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Tarts after dark

“My darlings!!! I’ve missed you all so very much, who will I see at after dark? And will those in my sights be able to handle the heat? It’s been far too long. Now follow me to where those built for sin come alive!”

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The Succulent Tart Presents...

❤️💋 The Succulent Tart Presents…. ❤️💋

The Succulent Tart's After Dark Part I is happening on the 15th of April! This is our annual 18+ event, so get ready for our Tarts to show some extra skin! 💋

Due to the more risque nature of our performances, an OOC Age of Consent form is required to be signed by all guests who attend. There are no exceptions. Please be sure to sign up on the character you are going to be attending with! You and your character must be 18+ to attend.

Link To Form => HERE!

WHEN: 15th April, 2023 (Saturday) WHERE: World's End Tavern, Shattrath TIMES: Doors open at 6pm WRA ( 8pm MG ) Performance start at 6:30pm WRA ( 8:30pm MG )

AEST TIMES ( For our Australian guests! ) 16th April, 2023 (Sunday) Doors open at 11am Performances start at 11:30am

We advise coming earlier to have your name checked off the consent form if you've signed in advance. You can sign at the door, but it's better to do so before the event! Click the link provided above for the Age of Consent form!

Extra Information! Check out the Succulent Tart website for information on performers, events, bar menu & more! As well as links to our discord & tumblr! https://succulenttart.crd.co/#

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Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

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I’ll be making my return to the stage tonight with the tarts!!!

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Dating Profile: Ryland Falkov

Introduce yourself! “Performing has always been a passion of mine, well prior to joining the Tarts just over a year ago. My mother was a dance instructor, so I learned how to dance before I learned how to walk. Go-go dancing has been my go-to for a long time, and it’s at those clubs I learned the art of pole dancing and various forms of aerial dancing that I now occasionally put on the Tart stage.

I am a half-elf that grew up around Stormwind; my mother was a human and my father was an asshole that I never met (who at least passed on some pretty kickass arcane abilities to me). I used to be ashamed of it, or more likely I used to allow others to make me feel ashamed of it, but now I wouldn’t have it any other way. It wasn’t an easy life, but it’s forced me into overcompensating in my confidence and now I’m pretty sure I do not have a single shy bone in my body.

Most would probably describe me as extremely charming and a little too flirtatious. I will always enjoy being in the center of the room rather than hugging the walls, meeting and mingling with anyone that looks my way. ‘Work hard, play hard’ is a motto I live by; while I may seem all fun and games much of the time, I hone my craft daily and have worked extremely hard to get where I am now. I am, and always will be, an optimist through and through.” What’s your role within the Tarts? Do you have an outside profession? “I’m mainly a performer, and the occasional bartender if needed. I’ve been trained in a variety of styles of dance including contemporary, jazz, street, and ballet; although you will see me on stage combining a little bit of everything. I have also been known to sing and play the guitar and piano. Outside of the Tarts, I work on a scavenging crew as their lead navigator and I do the occasional go-go dancing at various clubs all over Azeroth. If you’ve seen a half or mostly naked guy pole dancing at a nightclub, there’s a good chance that was me!” What a date with me might look like? “Let’s go out and do something crazy or find ourselves some trouble, yeah? Well, maybe not the type of trouble where we get arrested, seems like a bad first impression and we could do something way more thrilling with that bail money. I enjoy being active and moving around, whether that means going on some sort of ‘extreme sport’ binge or dancing our asses off all night, I am absolutely game. Could even be fun to rent out a dance studio and get some pole or whatever other type of dance lessons in! However, if you prefer something a little more laid back, I’m down for pretty much anything!” What are five random facts about yourself?

”As mentioned earlier, I work on a scavenging crew as their navigator. While there’s plenty of technology out there to aid in navigation, my favorite will always be celestial navigation. I am a massive slut for astronomy, and star gazing would be another great date idea!”

“Illusion magic is one of my fortes within the arcane. I’ve used it during shows in the past, and have been known to use it elsewhere for fun. ….For pranking, of course. You dirty minds.”

“I have a tattoo sleeve covering my entire left arm that is predominantly made up of mandalas. While mandalas may have a different meaning all throughout Azeroth, I was taught that they reflect your life. Each layer of the geometric pattern represents a different part of your life, or how you were feeling during a particular chapter of your life.”

“When needed, the crew I work with acts as a mercenary team to aid in the various wars; most recently, we spent some time helping in the Shadowlands. Given that much of the crew has been together for well over a decade, we are a well-oiled machine when it comes to fighting and I consider every single one of them family.”

