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haven’t even seen Challengers yet but I’m pretty sure it’s about two best friend tennis players consumed by their love and loathing for each other and the woman they’ve named as their god. and then she walks them both like fucking dogs

#if god was a woman she’d make you beg but only if you earn the right to do it: the movie? #if you kiss me would I be thrilled you’re kissing me or worrying that you secretly want to kiss him? that I want to kiss him? #that you really just love tennis and we don’t matter #challengers #luca guadagnino

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permanently associated the song ‘espresso’ with pushing daisies in my mind because of the lyrics

#I feel like I’m on drugs this song drives me up the wall #got me thinking about them (olive snook and her homeopathic remedy making machine fixing loverboy) 24/7 more than I already did #‘​that morning coffee brewed it for ya one touch and I brand newed it for ya’ #he literally! fixed! the! espresso! machine! for HER!!!!!!! #‘I'm working late 'cause I'm a singer’ alone in the shop singing hopeless devoted by herself???? #‘my honey bee come and get this pollen’ okay admittedly more of a chuck line but STILL!!!! massive association with the show #‘too bad your ex don't do it for ya walked in and dream came trued it for ya’ HER FANTASY ABOUT HIM COMING BACK???? #sorry I’m literally obsessed with them and this song isn’t helping #the way he constantly helped and supported her when everyone ignored her and leaned on her with their own problems???? #ugh. why did we never get that third fucking episode!!!!!!! THE ROMANCE OF IT ALLLLLLL #collapsed on the floor they gotta sweep me away #pushing daisies

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I would let Ryan Gosling’s Ken stay over at my Dreamhouse overnight. even if he didn’t know why he wanted to do that or what that really meant

#my precious angel I’ve wanted him since the first trailer dropped #I could deprogramme him in four minutes flat #barbie movie

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GIRLS5EVA 2.08

#this was an obscenely funny left of centre moment in the show #why is paula pell beating the god loving shit out of a property brother? who knows. best moment of the show to me #girls5eva #gloria mcmanus #property brothers

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GIRLS5EVA • Summer Dutkowsky

#my eyes are now open. just like my le- [I’m instantly shot point blank] #summer is so fine for real. she’s the whole package sweet silly a little ditzy but also deeply smart when she wants to be #kind and can also sew like crazy #you go tour baby I’ll take care of the nightmare daughter you and your not gay but also definitely gay and obsessed with crabs ex-babe made #summer dutkowsky #girls5eva #wickie roy #gloria mcmanus #dawn solano

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hey do people know about this painting??? because it hangs in the art gallery in my city and it makes me a little insane every time i see it

anyway it’s called the victory of faith (1891) and it’s by saint george hare

**actually, i’m editing this to add a closeup of their faces too:

#oh… #keep

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inspired by this gem. you can buy a t shirt, hoodie, or sticker with this design here!

#can i please have a boyfriend who fucks like a lesbian #please please please please please #nsfw text #not really but i like to log the sexy shit under this tag along with the rest of the nonsense #other people’s art

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TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."

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in all honesty I hope they don’t announce s4 of Hannibal, not because of any truly valid concerns, but because all the promotional material was absolutely atrocious and I’d hate to see it return

#people on here are mocking up fake promo posters on canva that encapsulate the dark romantic gory drama of it all #and then the real promos look like. a bad sitcom set in an airplane hanger #nobody is dressed right the lighting is deeply ugly the implications are baffling it has nothing to do with the show visually at all #just a nightmare #I have valid and considered concerns which I can elaborate on if pressed #and some which are also partially personal #but mainly I fear the promo material’s horrendous comeback. keep that shit away from me #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy

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they’re having to manufacture a lack of physical chemistry to make up for all the chemistry they actually do have it’s an honest to god joke

getting irrationally mad about the romance pairings of a 2005 Taiwanese romcom show that I can barely understand sometimes because the translations are so poorly done

#we all know they can kiss better than that if it wasn’t for the confines of the plot they’d be married by now stop taking the piss #the prince who turns into a frog

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on my hands and knees literally fuck the plot of this damn show if she doesn’t want him I’ll have him I cannot be doing with this

getting irrationally mad about the romance pairings of a 2005 Taiwanese romcom show that I can barely understand sometimes because the translations are so poorly done

#‘oh he’s super nice but he’s too nice!’ I will rocket launch you to the moon you have no damn taste #the girl they’re trying to set him up with sucks as well I don’t care if she’s suddenly nice #the prince who turns into a frog

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#6. actually I probably lied there are incidental morning showers #but only for the necessity of washing my hair #polls

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#the cat returns #first one I ever saw and there was a quiet tender romance in it that sat in my chest and bloomed as I grew up

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#ohhhhhhghgggggg this could drive me to tears #the worst years of jack’s life. wonder if it ever helped him to know they ruined everything in the name of love #or if it made it worse. having lost his truest boldest brightest love #while these two assholes tore the world apart. and he loved them through it despite his best intent. lord alive give the man peace #hannibal #jack crawford #literally just

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If your regular everyday clothes* were put on a mannequin, and placed in a group of other mannequins that are dressed in regular street clothes of your region, could the people who know you spot the mannequin who is "you" from clothes alone?

*if you are of an unusual size or build, assume for the sake of this thought experiment that they've found clothing items that are otherwise identical to yours, but able to fit to a standard mannequin

#potentially

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I can’t watch any Batman related media without thinking about Gotham. that show is like an evil ex partner. 100% deranged but will anyone ever make me feel the same way they did??? I don’t think so.

#I swear it’s a good idea to take them back I swear listen they have clones and amy winehouse fever dreams and zsasz #I’m in my right mind let me take them back please please please I can fix her (they’ll make me worse) #do you know how unwell you have to be to watch Batman Begins and start thinking about Gotham???? I need to be sedated #gotham #gotham tv #gotham fox