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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

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i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

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CANON BI CHUCKSTER

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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Anyway...

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i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

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Autism stronger than a Midwest tornado I know that’s right

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also does anyone else feel like the death of public spaces and the subsequent digitization of all socialization has led to the downfall of subculture and the rise of aesthetic, which has in turn fostered a pervasive feeling of inauthenticity, as if we are, and are surrounded by, posers attempting to infiltrate a subculture that doesn't exist? clap if the death of public spaces and the subsequent digitization of all socialization has led to the downfall of subculture and the rise of aesthetic, which has in turn fostered a pervasive feeling of inauthenticity, as if we are, and are surrounded by, posers attempting to infiltrate a subculture that doesn't exist

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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

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an aside but one time I was told by someone who shall remain nameless that I needed to stop treating my plants with such love because plants were inherently evil and spiteful and I'd be much happier once I accepted that and in that moment the sims negative interaction symbol appeared crystal clear in my mind

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Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

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#damn #i sold my soul for rock and roll #fucked up

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

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LMAO

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top 5 madame web moments 🕸️🕷️🚑🚕🥤

I JUST WANNA GO HOME AND WATCH IDOL

madame web leaving those three teenagers alone in the woods for 3 hours and then getting mad that they left

the guy on the radio guessing that a britney spears song in 2003 is "gonna be a hit"

ezekiel sims getting crushed by the P in the pepsi sign (at the pepsi fireworks factory) but its not even the big P its the little p

madame web letting her coworker die bc he sucked so bad at cooking burgers