“I dye my hair on an almost weekly basis; coordinating an outfit absolutely involves ensuring that the hair matches as well. I take great pride in being fashion forward!

OOC Information In-Game Name - Falkov (Alliance/WRA), Ryyland (Horde/WRA), Ryyland (Alliance/MG) Discord - Elysium#0072 @themagictrick

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Dating Profile - Talthorn Syl'voran

Introduce yourself! “Why, my name is Talthorn Syl'voran and I simply adore getting to know new people from all walks of life! I am a true scholar and explorer with the ability to weave words and spells as you have never known. You’ll find I am a very outgoing, engaging and accepting individual with a deep appreciation for art, music and the stars. I am a passionate soul and an enthusiastic force of nature with an undeniable thirst for knowledge in attempts to understand this fascinating universe we all live in! I’ve been told I can be a bit dramatic, perhaps a touch overwhelming with my natural way about myself. Rest assured, it is just part of my personality and you’ll come to find me most endearing in time.” What’s your role within the Tarts? Do you have an outside profession? “My role within the Tarts has expanded to fulfill one of my dearest dreams! While I still adore capturing memories as a photographer and even showing off my skills behind the bar from time to time. I have been granted the esteemed honor to also take the stage as one of their breathtaking performers! Usually my strengths are in illusion work and fluidic dance, but trust me when I say that is just the beginning.” What a date with me might look like? "It will be a phenomenal experience you will not soon forget, I can promise you that. I take pride in making my outings with people memorable and catered especially to them for special occasions such as this.

It is really a question of how you wish to be dazzled for an evening! Do you enjoy finery and exotic faire in food and drink? Perhaps you are an adventurous sort and want to discover a new area of Azeroth! Is it possible you crave a show of wonderment performed before your eyes? You can set the stage or I can prepare one for us if that is your desire!” What are five random facts about yourself?

"I am a runic tattoo artist! My runeweaving and enchanting on flesh is but one of my many talents that I take great pride in. Usually they are protection or enhancement sorts.”

“I am well versed in many forms of dance! Though I do enjoy going to rave events, my actual strengths are in practiced motion and graceful forms of dancing.”

“I have a passion for celestial cartography! Mapping and understanding the stars and galaxies from different time eras and other parts of the universe is incredibly fascinating to me. I have quite the large collections of maps in every variety you can think of.”

“I am a storyweaver! For years, I have collected so many tales over the years and have been weaving them for the world in new and beautiful ways. I simply adore being able to paint a scene where people can be immersed in the experience visually as well as audibly.”

“I love shopping! One of my favorite things to do is visit events all over the world with lots of vendors and discover new things. Sweets and tea are my addictions for purchases. And of course anything silk or lace! Also magical relics and books! Hmm, maybe I am just addicted to shopping….”

OOC Information In-Game Name - Talthorne ( WrA- Alliance ) Discord - Talthorn#9911 @talthorn-sylvoran

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CLICK HERE TO BID ON A TART!

CLICK HERE FOR BIDDING SPREADSHEET! **

**Will be updated at random intervals throughout the days building up to the Glitter in the Air show! Show Flyer Join Our Discord!

RULES & FAQ

You are not buying love.

You are not buying sex.

What happens, happens, but please keep the above in mind!

YES, we do take actual gold!  IC the proceeds go towards Horde and Alliance orphanages, OOC we use the gold to fund future events!  Do not bid what you cannot afford in game!

We accept gold from Alliance and Horde.

Wyrmrest Accord and Moonguard characters are allowed to bid.

You do not have to be present at the event to win, but please keep an eye on the platform you prefer to be contacted on so we can get your date rolling!

You can submit as many bids as you like for multiple Tarts, but you can only win one!

If you are high bidder for more than one, you will have to choose between them and the 2nd highest bid will get the other(s).

A spreadsheet will be updated randomly throughout the days building up to the show that will list each Tart, their current highest bid, and the date/time it was updated. It will also be updated throughout the show itself! (Link is posted at the top)

The bidder name will NOT be shown, only the winner will be shown at the end of the auction so PLEASE remember your bids!

Bidding will close shortly after the end of the Glitter is in the Air show on February 12th. (A 10 minute warning will be given at the event before it officially closes!)

If you win, your Tart will contact you within a couple days to chat about setting up a ‘date’ and to give you your special prize!

If you are not present, the Tart you win will be contacting you and can either meet you in game to hand over the gold or give you a name to whom you can mail it.

BONUS INFO

For the winners of a date, not only will your Tart have an in-game gift for you, you will also have the chance to choose from our amazing art prizes!

