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A pleasant surprise.

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For some reason, poring over my inventory to this song to make an overkill decision, plus Piper’s comment, struck me as kinda funny.

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can I be gay in fallout 4?

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you are not prepared for how stupid the institute lore in fallout 4 actually is

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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!

You conserved 137ml of fluid!

You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!

The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!

Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!

The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!

Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!

If you jerked off now, you could save all of us

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Holo X Break emotes!

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mp3 - mechanical spell to send sound into the mind of a man or beast

mp4 - mechanical spell to send sights into the mind of man or beast

mp5 - mechanical spell to send objects into the mind of a man or beast

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you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

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"Clouded leopards have the longest canine teeth relative to their body size of any cat species. Their canines can reach two inches (four cm) or longer."

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this is literally my favorite video

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rough day for marcille

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its so fucked up when kabru takes off his armour and he's literally in tan slacks, brown belt and a turtle neck. this motherfucker rocked up to the dungeon in business casual and you wonder why he's getting his gay ass killed every level

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