My maid does not seem to recognize the fact that my manor only exists in three dimensions. She keeps slipping into the 4th dimension, talking about how filthy it is over in that direction, but legally I do not own that land and am worried she might be disturbing entities beyond my estate's boarders.
My, what an overachiever. Maids often struggle with concepts like ownership and boundaries, and the boundary between our world and others is no different. Perhaps try explaining to your maid that those areas are not yours to tend to, and so as tempting as it may be to attempt to clean them, doing so would reflect poorly on you to any potential onlookers.
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The sick reality is that many of the renowned academics and writers among Gaza's thousands of martyrs will, in twenty years time, be quoted and memorialised by the same universities and institutions that have denigrated them and enabled their slaughter.
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basically the whole bible happens to me daily
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When reading Pale Fire for the first time, should I read the poem all the way through then read it interspersed with commentary, or go straight to side by side?
I think the correct order of operations is:
poem
poem and commentary
poem
commentary
appendix
Nabokov's Pale Fire: The Magic of Artistic Discovery
poem and commentary
Treat
Yo
Self
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one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever
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seeing people post ‘weird girl unhinged sad girl books’ everywhere and its just. the bell jar. ottessa moshfegh. maybe gone girl.
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they're really popping pussy over at gamechanger
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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okay everyone i don't need the password anymore
watcher trying to do a dropout is funny when they aren't offering as much, aren't doing it in 2018 and hence new to the game, and aren't doing it because they're broke! they've got no reason to do it and i think archiving the old videos is just such an unnecessarily petty move. feel free to give me ur password <3 feel free to never buy this :>
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Source details and larger version.
Eating their own tails: vintage ouroboros imagery.
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genuinely it's a brain disease
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