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#such a cutie for @daily-cats

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jellies!!

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I don't understand why knitting and like getting hand knitted clothes was so demonized when we were kids

I can remember so many cartoons where grandmas would be like "here's a sweater i made for you" and the kid would treat it like the worst fucking curse

Like. My guy. Being given something that someone put so much time and effort and money into (because it takes time effort and money to make a good quality garment) is literally so cool. Shut the fuck up.

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no thoughts, only cats in love pt.2

//pt.1 here//

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Phandom Reverse Bang 2021 Masterlist!

Hi guys! We want to thank everyone who took the time to join the event and make it super fun as always. This is the masterlist of all the amazing fics and art pieces created for the event. Don't forget to share share share!

Sparks Fly by @counting2fifteen: Dan and Phil’s vacation after Vidcon is going well, until a mistake from Phil sets the whole thing up in flames. Beta: @catboydan. ART by @schnaphan

Raise the Woof by @paradisobound: Dan started his own dog bakery after a trip through Pinterest gave him the idea of baking a cake for his family dog Colin. The bakery is a success and Dan loves the fact that he gets regular customers coming in all the time to order cupcakes. One customer, in particular, comes in every day and goes by the name of Phil. But Phil never brings a dog with him…Why? Phil is a werewolf and likes eating the cupcakes himself. Beta: @through-this-night. ART by @effingmeteors

Opposites Attract by @succubusphan: Phil comes home and finds a letter. Beta: @effingmeteors. ART by @schnaphan

Youth -Season 2- by @r3ad3r1: Dan and Phil are both young actors at the beginning of their careers: after being minor characters in the TV series “Youth” they are going to be the focus of season 2. They come from different backgrounds: Dan has a family involved in the business, Phil does not. They have different attitudes: Dan stays with producers and directors, Phil hangs out with the other actors. Let’s see if being boyfriends on-screen will affect them in real life. Beta: @catboydan. ART by @anironsidh

I'm happy at home (happy at home) You're my best friend by @anironsidh. Phil decides to go back to university for his PhD in English while Dan works on writing his book, but they must find a way to stay close while it feels like their lives are going in separate directions. Beta: @indistinct-echo. ART by @isthisadrawingiseebeforeme

blind date gone wrong?! (not clickbait!) by @overmayhead: When Phil gets stood up at a blind date his colleague Bryony arranged for him, he certainly doesn’t expect the evening to end with a kiss in the pouring rain in front of a load of supermarket bins after almost sneezing his brains out. Beta: @microoowave. ART by @hiwatari-art

Forever Home by @possumdnp: Phil’s wanted a dog for as long as he can remember, and now that he and Dan are moving into their new house, it’s the perfect opportunity. But there’s just one problem. Phil’s allergic to dogs. Beta: @microoowave. ART by @unicornosaur

something so magic about you by @silentdescant: Under the full moon isn’t the only time Dan and Phil do business in the forest, but it is certainly the time of month they do the most business. Phil thinks it’s because that’s when all of the supernaturally-inclined creatures come out to play, but Dan’s cynicism bleeds through whenever he argues that it’s just because the full moon “seems witchy” and that it’s akin to a tourist trap. Phil rolls his eyes, every time.

or: Dan believes that magic exists; he sees evidence of it every day with Phil. He just doesn’t believe he has any magic of his own. Beta: @stefycubi94. ART by @sevensforasecret

With enchantment on your side by @jestbee: Dan finds photos, and then he finds the person in them. Beta: Lackless. ART by @jorzuela.

Somebody find me, find me love by @anironsidh: Phil Lester likes working at the little cafe he's been at for awhile. It's nice, calm, and he feels accepted for being gay there unlike what he knew before. When the cafe's owners bring in a new piano player to entertain on Friday nights, Phil finds his world thrown upside down by the stranger who's captured his attention (and who the owners think he has a crush on, which he does not thank you very much). Beta: @paradisobound. ART by @marranje.

won’t let you pass me by by @glowingatmosphere: When Phil walks into work that Thursday evening, there’s someone new sitting in Cornelia’s place at the piano. Beta: @irrationalqueer. ART by @marranje

Ride Into The Setting Sun Tonight by @succubusphan and @icequeenjules26: The start of a new season gives Dan the opportunity to finally win the world championship but his animosity with Lester and his reckless behaviour could ruin it all. Art by @toffeelemon.

