kennabeth

[kennabeth]

3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

#this is how sophie finds out

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I have all these questions about whites and keep coming up with more of them and it's so frustrating that I can't get answers from the books! because clerres is a eugenics cult, not a school, the only actual information beloved has he's figured out or guessed himself or got from prilkop BUT there's shit that bee experiences I want to understand better but I CANT because she refuses to talk to beloved about fucking ANYTHING so even if he has the answer I don't get to hear it !!!

#prompted by the reminder that beloved gets pale again for some reason in f&f #not White pale but gold instead of brown. why???? #he lost his sight (in both ways) so there werent prophecies for him to fail in so why would his coloring change?? #why did bee's? she got paler too!! #like. probably beloved knows but hes not a yapper and doesnt volunteer information just answers fitz's questions #and fitz doesnt ask about anything interesting damn him #says kenna

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I love you whiteboy,,,,,

#YIPPEE #dungeon meshi

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I WANT IT TO BE DIFFERENT

#been listening to easier and the glacier house by the crane wives lately and i assigned those to fitzloved respectively #so im just being killed. so killed #says kenna

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ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything

#fifty fifty

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my knees are killing me from climbing around the jungle gym with my niece yesterday but I can't complain about it at work bc if one of my coworkers said their knees hurt I'd immediately yell "FROM SUCKING DICK?!?" and you reap the energy you put into the world so they would 100% do the same to me. so I suffer in silence

#she was nervous about going down the slide alone and kept asking me to do it #she KNOWS my name is kenna but can't say it yet so she calls me 'two mommy' bc my sister and i look alike #and you cant fight a sweet little 2yo going 'cmon! ready GO!' in the attempt to lure you up the slide #i feel bad about how she refers to me but my sister thinks it's funny and she'll learn with us both correcting her #my grandma is infuckingsane she said to just enjoy it #???!?!??! #im not taking aunt advice from someone who doesnt know where her niece lives actually #says kenna

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#from pyre to bed... #im still on the verge of tears constantly from rereading this friday #what do i do now #how do i get past this ever #realm of the elderlings #fitz x fool

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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

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I constantly think about the quote (literally no idea what it’s from) I read once about how teenage girls want to fuck their band guy idols because it’s the closest they can get to wanting to BE their band guy idols. Like damn… way to recontextualize my entire adolescence with 1 sentence

#brianna #to me

[kennabeth]

#is that artemis fowl

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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

#ned the piemaker touching someone a second time

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when my brother and i were kids we got in trouble for using the term "dadding" to mean making a promise you have no intent to follow thru on which is a testament to this country's disdain for creative types

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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

#this post always confuses me bc who is backpacking on a two hour trail?? #the difference between the two examples is an hour and a half?? #im not a backpacker either but 8 miles is not backpacking 😭

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Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything

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I recently rediscovered this image and I wanted to share it with everyone because I find it very powerful

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the wicked strike of jubjub's past

#NOT JUBJUB #that was my sister's favorite toy for like 10 years #hers was green #jubjub i love you