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collection of prompts  /  starter sentences taken from the  cursedsuggestion  blog 
“ tell me we’ll be safe at least for a little while ” “ no one can hear you and no one can help you ” “ ruin my life and never leave me ” “ haunt me , fucker ” “ leap off the precipice before anyone can shove you ” “ now you know how i feel about you ” “ think of me when you want to come home ” “ you made your choice so live with it ” “ don’t look back on it ” “ family does not guarantee safety ” “ you were an adult for most of your childhood ” “ you’ll be okay somewhere in that vague future tense ” “ what i’m saying is what happened was fucked up ” “ you’re crushed under the spine bending weight of yourself ” “ you fell in love with yourself and projected it onto me ” “ i’m the one with the power this time ” “ i bite off more than i can chew ” “ you ruined your own self ” “ i never say the right things ” “ you didn’t outgrow your misery  ,  you grew into it ” “ i look after me and mine ” “ we’re twin souls ” “ you molded me into something terrible ” “ i’m too rigid to bend back ” “ no one’s coming to fix you  ;  put yourself back together ” “ i’m not even a real person ” “ you don’t love  ,  you just devour what i give ” “ why do you expect others to treat you better than you treat yourself ? ” “ you should try to be you ” “ sometimes fixing something is stopping it from breaking further ” “ you don’t say what you mean  ,  just what sounds good ” “ all you do is watch ” “ i’m a bad habit with a bad attitude ” “ everything you are shown has a purpose ” “ someone else wears your face ” “ my soul is a bit fucked up ” “ i’ll burn the sheets when you go ” “ there is no god that i can see ” “ love isn’t an excuse ” “ scream into the universe until it screams back ” “ i wanted you to stay ” “ the past is with you  ,  for better or worse ” “ this hate keeps me warm in the winter ” “ i’m a wrong number ”
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letterflower · 3 years
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John Mulaney Sentence Starters
NEW IN TOWN
❝  I was hoping that by now I would look older. ❞
❝  I never thought about how to handle real problems in adult life. ❞
❝  Looks like regular sand, but then you’re gonna start to sink into it. ❞
❝  That’s pure mom. ❞
❝  Luckily, I had a good alibi. ❞
❝  It’s a grid system, mother fucker. ❞
❝  Of the racial slurs, that has got to be the laziest. ❞
❝  Before I went through puberty I had the voice of a little flute. ❞
❝  No one knows what you’re talking about you idiot. ❞
❝  You will treat me with respect! ❞
❝  I am a tiger mom. ❞
❝  First off, no. ❞
❝  Midgets were never enslaved! Unless you count the Wonka Factory. ❞
❝  You’re gonna have to get used to that. ❞
❝  Yeah, you got it, man. ❞
❝  It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA. ❞
❝  Oh, good, it has a mind of its own. ❞
❝  It’s really easy not to go to things. ❞
❝  That you would do anything is totally remarkable. ❞
❝  The less amount of time you live the better. ❞
❝  I was definitely gay when I was a little boy. ❞
❝  I have girlfriend and she’s a female person. ❞
❝  Go, fetch! ❞
❝  Life is a fucking nightmare. ❞
❝  I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die. ❞
❝  What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? ❞
❝  Let’s go over there and destroy the place. ❞
❝  Fuck da police! ❞
❝  I’ve never climbed a fence that high before. ❞
❝  Did I do that? ❞
❝  Hey, come here. I want to show you something. ❞
❝  Why do you do this? ❞
❝  I’m not gonna kill that guy. ❞
❝  Hey can you help me out? I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars. ❞
❝  Yeah, that’s the type of lowbrow shit i’m looking for. ❞
❝  It was a lie. To get drugs. ❞
THE COMEBACK KID
❝  I know how big letters should be. ❞
❝  You totally forgot the lesson you just learned. ❞
❝  Do not fuck with me. ❞
❝  Marriage is gonna be very magical. ❞
❝  I bet he did kill his wife. ❞
❝  I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. ❞
❝  Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞
❝  Why would you marry a woman if she’s already having sex with you? ❞
❝  If you just bought the cow nobody would say that anymore! ❞
❝  It’s just a little bit wrong, isn’t it? ❞
❝  What a mighty king I will be. ❞
❝  It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞
❝  You don’t deserve a beach house. ❞
❝  This is an on-fire garbage can. ❞
❝  I don’t care for that shit at all. ❞
❝  You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞
❝  No one wants to applaud the penis of a thirty-two-year-old weirdo. ❞
❝  You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞
❝  So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under. ❞
❝  This is the best movie idea I’ve ever heard in my life. ❞
❝  Kids have it very good now. ❞
❝  Doesn’t anyone wanna know why his dick was near my biters in the first place? ❞
❝  How did he lose his arm? ❞
❝  That’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❞
❝  You have your law practice, and me, I have all these fucking markers. ❞
❝  I’m just reading this Yellow Pages. ❞
❝  My dad loved us! He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem. ❞
❝  McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! ❞
❝  That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. ❞
❝  How perfect is that? ❞
❝  We’d rather you do it in the house than go somewhere else. ❞
❝  Ah…numbers. The letters of math. ❞
❝  One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! ❞
❝  Don’t you see? I’m a duck now. ❞
❝  If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❞
❝  Hey, man. I like your button. ❞
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letterflower · 3 years
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“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”
“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”
“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”
“Hi, welcome to me time.”
