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Wicked is canon in the splatoon universe…when worlds collide

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salmon run as a turn-based strategy game

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pearl’s gay laser beam

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this is so stupid i spent like 20m on this

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LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR, I can brush my teeth all by myself OK?

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I think my side order game has a bug in it. Can uh, anyone help me figure out what it is?

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splatoon characters react to you being infertile~

mr grizz:

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a bunch of people pointed out that big mans splatfest team was originally "find a way to survive" in japanese and it was changed to "save the day" which honestly changes it for me. i would have went with "find a way to survive", shout out to my intense fear of death but instead we get this incredibly funny characterization of big man that reads as

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in front of you is a basket. across from you is also a basket. you have 5 minutes to defend the basket closest to you while also collecting little golden clams from the area around you and getting them into the basket further away, else your mental state will be destroyed. you have been given 3 mentally unwell children to assist you, but there are also 4 mentally unwell children working against you. the timer starts now. good luck

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the singleplayer mode intro cutscene awkward silence is my favourite splatoon character

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One of my favorite things ever is when friends that aren’t into your same interests share findings of said thing in the wild with you + know just enough about it to know who the iconic gays from it are

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#this is not even a contest octo expansion is a mile better #even without comparing it to oe side order was kind of a let down in how Replayable it felt #like yes i can. literally. play it again but its going to feel pretty much the same!! babys first roguelite

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Aaand that's a wrap! Keep staying fresh.

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beginner tips for salmon run !

in salmon run you must cooperate with a team in order to take down boss salmonids and collect golden eggs. your goal is to reach the quota while keeping yourself and your teammates alive. these tips may help you raise your rank and have more fun

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KILL HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM !!!!!!!! PRIORITY TARGET !!!!!!!! UNAUTHORISED FUCKING THING ! BLOW IT UP NOW !!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#forever

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really awesome splatfest comic i made

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Making up for not doing anything for the last splatfest with two (!) comics!

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My friend sent me this and I can’t stop laughing. Exposive president. And the two tower being shot badges. LMFAOOOO

Btw you can only change your name like every six months in splatoon so you have to really commit to joke names