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Actual good faith appearance of a functional vibrator played for proper jokes in a movie - THIS IS THE FEMALE GAZE. Thank you, Lisa Frankenstein (2024).

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The thing is, those Manic Pixie Dream Girl movies aren't unrealistic because that kind of thing never happens in real life. They're unrealistic because they never show the epilogue five years later, where the Sadboy Protagonist is posting on reddit going "help, my girlfriend has cool unique hobbies and it's embarrassing me."

I don't know how this comes as a shock to some people, but if you're dating a girl with a bug collection, you're going to be dating a girl who proudly shows dead bugs to your mom.

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Fanart Inspired Corspe bride pose

Quick drawing a bit messy because I did it on train my ride ride

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Another by Josh Luna

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That boy Frankenstein was in that closet all night putting together this perfect outfit for his lady love because he knew she had a bad night, and it WORKS. Bless.

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every few months some annoying motherfucker makes a post asking why it's called 'spirk' instead of 'spork' or 'kock' and the short, easy answer is: spirk is already the silly ship name, the og ship name is 'k/s' and the og og ship name is 'the premise', because spirk is a ship so old that it was around before ship names were invented. now never come into my house again.

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little chef

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okay last one

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Rewatching the medical malpractice show for the 3rd time against my better judgement

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firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!

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another old man fandom that im like 10 years too late to but whatever

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Utah passed a law that makes it illegal for trans individuals to use the bathrooms of their chosen gender in any state funded building, including govt buildings and schools. In order to insure that there is no room for good people to exist and allow people's neighbors to police them, they put this form online. You know what always works super well? Allowing people to police each other and turn each other in for suspected offenses. Definitely a good idea, absolutely fantastic direction to take with the country.

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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Emotional extremes horseshoe theory where both ends are a long walk

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RICOH XOBBOX (1993)