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Appreciation post for Juline. She joined an illegal rebellion because of the prejudice toward her triplets at their birth, kept it a secret from her family for over a decade, and slapped Forkle so hard there was a mark for three days when he left her son in a foreign city after rescuing him.

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the most jarring part about the movies is definitely gonna be Sandor voice since no matter how hard I try I can’t imagine him with a high pitched voice

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lukewarm take: it’s not that Alden is abusive it’s just that the entire vacker family line is the result of being exposed to fame from an extremely young age and the entire family is obsessed with perfection and instead of supporting their kids they put huge amounts of pressure onto them.

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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city

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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business

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I’ve already said this on my account but forcing a t rex to be vegetarian is animal abuse and one of the most messed up things in kotlc

first of all, t rex jaws are not made for eating leafs and plants. plants are meant to be chewed, that’s why we have flat teeth in the back, because humans are herbivores. t rexs don’t have those. they only have sharp teeth meant for tearing and eating meat. they literally can’t eat plants.

second they need the nutrients that come from meat, ik the magic elven plants might be different. but no way are any plants filling up a carnivores stomach.

I can go on but I’m watching Harry Potter rn and don’t want to type on my phone for like forever. but just imagine forcing a sheep to eat cow meat… wtf

#so true

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hot take but nobody can convince me otherwise that the love triangle was planned

like how did we go from “heart fluttering” Fitz to “soulmates” Keefe?

listen, i love shannon and the book series is amazing! but girly has GOT to learn to plan out the gist and vibe before making a love triangle which ruins a character

#just me? ok i’ll go back in my hobbit hole now #fitz vacker #sophie foster #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc #keefe sencen #love triangle

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Lets start a movement

Dex and Biana on the cover of book ten

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i would fucking slaughter for a fitz pov

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Pls i want to kill myself

they don't even have the same face

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How will they show the powers?

Like Sophie's inflicting? Would there be like a ball of energy or would she just stare at someone and they start screaming

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i love when fitz

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keefe looks so big ik crhjng

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Question for my keeper friends

how do yall think the elves would react to finding out about AI?

#like this idea ^^^ #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc #ai

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“… Even if he tries to keep his head down, people are going to notice how good-looking he is—by human standards," - Sophie Foster (Stellarlune page 10)

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girl I think he’ll be fine

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I think this sums up my feelings on the new cover pretty well

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Question for my keeper friends

how do yall think the elves would react to finding out about AI?

#i only got this idea because i had to listen to adult talk about ai for a long time #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc #ai