Reasons why (Dan and Phil’s vacation) are a fail by @kneebleed: A series of a few unfortunate events that occurred to (kind of) rich people during their vacation. Beta: @indistinct-echo. ART by @paradisobound

off the record by @fictropes: His entire life is just going round and round in really fast circles, at least that’s what he tells interviewers when they try and pry a little too much. Beta: @sierraadeux. ART by @toffeelemon

Wouldn't it Be Nice by @succubusphan: Dab’s life is in shambles, his most precious friendship is in danger, but maybe a change of scenery could help. Beta: @through-this-night. ART by @polar-bears-making-pancakes

As Fate (or a really weird guy named David) Would Have It by @husbants: Phil has been stood up. Just as he’s leaving, a frantic (and absolutely handsome) guy rushes in the restaurant, looking for his own first date. Maybe tonight won’t be as bad as it once seemed it would. Beta: @paradisobound. ART: @hiwatari-art

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the 11th chapter is out now!! go read here

Ivy™ Find me a Boyfriend (masterpost)

(this fic is a collaboration with valen, who doesn’t use tumblr)

Summary: In a world that’s engulfed by technology, two lonely men with completely different lives find each other under unexpected circumstances. (With a little help of a sarcastic AI by the name of Ivy)

Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: mentions and/or usage of alcohol

Updates: Every Monday

Word count (for now): 9392

Chapters: 11/?

Read here

(or keep reading this post to see the playlist and other fun stuff)

Seguir leyendo

#ifbfic #phandom #phanfic

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Reasons why (Dan and Phil’s vacation) are a fail

Summary: A series of a few unfortunate events that occurred to (kind of) rich people during their vacation.

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: none

Word count: 1919

Read here

Note: So this is the fanfic that I wrote for the @phandomreversebang this year! Thanks to @indistinct-echo for beta reading, and to @paradisobound​ for the art of this fic that you can find here.

#phandom #phanfic #phandom reverse bang

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in comparison to the playlist, how far along are you guys with writing?

the published chapters are something between chirp and are you bored yet, and the ones that we're writing are in are you bored yet. probably.

#ifbfic

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Ivy™ Find me a Boyfriend (masterpost)

(this fic is a collaboration with valen, who doesn't use tumblr)

Summary: In a world that’s engulfed by technology, two lonely men with completely different lives find each other under unexpected circumstances. (With a little help of a sarcastic AI by the name of Ivy)

Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: mentions and/or usage of alcohol

Updates: Every Monday

Word count (for now): 9392

Chapters: 11/?

Read here

(or keep reading this post to see the playlist and other fun stuff)

Playlist:

two important things to have in consideration:

1.- all the songs from "the good part" to "cinnamon" are part of the before; the rest of the playlist is about what happens in the story.

2.- this playlist can be taken as a spoiler, so keep that in mind.

Ivy looks like this:

(the picrew)

Fun facts about Intelligent Virtual Youth (Ivy) that don’t contain spoilers:

18 years old

It has been 13 years since they grew up

She is non-binary and uses they/she pronouns

Probably a Slytherin

Their favourite movie is Coraline

If they were born in Chile in 2000, their favourite TV show would be 31 minutos

Doesn’t have a favourite colour.

if you have any questions about the lore, send an ask uwu

#phandom #phanfic au #phanfic #ifbfic

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i swear this is literally them 

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Come, let me breathe you until I am oxygen in your veins and in my flesh leave your ways.

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Mr Pigeon 72

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A really needed father’s hug

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replace every vowel in ur url with oob

#knooboobblooboobd #what was that JSJSJSJ #oh wait it says boob

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The Seven Deadly Sins: Gay Edition 🌈

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I haven’t really thought of any of the context yet, but I think there need to be more fanfics where Chat Noir gives Carapace a hand kiss, just because he can.