“Do you have anymore almond milk?”
“Just do it!”
“Hell yeah!”
“[Name], stop!”
“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”
“The power of Christ compels you.”
“What?”
“[Name], no one is judging you.”
“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”
“Who said you could come in?”
“What’s wrong with eating paint?”
“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”
“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”
“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”
“Cannolis, bitch!”
“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”
“Look how much your mom loves you!”
“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”
“I’m having me time, get out.”
“The devil is everywhere.”
“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”
“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”
“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”
“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”
“We’re good? Tight.”
“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”
“The darkness will swallow you whole.”
“This is a safe place.”
“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”
“You’re a nasty bitch!”
“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”
“I want to be seen from the heavens!”
“I love fucking myself up.”
“Don’t expose me like this.”
“Who you fightin’?”
“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”
“My face is burned.”
“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”
“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”
“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”
“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”
“I think it looks natural.”
“Go away.”
“I’ll never let go.”
“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”
“What are your standards?”
“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”  
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letterflower · 3 years
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fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT  a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
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letterflower · 3 years
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more misc memes
“  change isn’t easy.  ” “  i just wanted to say i’m sorry.  ” “  i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad.  ”  “  what did you want to tell me?  ” “  it was supposed to be simple.  ” “  you’ve got blood on your shirt.  ” “  you can stay with me.  ” “  what did you want to show me?  ” “  i miss ____ more than i thought i would.  ” “  i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know.  ” “  shut up. please.  ” “  fuck off.  ” “  hush, i’m trying to kiss you.  ” “  you’re lucky you’re cute.  ” “  i fucked up.  ” “  i just want to take it all back.  ” “  i can’t sleep.  ”  /  “  can’t sleep?  ” “  we should get a pet.  ” “  if you have something to say, spit it out.  ” “  i’m allowed to be angry.  ” “  she/he aint even that cute.  ” “  just hold me.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ”   “  i just need time.  ” “  i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that.  ”   “  nothing you can say will surprise me.  ” “  everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind.  ” “  death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago.  ” “  i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity.  ” “  listen to me, please.  ” “  i’m not even sure what to say to that.  ” “  that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t.  ” “  am i supposed to care?  ” “  i do care.  ”   “  you make me happy.  ” “  you look beautiful like this.  ”   “  if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you.  ” “  it terrifies me.  ”   “  just let me show you how i feel.  ”
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letterflower · 3 years
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Intriguing Impression Starters
“You don’t look like… much…”
“So nice to finally put a face to someone I’ve heard so much about.”
“You aren’t what I expected, but I hope to be surprised.”
“Well… this is awkward… uhhh hello.”
“I’m failing to remember what I expected when I signed up for this.”
“Not gonna lie, you were incredibly intimidating at first… still kind of are.”
“We seemed to have gotten off on the wrong foot.”
“Seems that the rumors and reputation are indeed being lived up to.”
“So I’ve heard some things…”
“You were the LAST person I expected.”
“Sparring partner huh? I think I can take you.”
“Me? I’m not anyone particularly special.”
“Haven’t heard of you whatsoever.”
“I’ve known you for five minutes and I think we’re already friends.”
“You and me are gonna get along great.”
“This is absolutely not working out.”
“Clearly there needs to be some ground rules established.”
“You’re going to be my sparring partner?”
“You know what? I like you.”
“Not working out. Nope.”
“I’m sorry but looking at you doesn’t scream ‘fighter’ to me.”
“I really hope you can make a better second impression.”
“You get one more shot. I hope it will change my mind.”
“I’m here to apologize about before… can we try again?”
“Well this is certainly… incredibly interesting. Nice to meet you.”
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letterflower · 3 years
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i remember i initially took this scene seriously when i first played it but for some reason my mind just decided to swiftly ruin it for me while i was rewatching mbh’s lp of the game
anyways. i put too much effort for what are supposed to be dumb joke doodles!
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A normal boy like any other. By injecting a medicine called Happy dream, he has pleasant dreams every day, but....
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Russell, thank you. For being brought up to be such human garbage, thank you.
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「 The wound still won’t be healed.  」
From this song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vJGGYCSKt0
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watched a playthrough of end roll lately
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letterflower · 3 years
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"...Now that I get a good look...
Ya don't look like yer old man at all.
You're a better man, hundred percent."
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I’m super happy to be able to post my piece for the @endcreditszine!! I tried my best to pay tribute to a game that still means so much to me!! Please check out all the lil details!! 
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I don't normally draw these stuff
But then again End Roll popped out in my head and I thought I should draw a quick fanart of it
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@a-regretful-rpg dreamer :)
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letterflower · 3 years
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Dead End.
Blood warning : guilt versions under the cut.
Keep reading
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