The highest bid out of all the winners will get 1st choice from our list of prizes below, the 2nd highest bid will get 2nd choice, and so on until all prizes are gone! (In the event of a tie, there will be a roll-off)

It may take a while to get through handing out all of these prizes, so please be patient as we may have to do it over discord!

OUR WONDERFUL TARTS Click each individual to see their dating profile!

- Caythaes

- Camliri

- Ryland

- Jiroki

- Talthorn

- Konietzko

ART PRIZES

Nekhu Full colored headshot

Clayscence Cell-shaded full body sketch ( Please contact Konietzko! )

Cho Headshot or bust with flat colors

Radioactive China Paper-Cut Cuties stylized icon

Gnomeskillet Full colored half body

Elflovin Full colored, semi-shaded waist up with simple background

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Succulent Tart invites you all to our annual Love GLITTER is in the Air show and silent date auction!  On Saturday, February 12th, we’ll be gathering in Suramar City with free drinks, spectacular performances, sexy dates up for auction and of course, glitter!

When: Saturday, February 12th Doors open at 6pm, show at 6:30pm (PST/WRA) / 8pm, show at 8:30pm (CST/MG) AUS Timezone Sunday, February 13th Doors open at 12pm, show at 12:30pm (AEST) Where: The Grand Promenade, Suramar (X 41.45 / Y 70.93) Who: While we reside on both Horde and Alliance of Wymrest Accord, those from other servers are welcome to join!

SILENT AUCTION

Dating profiles for each Tart up for auction will be released prior to the show itself, as well as a google doc link for bidding purposes.  If you wish to place a bid it will be as easy as visiting the google doc, picking your Tart, and placing your bid! FAQ:

-Yes, we do take actual gold so please do not bid what you cannot afford!  IC the profit goes towards charity, but OoC this is like a fundraiser for us to use towards future Tart events so we can offer bigger, better prizes for our show attendees!

-You can bid on multiple Tarts, but you can only win one (If you are high bidder on two or more, you will have to pick just one).

-Yes, you can bid cross-faction.

- Both Wyrmrest Accord & Moonguard folks can bid!

-You and your Tart will set a day, time, and location that works for you both for your actual date.

-You are not buying love. You are not buying sex. What happens, happens, but please keep that in mind!

STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT OUR SILENT DATE AUCTION!

ALSO BE SURE TO JOIN OUR PUBLIC DISCORD TO FIND OUT ABOUT UPCOMING EVENTS AND MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS! Join our Discord => HERE!

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Dating Profile: Camliri Starfallen

Introduce yourself! Hello! My name is Camliri Starfallen, I typically go by Cam. I’m a retired ambassador for the Horde, and a former member of the Kirin Tor. I am a Mage, specializing in arcane and fire magic, and small illusions, although I do also know some frost magic. I play piano, sing and dance, and I’m trying to learn the guitar. I am also a botanist and an alchemist, I have multiple gardens of my own that I plant and cultivate. I love reading and baking pies. I enjoy nature walks, learning new spells, and finding new plants. Becoming a member of the Tarts is one of the best things that’s ever happened to me. I get to have a creative outlet, and entertain people at the same time. I get to learn new songs and dances, and I’m thinking of learning how to use silks in my performances. I also use performances to use spells and illusions I likely wouldn’t use otherwise, so it helps me flex my magical muscles, as well as my real ones. Being in the Tarts keeps me really active, and I’m probably in the best shape of my life. I’ve always been into yoga, but in my downtime before I joined the troupe, I would usually sit and read. Now I work out, I run, I weight train, I do yoga and learn new dance moves. It’s also let me meet some amazing people that have similar interests as me, both performance and music wise, and outside of that as well. It’s also allowed me to travel to places I’ve either never been to, or ones I haven’t visited in quite some time. What’s your role within the Tarts? Do you have an outside profession? I am a performer with Succulent Tart, and an occasional bartender. I dance, sing, and play piano. I do not have a profession outside of the Tarts, as I retired last year to spend more time with my family, and doing things that I love. What a date with me might look like? My ideal date would be dinner at a nice restaurant, with fine wine or champagne, with a decadent dessert. Afterwards, we could go for a stroll through a botanical garden, go to a movie, or to a bookstore. Alternately, I do enjoy dancing quite a bit, so a light dinner followed by going to a club or a party would also be fun. What are five random facts about yourself?

I am an only child

My hair is naturally red

My favorite color is purple

I LOVE flowers

I am a terrible cook.

