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i dont need to wear pants to beat up meta knight check this out

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everything out of your mouth is just ass

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rated a for -gorp is what the voice actors gonna say when i punch him during his recording for being annoying

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these groups of monkeys get all these cool tech demos while im just sitting here with my gamebloy and its pissing me of

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it stinks really bad in your country i could barely stand it when i visited it stinks and it was muggy and the ground was too hard

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its the little things in life that hurt the most, like yueng ling and yellow smoke

Who is yeung ling

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no they cant

one of my fave things about spiders is how they walk. theyre so thoughful and melodical about every step and i think thats really cute. they pause when they're unsure and approach everything with this poise about them.

from the perspective of my engineering degree, its also really cool how they move their legs using hydraulics of their own haemolymph (bug blood).

they also have little toe beans. thats also great.

hehehghsh look at them

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youre gonna piss me off

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and when she laughs i like 8t, like oh ha ha ha ha ha

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here they come, to finish what i started in the past

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every health point is sacred to us

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becuas im thinking about it i doubt sonic the hedgehog could punch even harder than kenneths dad looks like he could

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i didnt even do anything for that to happen and the leather i was writing and painting on i dont know where it went

i keep trying to paint my picture outside but im pissed the fuck of because a car almost hit a biker and i threw my paint at it now its all gone

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i keep trying to paint my picture outside but im pissed the fuck of because a car almost hit a biker and i threw my paint at it now its all gone

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From the Polls, I present Jelly Dee

He's a jellyfish waddle dee who has no brain cells or ability to talk, Yet when he's on land he drives around a golf cart and communicates with hand signals and water magic

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by the way this is why people think poop semantics is actualy good

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your mom carried you for twelve months and then she carried me to the altar thats crazy