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24 year old tumblr user who has not willingly left their house in 5+ years: i don't know, i just feel that every single human on earth who uses this figure of speech or joke or slightly outdated term should be executed by a firing squad because they are all unanimously evil :/
24,000 year old caveman who just stuck his penis in a particularily alluring campfire: OUHGGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHGGGGG
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letssgolesbians · 22 hours
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they need to make noise canceling headphones that are comfortable when you lay on your side in fetal position
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letssgolesbians · 23 hours
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You know how companies used to make flour sacks with pretty flower patterns on them because mothers would make dresses out of them for their daughters? We should bring that back. Paper bags designed to be reused as wrapping paper. Jars of jam designed to look nice filled with pencils or homemade sauces. Fabric that's high quality enough to use as a patch.
Give things a second life!!
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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.
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There should be a service that links up kids with ADHD and autism with lonely elderly people, so every hyperfixation finds the ear of someone passionate about listening.
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letssgolesbians · 6 days
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Dinner Food Retexture
Dinners ready! Finally finished this food pack, man that taco casserole was giving me trouble. 
Sims 4 Custom Content
Base game Compatible
6 Base Game Swatches (Vegetable Dumplings, Protein Plate, Chili, Fish & Chips, Taco Casserole, Tilapia)
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Public Access: March 16, 2024
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letssgolesbians · 7 days
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Floral Sims Legacy Challenge
Welcome!
Welcome to my sims legacy challenge! I know a few challenges have been made around floriograhphy but hey, I wanted to give it a go too! All the sims are based around an aspect of nature within the sims - some more obvious than others. The most important thing is enjoying this challenge - don’t worry if things go awry and you don’t complete it all! A flower can lose a petal and still flourish, as can you with this challenge! 
Some general rules here, no big deal if you bend them a little
Cheats can be used, just not excessively
If you have an extra traits mod, spouses can have more traits but please keep to just 3 with the heirs!
The heir can be any gender unless stated otherwise
With each gen, start with 20,000 - spend as much as you want building/furnishing a house or move into a premade starter and save your simoleons
Please use the lot traits if specified however if none are you can use any! If there are traits specified feel free to use any more around it, but give priority slots to specified ones!
There is a little hint for each generation
{source for flower meanings: ‘Floriography’ by Jessica Roux}
Packs needed for this challenge:
Sorry, there are quite a few, originally this was going to be just for me! I might one day make a base game version!
Get to Work [EP:1]
Get Together [EP:2]
City Living [EP:3]
Cats and Dogs [EP:4]
Seasons [EP:5]
Island Living [EP:7]
Eco Lifestyle [EP:9]
Cottage Living [Ep:11]
Vampire [GP:4]
Parenthood [GP:5]
Dream home Decorator [GP:10]
Nifty Knitting [SP:17]
G1  Bluebell
 Flower meaning: Humility; faithfulness
Colours: Lilac, pale blue
Just as many generations before you, you’ve always longed to be a housewife. The idea of serving your family is a dream and now you are finally an adult, it’s time to achieve your dream. You set off to find the man of your dreams. The only problem? You’re deathly shy!
  Traits: Family-oriented, Loyal, and Loner
  Aspiration: Big happy family
  Career: Stay-At-Home-Mother
  Rules:
Must start with a Female, young adult
Must complete aspiration
Must marry before adulthood
Max cooking, parenting and knitting skill
Never get a job - the husband can
Have 5+ children - knit them each an item of clothing for each birthday
Have a large garden of vegetables
Hint:  Children with level 4 mental skill can help plant - all children can water plants
G2  Snapdragon
 Flower meaning: Presumption
Colours: Red, pink
Growing up, you saw your parents care for the garden and longed to do the same. Now you’re older, your dreams of being a farmer can finally come true. You love your plants and animals - they are your only friends after all! Though some may say your prioritise them over your family…
  Traits: Animal lover, Loves outdoors, and Loner
  Aspiration: Country caretaker
  Career: Gardening career - botanist
  Rules:
Win a chicken competition
Always live in Henford-on-Bagley once a young adult
Have a large garden - always have at least 1 farm animal once a young adult
Only adopt children - have a better relationship with animals than children
Max gardening career (botanist branch)
Max gardening and handiness skill
Befriend a rabbit, bird, and fox, and have them help with gardening - have no sim friends (Not including family sims)
Hint: Dogs can help scare off foxes if there are too many
G3  Honeysuckle
 Flower meaning: Devotion; affection
Colours: Yellow, peach
Your parents spent much more time caring for their garden when you were younger, and so you spent much more time making friends within the neighbourhood. However, you could never deny the beauty of seeing all the flowers blooming during the summer. Now you’ve moved to a near by town and are living in the heart of the city. Times might be difficult but you always have your friends to care for you.
