I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please
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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word
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i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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Almost blocked someone for being a bot because their URL ended in a string of numbers but then I realized the numbers were 42069 and I wanted to apologize like when a nobleman fails to recognize his king disguised in the garb of a commoner
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old ryuukari drawings
and gilleskari or whatever you want to call it I guess??? I don’t know
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draw Lancelot saber
P2 try long hair version💇
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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
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