Alligator tears 🦌 🥲
The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.
For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:
A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”
The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”
Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”
Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”
Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”
Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”
Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”
Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…
I asked for a giant pumpkin head”
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Let’s Dance
Part 7/12
Part 6
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the bandages are off now
the next big WIP is available on patreon ^^
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"Want some?"
I try the anime style
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Bow chicka wow wow~~
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Masterpost of Masterposts
I’ve made so much gotdamn fan art LOL ♥️ Now it is organized!
• Hotel Antics and Filler 🏨
• Hazbin Human AU (Includes Radioapple Nanny AU) 🧍🏽♂️
• Gender-swap ⚧️
• Role-Reversal AU 👹
• Shipyard 🚢
• Sketches ✍🏽
*subject to change
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Sinner's Finale
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I’m hungry for freedom like never before
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Doodle of 📻🖤
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Alastor in the last episode be like:
and then....
"this place reeks of death, there's a chill in the air-"
btw I used this as reference
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"D-dad?"
Ouch...
Okay, okay, I lied. He's gonna be fine, guys! He's gonna be fine!
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He just likes to help 💜......
🟢Commissions Open!!
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More deer ears 🦌
I can't stop drawing his little ears
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