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That’s criminal. $12.99 for 5 sauced nuggets? Get out of heeeere

Little miss Ruby has three solutions to Things She Does Not Want to Do

1. Bark

2. Run away

3. Become boneless

Noooooo mummy I cannot possibly go outside after snuggle with you on the bed me a ruby ruby HAS NO BONES oh no must flop on mummy

An earlier example:

Ruby Tuesdays Boneless Wings for 5.99

#cue MIL in the background SHE’s WORTH IT LMAO

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Im so back.

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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE D:>

My second-favorite coworker is leaving education to go do data management and learning management systems for a company in annapolis. I'm the first one he's told.

This dude has had my back for 3 years now. we've had so many good talks about burning the educational system to the ground, feminism, and life. Besides teacher bestie, he's the closest to me in subject matter (comp sci/PLTW engineering) and physically- he's across the hall and dude has always been in my corner. We've shared hallway duty together, printed sub plans for each other, covered for each other....fucking fuck.

FUCK. I'm happy for him (and he mentioned about seeing work I could do, part time...) but FUCK. A huge fucking loss for our school.

Fuck. how do I keep doing this another 20 years? How many more excellent teachers are gonna leave for greener pastures?

when should I leave?? Can I ever leave? FUCK

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#looks at Roux #looks at Barroes #….looks at Mike #I love all three of you you are not evil but you are brightly colored frogs 🤣

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Little miss Ruby has three solutions to Things She Does Not Want to Do

1. Bark

2. Run away

3. Become boneless

Noooooo mummy I cannot possibly go outside after snuggle with you on the bed me a ruby ruby HAS NO BONES oh no must flop on mummy

An earlier example:

Ruby Tuesdays Boneless Wings for 5.99

#Ruby pup #black lab puppy #17 weeks

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Laying the groundwork for Night Cheez-its.

#Ruby pup #Duncan donut pup #yellow lab #black lab puppy #17 weeks #and six years i guess lol

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Updates and additions from @wallacewellsbian

Imperator Rubiosa is metal as FUCK

HOWEVER

@brambleforest I AM HOWLING

Alright y’all, we don’t plan on showing Ruby, but I do want to register her. Dont wanna add the kennel name because too religious

Dunc’s AKC name is St. Duncan’s Secret of the Kells, because that’s the movie we watched the day Mike and I became a couple.

Anyone have suggestions for Ruby? I’m a slut for alliteration, also the words Sea ocean etc, fearless and sunrise, and Tuesday because Ruby Tuesdays makes me cackle.

Ruby Sunrise Song of the Sea?

Unsolvable Rubix Cube (because this also makes me cackle)

Ruby Sunrise on a Tuesday 🤪

Ruby Sunrise on the Shore??

Idfk Duncan’s was so much easier omg.

#how to christen a little ruby #we have either purple prose or absurdity and I think that sums my tastes up nicely

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All you love is sunlight.

She loves to watch all the fishies ❤️🖤🐡

#Ruby pup #Gen and mike’s tanks #black lab puppy #17 weeks

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Alright y’all, we don’t plan on showing Ruby, but I do want to register her. Dont wanna add the kennel name because too religious

Dunc’s AKC name is St. Duncan’s Secret of the Kells, because that’s the movie we watched the day Mike and I became a couple.

Anyone have suggestions for Ruby? I’m a slut for alliteration, also the words Sea ocean etc, fearless and sunrise, and Tuesday because Ruby Tuesdays makes me cackle.

Ruby Sunrise Song of the Sea?

Unsolvable Rubix Cube (because this also makes me cackle)

Ruby Sunrise on a Tuesday 🤪

Ruby Sunrise on the Shore??

Idfk Duncan’s was so much easier omg.

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#this is what I'm gonna imagine tmr when 7th grade is wild again #just absolutely dissociate and think of the happy flap flap

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Snippet is the great diviner, and my new financial adviser 🤣

okay!!! i've performed the ritual!

the questions posed to the fish tank were:

will we have a rainy may?

and what is the meaning of life?

the results were:

snippet took the shrimp from my left hand, while scoot, smidge, and smudge split the one in my right hand. lenny and bugs hung back and watched.

that means:

we will have some heavy rain in may, and the meaning of life is to cooperate and build community!

@fishyfishyfishtimes @brightlotusmoon

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Well hello there

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Neurodivergent people love pacific rim bc its basic theses are “two besties who share a braincell can pilot a mecha” and “what if crab was big”

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Dunc was trying to teach her that our (5) stairs are not scary and look watch me a Dunker go up and down to show you my baby? Do not cry pls baby I know the stairs are big scare I will help.

She has no problem with the deck stairs and even launched herself off the third step.

Baby girl do you think are you made of rubber?? (She was fine)

I had a moment in the sunroom where it felt like she was sitting there next to me watching ruby and dunc play. All I could feel was love.

Thank you nunu.

#ruby pup #black lab puppy #17 weeks #Duncan donut pup

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A littol girl went for her first walk!!! She is very learning!!! Yaaaay!!

#ruby pup #black lab puppy #17 weeks

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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….it was a big day ❤️🖤❤️

It’s very soon. Our nunu was a once in a lifetime dog. But with the way everything lined up, I think banana had this black ball of sunshine picked out for us to help us heal. She’s sleeping on my chest, heartbeat against mine. And there is peace and love.

Hello, Ruby. Welcome to our life together.

#Duncan donut pup #Ruby pup #black lab puppy #please don’t @ me over how soon this is #everyone grieves differently and honestly the stars aligned perfectly and we couldn’t ignore #the dog distribution system aka universe #she is a little sweetheart and fits right in #i think nunu picked her out for us #she’s also dunc’s great niece. her grandma is dunc’s littermate Naomi