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Umm, rude @thetwinsgoogle

Aragorn: it looks like Merry and Pippin ran into Fangorn

Gimli: what madness drove them in there?

Aragorn: well at least this forest doesn’t have giant spiders

Legolas: hey fuck you

#at least we can party in mirkwood #we also have better wine so

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*angry grumbling* hmph..

Glorfindel and that hair…

#leggy is just jelly of his rival #//and ahh Ive just been so busy lmao!//

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gross @glorfindelgoogles

Glorfindel and that hair…

#disGUSTANG #do leaves and twigs get stuck in it since your locks are so long?

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Tolkien Pressure 172/200

#why did we hate each other so much???

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*whispers* I love it

#i wish i had poems about me #how do i not???!! @legolasgoogles

There he stands, a lively spirit, though centuries lived, still new and young. His hair is soft and silken sunlight, a bright river running down his back, and he a willow walking, legs like a fawn that carry him with ease and grace. Yet to watch him fight, a marvel of it’s own! a fair warrior, proficient and precise, his lithe muscles taut — arrow drawn and loosed — striking fast and true. And here I stand, gazing up at Beauty, a mere mortal caught in his seduction, unable to tear away and break free.

#gross sobbing

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Oooooohhhh yeah, you’re on!!!

Tolkien Pressure 159/200

#I'll win #kiss your victory goodbye!

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Man, you have poems about your hair

@erestorgoogles @legolasgoogles

Why are you so jealous of my hair?

#i wish i had poems about me #how do i not???!!

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I mean, you’re not wrong @eowyngoogles @gimligoogles

The types of couples in High School:

#why arent we up there? #dafuq

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Thanks Meludir @meludir-googles

#and of course I help #how rude #i honestly feel so attacked right now

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How to tell @glorfindelgoogles he uses to much conditioner and perfume??? 

#it makes me gag my dude #you smell like flowers and it hurts my soul

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I’d be happy to teach you, my lady. @eowyngoogles

How to ask for advice about hand to hand combat from @aragorngoogles ?

#aragorn sucks #i could beat him up with my eyes closed

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How to tell @thoringoogles I lost my handkerchief 

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Heck yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(( @legolasgoogles starting a new thread so we don’t invade Aragorn and Haldir’s))

THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED?! I thought I’d been riding behind you, looking at your hair so long I was subconsciously putting elf braids in my hair instead of dwarf ones….

*blush* I… I woudn’t be against you braiding my beard….

#i cant wait

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Whatever you say Tauriel...

Tolkien Pressure 159/200

#let's fight #better yet lets hunt spiders #lets make it a game

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As long as my hair doesn’t end up like a disaster (which I highly doubt)

(( @legolasgoogles starting a new thread so we don’t invade Aragorn and Haldir’s))

THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED?! I thought I’d been riding behind you, looking at your hair so long I was subconsciously putting elf braids in my hair instead of dwarf ones….

*blush* I… I woudn’t be against you braiding my beard….

#pls touch my hair #i honestly dont care if its messy #i also really like your hair as ive said before

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((lmao yeah. oops!))

Haha! What an odd thing to do! Besides...Elven braids are much neater than Dwarvish ones....not that I don’t mind them at all

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THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED?! I thought I’d been riding behind you, looking at your hair so long I was subconsciously putting elf braids in my hair instead of dwarf ones….

*blush* I… I woudn’t be against you braiding my beard….

#elvish braids are perfect and i dont understand #i love your hair though even if it's a bird's nest...

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I may have accidentally sort of intentionally braided your hair when you were asleep sometimes too?? Oops?

@aragorngoogles (new thread, i dunno how to do the fancy cutting thing.)

I still respect you. I just question most of your choices.

#your hair is a mess #but it can be my mess *wink*