his empty gaze lingering somewhere off to the side of where Johnny actually was โ but the character breaks, of course, to slide in his own snark: "Which is to say: you don't do much, do you?" This is said, of course, in jest.
He would inevitably have to stop sleeping on Johnny's couch and get back on his path, but even Kenshi had to admit there was some definite entertainment to be found in the movie star lifestyle, even if he was leaning on Johnny's fame for it.
"Really starting to rethink my life choices these days."
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&. ๐๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐๐ข๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐ฎ๐ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ๐ฌ.
( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )
โ i could keep you safe. theyโre all afraid of me. โ
โ iโm trying to fix your hair, so hold still. โ
โ your heart is beating so fast right now. โ
โ promise me youโll still be here when i wake up. โ
โ youโre not as bad as everyone says you are. โ
โ i thought youโd like some company. โย
โ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. โ
โ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. โ
โ you can kiss me, you know. โ
โ come back to bed. โ
โ you look good like this. โ
โ working together again, itโs just like old times. โ
โ how is it you always know what i need, huh? โ
โ youโre lucky you got away with only a scratch. โย
โ i canโt imagine losing someone like that. iโm sorry. โ
โ you know you can always talk to me. โ
โ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. โ
โ so, what do i owe this pleasure? โ
โ ah, so you arenโt heartless after all. โ
โ may i have this dance? โย
โ itโs okay, you can touch me. i won't break. โ
โ enemies make the best lovers, you know. โ
โ hold still. this might sting a little. โ
โ we can't keep doing this. โย
โ you look like you've got something to say. โ
โ just relax and let me take care of you. โ
โ thought youโd be lighter without all that blood. โ
โ i had it under control. you didnโt need to do that. โ
โ everything looks so beautiful from up here. โ
โ you treat all your ladies like this? โ
โ well? how do i look? โ
โ canโt sleep? โ
โ do you mind if i smoke? โ
โ iโm scared of ending up alone. โ
โ i donโt think iโve ever seen you smile. โ
โ how long has it been since you've slept? โ
โ you are losing my interest, and thatโs very dangerous. โ
โ iโd suffer hell if youโd tell me what youโd do to me tonight. โ
โ you look really pretty right now. โ
โ iโve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. โ
โ iโm not wearing any underwear. thought youโd like to know. โ
โ just a few more stitches and youโll be as good as new. โ
โ iโd say we make a pretty good team. โ
โ i want you to forget this ever happened. โ
โ i'm here for business โ not pleasure. โ
โ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. โ
โ you'd look better down on your knees. โ
โ fine, keep acting like you hate me. โ
โ kiss me again. โ
โ are you asking me out on a date? โ
โ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. โ
โ you okay? caught you staring off into space again.ย โ
โ well, i do feel better now that you're here. โ
โ i'm not drunk enough for this. โย
โ why is it whenever we see each other, youโre covered in blood? โ
โ i was wrong about you. โย
โ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. โ
โ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? โ
โ iโm not afraid of you. โ
โ books mean more to me than people anyway. โ
โ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. โ
โ how about a kiss goodnight? โ
โ i donโt have time for distractions right now. โ
โ you shouldnโt be out here by yourself. โย
โ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. โ
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GUIDE TO TROUBLED BIRDS SENTENCE STARTERS
iโm a 100% organic gangster.
another drink wouldnโt hurtโ i only live two years.
anxiety and caffeine are having a cockfight in my brain.
oh. youโre an artist.
as always, all i should have said was,ย โi love you.โ
youโve been through hell and come out singing.
i puke in my kidsโ mouths.
birds are creepy.
oh, iโm sorryโ did i just blow your mind?
i hope youโll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and itโs all i have left.
iโd sell you to satan for one corn chip.
my crazy runs wide and it runs deep.
da fuq?
dealing with you is like herding cats.
i work hard at my job, but i suspect iโm purely decorative.
iโm a dirty bird.
i disembowel. itโs what i do.
donโt judgeโ i clean up real nice.
my only crime was that i was down to clown.
drink. travel. books. i went broke. but i had a hellย of a time.
they might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real.
evolve.
he proclaimed his undying fidelity and asked me to do the same.
i had to overcome my desire to laugh.
finally he gathered himself together and spoke,ย โwhat the hell?โ
iโm always exchanging frequent flyer miles for guilt trips.
god canโt help you now.
he gave them the heebie-jeebies. he had nothing else to give.
mind if i just hum?
iโm humanphobic.
i do not go to my happy place. i go to my high lonesome place.
i have a natural talent for being irrational.
a financially unstable messโ but at the liquor store they call me maโam.
looking for trouble, and if i cannot find it, i will create it.
i meditate mostly for a 15 minute break from this ongoing shitshow.
my modus operandi is the dial up of the awesome and break the knob off.
my self care begins and ends with edibles.
oh jesus. oh my god.
i couldnโt afford a therapist, so i decided,ย โhey, why not start a podcast?โ
i poop on fascists.
the risk i took was calculated but man, am i bad at math.
she was lovely and charming, almost a saint. she enjoyed laughter and dancing, opera, jazz, and getting very, very, very high.
my self care begins and ends with wine.
iโd sell you to satan for one corn chip.
iโve never been one to half-ass shenanigans.
the ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a form of mild insanity.
i would look into your soul, but iโve already devoured it.
things just got super weirdโ itโs my time to shine.
youโre three ounces of whoop-ass.
iโm worth two in the bush.
i love you despite the warning signs.
whom.
i fancy myself a woke-ass citizen of the world.
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