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kyanve · 14 hours
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So Lotte (Hahn’s macaw) was climbing along my sleeve and ended up dangling by her beak, reaching with her feet for any kind of thing to move to. I shifted my arm so she could hop onto my shirt…
And as soon as she did, she leaned up and said, “Kiss kiss good bird!”.
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kyanve · 16 hours
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kyanve · 17 hours
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"Don't use Libby because it costs libraries too much, pirate instead" is such a weird, anti-patron, anti-author take that somehow manages to also be anti-library, in my professional librarian-ass opinion.
It's well documented that pirating books negatively affects authors directly* in a way that pirating movies or TV shows doesn't affect actors or writers, so I will likely always be anti-book piracy unless there's absolutely, positively no other option (i.e. the book simply doesn't exist outside of online archives at all, or in a particular language).
Also, yeah, Libby and Hoopla licenses are really expensive, but libraries buy them SO THAT PATRONS CAN USE THEM. If you're gonna be pissed at anybody about this shitty state of affairs, be pissed at publishing companies and continue to use Libby or Hoopla at your library so we can continue to justify having it to our funding bodies.
One of the best ways to support your library having services you like is to USE THOSE SERVICES. Yes, even if they are expensive.
*Yes, this is a blog post, but it's a blog post filled with links to news articles. If you can click one link, you can click another.
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kyanve · 17 hours
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Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep
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kyanve · 23 hours
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gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision
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kyanve · 23 hours
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kyanve · 23 hours
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
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kyanve · 23 hours
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NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix
In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)
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kyanve · 1 day
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kyanve · 1 day
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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kyanve · 1 day
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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i also love the coelacanth so i'm here to say you're valid
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They can live for 100 years and give live birth and might be monogamous and can get up to six feet long and have been around for over 400 million years and are pretty much the coolest fish around! They're so neat! They look like something that might fly through the night sky!
I love coelacanths!
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kyanve · 1 day
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Top-Tier Villain Motivations
They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
Yes, Master
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
No other way to get performance art funded these days
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kyanve · 1 day
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kyanve · 1 day
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I haven't slept and I'm filled with rage. I hate that stupid green owl. Heres some resources for beginner language learners
1. Install anki. It's a flash card program that uses spaced repetition. Essentially, it optimizes study by showing cards you struggle with more frequently while showing easy cards less frequently. It's amazing for learning vocab. It's web and computer versions are free, the iphone version costs 25$ but there are alternatives. There is also an android version made by a 3rd party thats free.
2. Find a deck. There are plenty of free shared decks on ankiweb. Ive also heard good things about Xefjord's Complete Language Series which features over 100 different languages. Refolds premium decks cost money, but they are high quality. It can take time to find a deck that works best for you and I highly reccomend switching to a deck that you made yourself eventually. I highly encourage picking a deck with native audio if you can.
3. Grammar. Here is a collection of resources for a variety of languages. Here is another one that has more on linguistics.
4. Misc resources.
this is a site that let's you listen to radio stations around the world
this let's you make anki cards from TV and movies in your target language
this is a list of easy to comprehend materials in various languages
There's tons of great language specific resources out there you just have to find them. Here's one specifically for Japanese learners.
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YOOOOOO
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