  Traits: Dance machine, Insider, and Lactose intolerant
  Aspiration: Leader of the pack
  Career: Gardener (Floral designer branch)
  Rules:
Live in the main town of Windenburg once a Young adult
Once a teen, go to the cafe at least once a week, and go to the club every friday night
Join at least one club
Max Flower arranging, charisma and dancing skill
Own a retail store selling flower arrangements
Have 5+ friends and maintain good contact
Have lots of partners when a young adult, but once an adult fall in love with and marry your childhood best friend
Hint: Buy a completely plain lot to start your retail - all you’ll need is 1+ flower arrangements and a cash register
G4  Daisy
 Flower meaning: Innocence; childhood; purity
Colours: White and pale yellow
Your parents were always very popular, growing the most beautiful flowers. This inspired you to want to center all decor and rooms within your home around beautiful plants. Now, you have the opportunity to bring the joy and beauty of flowers and plants into the lives of many sims.
  Traits: Maker, Art lover, and Vegetarian
  Aspiration: Master Maker
  Career: Interior Decorator
  Rules:
Max fabrication, floral arrangement and photography skill
Always live in an apartment with a balcony - grow flowers on the balcony
Have lots of floral prints
Make floral arrangements with your parent every sunday whilst still living at home
Fall in love with your childhood sweetheart and get promised whilst a teen
Use candles as your main source of lighting within the bedroom and living room
Attend the romance festival everytime it is on (unless impossible eg on holiday, a death etc)
Hint: The romance festival is in the fashion district - living here might make it easier to visit
G5  Zinnia
 Flower meaning: Everlasting friendship
Colours: Bright Orange, Bright purple
Ahh, the city. What an inspiring place. Full of people who really grind your gears, but hey! At least you can always trust your little cat and dog friends to be there for you. But seeing them hurt? Now your heart is set, it's calling you… you need to be a vet. You set off with a little cash to set up your own vet clinic, but now you seem to be gaining a good reputation with the animals, because they keep showing up at your home…
  Traits: Animal enthusiast, Vegetarian, and Hot-headed 
  Aspiration: Friend of the animals
  Career: Vet
  Rules:
Open a vet clinic
Max pet training and veterinary skill
Achieve a 5-star level vet clinic
Always have the lot traits cat and dog hangout once moving out
Finish the feather collection
Conceive your child in the lighthouse
Once a young adult, always have at least one plant of catnip
Hint: Feathers can be collected by both Sims and pets
G6  Ashphodel
 Flower meaning: My regrets follow you to the grave
Colours: White; Dark Blue
Being self-sufficient when it comes to food has always been a dream for you. Unfortunately, when it comes to your families lineage of green thumbs… you fall a bit short. In a burst of anger at your lack of gardening talent, you go to the nearest water bank, and see a fish. This lights a spark in you, and now you seem to always be fishing!
  Traits: Hot-headed, Loves outdoors, and Slob
  Aspiration: Angling Ace
  Career: Fisherman (part time)
  Rules:
Finish the fish collection
Max fishing, cooking and gourmet skill
Cook using fish at least once a week once a young adult
Enter and conceive your first child in the secret lot in willow creek
Fall in love when a young adult/adult but don’t marry until an elder
Always have a pond in your garden, but never any plants
Become best friends with a mermaid and have an affair with them
Hint: The secret lot is by a very special tree in the cheapest area of willow creek - the fish there are worth more
G7  Sweetpea
 Flower meaning: Thank you for a lovely time
Colours: Mauve; lavender
Watching those cute little fish as a child was always resonated with you maybe more than others. But seeing the way your parent would end up killing them? That made you M-A-D! Now, you’ve gotten a fresh start - its time to relax in the fresh seas of Sulani and befriend the natives! Hey, maybe you might even discover something about yourself whilst you’re there too…
  Traits: Child of the ocean, Hot-headed, and Child of the island (and Mermaid)
  Aspiration: Beach life
  Career: Conservationist
  Rules:
Befriend a dolphin
Complete the seashell collection
Achieve a 4+ star rating on doing odd jobs
Save the world by being a conservationist
Grow a coconut or pineapple! Or maybe even more than one…
Always live in Sulani once a young adult but choose to sleep in water
Befriend all village locals Sulani - its good to be friendly
Hint: You can clean up the beaches without being a conservationist - it might be a good idea to get a head start and start as a teen!
