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This is perhaps my new favorite video

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Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

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World Eaters' fan headcanon

Reality

Mick

#They all share one braincell #and it has the butchers nails implanted in it #warhammer 40k #world eaters

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Why do people romanticize lying on grass so much, it ain’t soft or shit it’s pointy and mean

#Fr it’s like bendy needles #Yeah i touched Grass What about you huh #I May have a vendetta against grass it stabbed me so…. #Tags are fun #Sometimes when you rant into the abyss the abyss rants back

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I want him.

squealing + giggling with delight look at this fat fucking beast

#friend shaped #i will die for him #joe biden

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Do you think it’d be possible to run doom on a tech priest

Not only is it possible, but most lower level Techpriests and Skitarii are required to have various Doom engine games installed in them in case their superiors get bored during space travel.

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No one has a fucking clue what the Alpha Legion is doing, least of all Alpha Legion

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daemons when you forget ur gellar field

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Help me this app is scary

Y’all concern me I log on AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS LIKE 3 POSTS TALKING BOUT SEX THIS APP SCARES ME THIS IS NOT HLW I EZPEXTED TO START MY DAY SCREAMINF CRYKNF THROWING UP

#At irls #You know who you are #Sobbing crying #i swear I didn’t search porn on tumblr #My typos are part of my writing style and you cannot convince me otherwise