OOC Information In-Game Name - Camliri (Alliance) / Camlirri (Horde) Discord - Camliri#5971 @camliristarfallen

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Dating Profile: Konietzko Syl’voran

Introduce yourself! I’m Konietzko Syl’voran, though friends just call me Kon. Some of you have probably seen me in the past visiting various clubs all over Azeroth as the night life used to be my life in the last decade. It made me see that the world these days needs something that brings them joy. I am here to be that source of wonder and joy in anyone’s life who isn’t afraid to experience it with me. I live life passionately in all aspects thus giving everything my all and live to make an outstanding impression whenever possible. I dedicate my current time and life to performing, to being a warm light for any who dare to embrace it. I’ve lived for well over ten thousand years so the stories I can tell and the things I’ve seen can be quite a tale to tell. But here I am now working for the best burlesque entertainment troupe there is and spending my time to become a better showman and bartender. As one of the Hearts of Tenacity, I am a warm light for those who aren’t afraid to embrace me or stand at my side. I can be a bit of a flirt and I’m certainly not afraid to meet new people and make new friends. I am that elf who sees a wallflower and will make every attempt to bring them to the center of the room just to see if it was the invitation that they needed to step out of their comfort zone. I am a sucker for attention, meat pies, the thrill of the hunt, exotic beasts, lingerie and a good dance. What’s your role within the Tarts? Do you have an outside profession? Bartender and Roue Cyr Wheel Performer both with the Tarts. Leatherworker, though more a private venture currently, Headliner of the Runaway Theater Troupe and Co Founder of the Hearts of Tenacity. What a date with me might look like… Last year I gave a private performance for the winner, it was such an amazing night and I’d gladly do this again! Of course what we do could vary and range widely depending who the lucky winner is and what they’d seek of me but I would offer something that would be a day/night worth remembering. Ideas that come to mind could be anywhere from taking them as my personal guest to an event, dance or night club and of course they’d have my undivided attention. I could give a lesson and fun experience spinning in my Cyr Wheel with me. If the wilds are your thing I know plenty of amazing places Azeroth has to offer in just about every climate so we could certainly go sight-seeing and enjoy what the land has to offer while adventuring, hunting or just simply having a meal on the wild side. I do like to cook wild game! The sky is the limit with what I’d do for and with a date but I certainly would focus mostly on getting to know you and letting you get to know me! What are five random facts about yourself?

I am currently working with a Shan’do on embracing and understanding fully my more recent ties to the astral plane. Balance in nature is no new concept to me but being so attuned to this magic is something I’ve yet to tap into till just last year.

I absolutely hate sweets, you heard me. While I can appreciate others' appetite for them I have none. The more bitter, savory or even spicy the food, the more it attracts me. While I might be seen buying sweets rather often they are never for me. Dark chocolate and fruit have been the only exceptions to my lack of taste for them.

I have a passion for leatherworking, the unusual part would be that I specialize in making harnesses and BDSM gear though I haven’t come out to the public about this yet. I also specialize in making feathers, yes, feathers.

While I’ve worked hard and diligently this last year to better perfect my art of showmanship, I’ve also begun taking more lessons singing and exploring my vocal range. Seems the low notes my voice can hit are rather sought after.

I have two animal companions, both which have shared the stage with me in fact! Kanyu the wolfhawk was used in one of my bo staff and bow and arrow performances as he’s quite a moody hound and tough to work with at times. Ru’lan our hatchling Ravasaur shared the stage with me at ToA as we showed off what tricks and commands he could do at the Bestiary there. I am hopeful that while they are both fierce predatory animals that I can do more with them in the future but so far Ru’lan seems to be adapting to public venues rather well as he follows by my side.

OOC Information In-Game Name - Konietzkou (WrA) Konietzko (MG) Discord - Konietzko#9578 @konietzko-lumenstone

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Dating Profile: Caythaes Mekandawn

Introduce yourself! Oh, I hate this question. I always get it wrong. I always end up saying something weird and then feeling embarrassed about it later. No wait, don’t write that down! That’s- oh. Well. I guess that’s an accurate representation of me, in the end… I just… words aren’t really my strong suit. I know that may seem strange for someone as outgoing and expressive as a performer, but the stage is like a whole different universe where I can be myself freely and without fear. Oftentimes, I feel like a bird in a cage, and singing is where I find freedom. And I know I might appear small and meek, but there’s a fire within me that can never be truly contained. I consider myself to not be any one thing, and that I am composed of multitudes that not everyone gets to fully see. Still, people tell me I am very authentic and that sometimes, it can be intimidating. I just don’t know how to be anyone other than myself, and I do my best to be kind and thoughtful of others. Everyone has their own story!