G8  Edelweiss
 Flower meaning: Courage; Daring
Colours: White; cream
Your parent was inspirational - they saved your whole island! But… know the harsh reality of seeing the state of the rest of the world has dawned on you. Well, you know what they say, go big or go home! You want to bring this eco-madness far out of just Sulani!
  Traits: Green Fiend, Recycle Disciple, and Maker
  Aspiration: Eco Innovator
  Career: Civil Designer
  Rules:
Live in evergreen harbour and achieve all green zones
Live off the grid with the reduce and recycle lot trait
Own Beetles once a young adult
Max the juice fizzing and fabrication skill
Using influence and convincing, win the NAP on Modern development in [Conifer station / Grims Quarry / Port Promise]
Have a green eco print on your lot
Max Civil designer career
Hint: The natural well trait is really useful - as well as the dew collector and solar panels
G9  Clematis
 Flower meaning: Ingenuity; cleverness
Colours: Pale pink; pale purple
With the air finally clear, now you can see the stars. It’s beautiful, right? But you can’t help it, you are longing for more. What’s beyond our planet? Through hard-work and dedication, perhaps you can finally get up to space. Maybe it will be phenomenal? Who knows?
  Traits: Ambitious, Overachiever, and Genius
  Aspiration: Nerd Brain
  Career: Scientist
  Rules:
Go to SIXAM
Max rocket science skill and fully upgrade rocket
Woohoo in space
Finish the space rock collection
Grow a fang flower, glow orb and quill fruit
Befriend and take in an alien
Max the scientist career
Hint: To get to sixam, you need to be level 10 of the scientist career!
G10  Hellebore
 Flower meaning: We shall overcome scandal and slander
Colours: Black; ruby
You never were afraid of the dark, were you? I guess it’s hard to be when your parent lives up in the dark of space. But did you cross the boundary when you befriended a vampire, and asked them to turn you? Maybe… who knows? Thing is, drinking from people is so much more awkward than it looks. Luckily, plasma fruit and plasma packs are the best! 
  Traits: Clumsy, Music Lover, and Gloomy (and vampire)
  Aspiration: Master Vampire
  Career: None - part time jobs can be done if hours are within 6 pm to 6 am
  Rules:
Be turned into a vampire as a teen or young adult
Graft a death flower - save your lover from death of old age (or early demises) and then turn them so you can be in love forever
Resist drinking from anyone - only use plasma fruit and plasma packs (recommended to grow plasma fruit on lot)
Unlock the ‘guilty drinker’ and ‘sloppy drinker’ weakness
Max the vampire lore and pipe organ skill
Become a grand master vampire
Complete the elements collection
Hint: Vampires with a maxed vampiric strength skill can crush crystals and metals so you don’t have to send them to the lab -it's much quicker!
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letssgolesbians · 14 days
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This is part of my ongoing Discworld jacket embroidery project. Of course Great A'Tuin has to be on there. And of course it has to be the biggest one of them all.
I'm going to put the finished product in my masterpost, but I'm so proud of the thing that I have to put it in an extra post beforehand. Enjoy!
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It should be illegal to require that any device or software connect to the internet just to run. I shouldn't need to log in with microsoft to open any of their programs on my local computer. All games should be playable without access to an online server. All media you pay for should be downloadable to local disk as a raw file and if they don't like that because they know you'll share it and upload it, tough shit. They took your money already, they'll live.
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit
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letssgolesbians · 14 days
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if you’re happy for literally any reason no matter how “small” or “stupid” you’re winning in this world as far as I can tell
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
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letssgolesbians · 14 days
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do not understand people who get bored of seeing common animals. understand even less when they act with annoyance or hostility just because they're common animals. a deer or a sparrow or a field mouse is like a sunset to me
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Everybody tryin' to get a ticket to go but Those who go they don't come back They goin' way down Hadestown Way down under the ground
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