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warm friend on cold nights

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ok but am i that bitch or am i that bitch?

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one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

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me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

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Me when I win the argument:

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not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing

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i cant believe the reboot was so bad ace straight up left the show to join gorillaz he only came to mojos bachelor party later in this season for one second but thats IT. the plot thickens

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Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

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FLY LIKE AN EGYPTIAN.

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WHAT 👏 WAS 👏 THE 👏 REASON

(language and volume warning) 

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crying on the floor, that’s relatable

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Payback for not listening to her reasonable speech about Earth’s resources.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, GUYS!