What’s your role within the Tarts? Do you have an outside profession? Bartender/Performer for the Succulent Tarts Mechanic, Seer, and Coffee Enthusiast

What a date with me might look like? Where haven’t you been before? Name the place, and we’ll take one of my motorcycles out there. One of my favorite “first date” activities is to explore someplace new, whether it’s new to me, or to my date. I love learning and exploring, and I think watching people discover new things is absolutely wonderful. I’ll bring a picnic basket full of food; either all of your favorites, or things you’ve never had before but would like to try. Be warned; I like spicy food! Once we’ve found some place scenic, we can sit and have a picnic while talking about our interests and hobbies. I want to know all about you!

What are five random facts about yourself?

I’m non-binary, which is an umbrella term for people who don’t identify as man or woman. For me, I never felt particularly connected to masculinity, but I don’t feel especially feminine. I like being able to exist freely in between both spaces without being limited by one gender or the other. I am ALL genders, and while They/Them are my preferred pronouns, I am comfortable being addressed by all.

I talk with a stutter, but it’s not because I’m nervous. I just tend to have a lot of thoughts and I try to say them all at once, and it causes a bit of a log jam. It’s also why I tend to ramble a lot; I get very caught up in my thoughts and I forget to stop talking.

I like engineering! I love working on vehicles; everything from motorcycles to siege engines. I do robotics as well, with a focus on prosthetics, using Titan-based magitech to create mechanical limbs that function and respond as seamlessly as your own flesh and blood. My first ever invention, the Titendo Gametoy, is also derived from Titan magitech and it debuted in April last year. It’s very popular among Vulpera, perhaps you’ve seen some playing it?

I collect plushies! My collection has grown too long to list at this point, and while sometimes I feel like it’s a little bit childish to have so many stuffed animals, I am also just… It makes me happy, and I think that’s more important than appearing mature all the time. I can be grown up when I need to be; why not be childish and have fun when I don’t?

I do Tarot readings! I bought my first deck over 200 years ago, and I’ve been using them as a tool for problem solving and personal growth ever since. I frequently bring them to the Menagerie Boutique and offer quick readings to the public, but I am also available for private readings that can provide further depth and insight. Please let me know if you want a reading on our date! I always carry my cards with me, and I would be happy to pull them out for you.

OOC Information In-game name: Adorasol (Alliance) / Mekandawn (Horde) Discord: Gnomeskillet#8673 @mekandawn

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*spends all of her gil on Jiroki*

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Dating Profile - Jiroki Glaivefall

Introduce yourself! Ishnu’alah, I am Jiroki Glaivefall. I’m not good at these sorts of things- I can come off as rough around the edges, which I am, but I’ll make sure an outing with me will be delightful. I’d shake your hand as a part of my introduction, but that isn’t plausible at this time. What’s your role within the Tarts? Do you have an outside profession? Initially I joined to be a part of my security team due to my expertise, but overtime I became a performer, and later one of the event organizers. I primarily sing during my shows, sometimes occasionally dance, but most of my dancing is at the parties themselves. But working with the Tarts is mostly my side career; I am the Shield Mother of a mercenary band called the Greyshields. Though both careers pale in comparison to my former military career; my work experience with the Tarts and Greyshields are slim compared to how long I stood in the Long Vigil for. What a date with me might look like? I enjoy the outdoors, so if an outing to somewhere is your ideal pastime, I may be a good match. I hunt, forage, fish; nights by a campfire to enjoy treats and watch the sky is enjoyable to me. But I am also no stranger to a more refined experience; a night out dancing in Dalaran, or fine dining in Suramar (maybe I’ll share how I got there in the first place). But if you actually would like to impress ME, you can try taking me to an underground brawl and show me how long you can last. What are five random facts about yourself?

I have five beautiful children.

My favorite foods are rice cakes and spider meat.

I may be prone to having a temper.

I am armed at all times.

I am more magically attuned than people realize.

OOC Information In-Game Name - Estal (Alliance/WRA) Discord - moon sonic#4163 @bread-elf

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Another stupid Chicken Nugget video going viral, here’s the link to the original

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@sharpen-jadescythe It’s missing a dragon in front of the fire place, because you can bet Lari follows him around like a lost whelp because he has a ready supply of fish for training his animals haha

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Rest In Peace to the legendary Betty White. Thank you for being a friend to us all. 😥

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Rest In Peace, Betty White (January 17, 1922 - December 31st, 2021).

Thank you for the laughs.

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Betty White photographed by Elmer Holloway, 1954.