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And take their money.

Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

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Very important to respect dumbasses.

Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

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Celtic languages in 200 BC

by atlas_cartography

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Teacher Appreciation Week

I'd feel more appreciated if people would stop voting for republicans

#vote blue #union blue #roe roe roe your vote #teacher #teacher appreciation

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Negative

Don't lie

Don't steal

Don't cheat

Don't be lazy

Positive

Be truthful

Be fair

Be honest

Be smart

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POLL TIMEEEEE

If your answer is not on the list reblog/comment I’m genuinely curious

#teddy roosevelt #more fun at parties

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Holy Toledo

Atlanta

#way way back

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#my mascot kills fascists

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Explain your reasoning plzzz

#kilodollars daily is over a million in three years #start collecting the interest at once #ethical nonwar investment only #it'll outpace that ten megabucks

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God has spoken http://dlvr.it/T6LM9f

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So I looked up some numbers, but only for ten states (limited space on the index card), four of which have been reliably blue, five others were sadly red (one has gone so far fascist they might not ever recover), so these five states could be flipped blue easily.

Pay about 1,250,000 faithfully blue voters to relocate from CA (where margins have been as low as three million and up to five million) to take new jobs in MT, SD, NE, IA, KS, and WV.

Just make sure they maintain their old income, plus maybe thirty percent, pay for the move, and support them through the future.

Republicans don't have that kind of margin anywhere, they couldn't match it.

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I am a horrible human being.

What I notice on a woman, in order, goes: age, breasts, face/hair, attitude, clothes.

Only if I am lucky will she speak so I can make guesses about her intellect, and if she talks to me long enough I can discern a few things about her character.

Forty years ago the former mattered more than the latter. I am in a much better place now.

Follow-up to this poll about men so "anon's bisexual ass can vote for girltummy too"

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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When I walk or run it looks goofy and inelegant, so why would flying look any different.

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The way I heard it from a kid at school, Drake and Kendrick are doing this to sell more merch up until next awards season, when they will suddenly reconcile and collaborate and sweep the awards.

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Do you have to open it manually or does it have one of those buttons you push and a spring extends it and opens it for you?

Who doesn't love a good rainstorm? You'll certainly never have to worry about your skin being moisturised or your crops being watered any more! Now with added petrichor!

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Um, Canada and Mexico are also part of America. So is everything else to Patagonia.