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As pride month begins, let us not forget our Palestinian brothers and sisters.

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你知道我不得不对他们这样做

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y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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wacom is fixed!＼(٥⁀▽⁀ )／time to practice drawing green man

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Hehe :)

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this pride month i pray for free and safe Palestine for all my fellow queer Palestinians and for everyone

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It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

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"no rapping tonight"

why

"you always rap about wallace and gromit, it's embarrassing"

wahtever..

[after one jäger]

uh oh yall i think i'm gonna vomit

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no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

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they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

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One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

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Silver is such a beautiful character, he reminds me of an angel. So I dedicate my second twst piece to him ＼(^^)／

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*let’s do favorite OC, not primary. I’m sleep deprived sorry lads.

#if were talking like Actual Real Nikolin then yea #like deep down theyre a good person who was just given the worlds shittiest card in life #or at least as good a person can be considering their circumstances in life #but Possessed Nikolin Who Really Isnt Nikolin And Is Actually The Goddess Of War? horrible person 0/10 would not recommend interacting with

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