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Watch this on my JFF PAGE 💋 full uncut video available there 🔥

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Hey guys - just wanting to let you all know I now have a Twitter (X) where you can see original pictures of me in my diapers!

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I create a rules for DD/lb in several categories. I would appreciate any feedback. Wrninig !!! My english is not very good :D !!! I hope you like it at least a little bit

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a brainwashing file to ensure that you can only cum in diapers from now on. becoming more and more of a babbling, brainwashed, drooling, diaper dummy…

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Hello 👋 can you send mommy a direct text message ❤️

Ummmm my inbox is open :)

Why don’t you just send me one?

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I’m really interested in Hypno for ABDL! Any recommendations? Thank you!

Hey anon! I’m happy to hear you’re interested in hypno, ‘cause it’s a suuuuper fun interest to combine with ABDL. The most pleasure and the most satisfaction I’ve experienced with relation to diapers and regression has been while in trance, so I’d highly recommend getting into it if it piques your curiosity :3

There are a lot of things to consider when it comes to what might work for you when it comes to hypno, but the big ones for me are the voice, the pacing, and the script. Hypno’s different for everyone, however, so you might find yourself having different tendencies! Regardless, I’ll provide some links to files and ‘tists that I’ve enjoyed in the past to help you down this silly, spiral-driven rabbit hole.

(Bolded bits are links)

Mindmaster: One of the OGs of diaper hypnosis, Mindmaster has been taking away potty training from big babies for well over a decade by this point. The first file in his series is a bit rough (easily solved by playing some lullabies off Youtube in the background) and some have some audio balance issues (more difficult to get past), but he has a soothing, coaxing voice that lulls listeners into a trance quite easily, in my experience, and he began working in background music and binaurals very well as he progressed. His files might be old, but they’re classics that still get recommended for a reason. Mindmaster’s files all focus on inducing incontinence and diaper dependence. He is currently working on a new series with SweetDreamsHypnosis, who I’ll get to further on down the list.

Wohermiston: If I had to describe Wohermiston’s files in a single word, it would be charm. He has a very comforting, down-to-earth voice that speaks to you in simple, matter-of-fact ways, there’s almost always an old-timey black-and-white television soundtrack backing the file, and his scripts are chock-full of metaphors, scenarios, and anecdotes to help you more easily relate to what you’re being trained on. Wohermiston’s files tend to focus on bladder untraining, but he has a huge amount of variations on the theme and enjoys exploring other hypnosis-related themes as well.

Majorpixel: Known for his broad-reaching works into various erotic avenues, Majorpixel, AKA The Voice, specializes in fulfilling the dirty little desires of a vast array of fetishes, ABDL included. He tends towards the more domineering and degrading side of things, so be warned if you’re not a fan of being called names or having your desires talked about from a bemused non-ABDL’s perspective. You may have to do some digging through his massive library for the ABDL stuff, but I’d particularly recommend A Need for Diapers, Chastity Desires, and Relearn Bowel Control.

Professorpig (FA link): As his name implies, the Professor has a big thing for turning crinklebutts into desire-driven diaper pigs and the pigplay fetish in general. His stuff definitely falls into the more base and degrading end of things, but the wonderful thing about this particular ‘tist is that he has a great respect for limits and ensuring that the listener isn’t doing anything they don’t want to. The one exception to this is what I consider to be his magnum opus, Diaper Slut, which enslaves the listener to their diaper desires and places a massive emphasis on forcing them to submit to their desires and erode their mental resistance to hypnosis in general. Not for the faint of heart!

SweetDreamsHypnosis: Known only as Mommy to the babies who train on her files, this hypnotist focuses on teaching you to be the best little crinklebutt you can be! While her files use text-to-speech to generate the voice and it is somewhat noticeable at times, it’s surprisingly seamless and the cadence is a demonstration of perfection. While her earlier files have some audio-balancing issues, she fixed those right-quick and her subsequent files became dramatically more well-produced. Mommy focuses very strongly on enslavement to your baby training, but she does it in the nicest, most grownup-to-little way possible. For those looking to get into the more subservient side of hypnosis, I’d highly recommend giving Mommy a look. As mentioned previously, she’s currently working on a baby training series with Mindmaster, designed to turn the listener to a happy, hypnotically submissive baby.

Ember (MyLittleLullaby): For you, anon, and any other newbies to ABDL hypnosis, Ember would by far be my strongest recommendation. Her voice is among the most gentle and soothing out there for hypnotists and she focuses very strongly on the soft and cuddly side of ABDL that I know a lot of littles out there love ^.^ She has a number of files to help you achieve a variety of infantile feelings and behaviors, such as getting more comfortable with wetting or messing, learning to regress and play like a child again, coming to love and be soothed by your pacifier, and more. She has several files for free that you can test to see if they’re to your liking!

There are so many other ABDL hypnotists out there that I couldn’t begin to give rundowns on all of them. If none of these are to your liking, just browse through Warpmymind’s Diaper/Incontinence section and I’m sure you’ll find someone to make you feel all woozy and happy in you diapers. Happy brainwashing, anon ;)

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fell asleep on the couch last night and had a fully unplanned bedwetting, it’s been a long time so i was completely shocked. i’m gonna tell you how it happened so maybe you can make it happen too 🤣

i was wearing a diaper right up until i went to bed. i had chugged lots of water to fill it, but it ended up leaking. my bladder was still overactive so i made sure to go a couple times after i changed out of the diaper. the key (i think) is that i was absolutely exhausted. i stayed up way too late on the game 🤷🏻‍♂️ i woke up on the couch a few hours later completely soaked. luckily there was a lot of blankets so the couch isn’t too wet but i’ve spent my morning cleaning 🤕

long story short: exhaustion + rapid desperation = bedwetting ?

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And this is what happens to naughty boys

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Wait you can get Rearz from China for cheaper?

Yeah alot of the abdl diapers are sold by factories in china….Abu and rearz etc. pay a bit extra to get their brand or a special prints

So I split containers or pallets with people and you can get like a bag of 10 diapers for 5-7 bucks vs 20/25 plus shipping. Same with the adult pacifiers, the onesies, they’re whole sale from alixpress or Alibaba and like sometimes $1/$2 cents if you buy in bulk. Then just resell the rest.

Some have crazy numners they say you need to order but if you send a message they WILL work with you or let you order less.

Just Google or go to to Alibaba and search *adult pacifier/onesie/adult printed diaper alibaba/aliexpress.

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@abstron

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4 Things Miss Crinkle Finds Fascinating About The ABDL Guys She Babysits

1. How some, when they’re not babies, are the most macho Alpha guys, like bodybuilders or hockey players or something, someone who never loses, that goes around smirking at everyone at the gym, flexing their muscles at any opportunity. Yeah, those losers go home and tape up their diaper with cartoon puppies over those nice lower abs. Then they pop in their paci and spend their evening watching Paw Patrol and packing their pampers. And they’re as proud of their droopy diaper dumps as they are of their ripped abs and commanding pecs. If I put them in a playpen with another big baby they would probably show off the size of their pamper load to put the other diaper boy in his place. Trust me, a stinky load is usually the only big thing these guys are packing in their pampers. As babies they’re total simps and the most whiny during discipline. Pathetic and Hilarious.

2. How some are obviously little beta boys. The ones that care way too much, who who got picked on in school. They now act and dress like indie geeks. They may be skinny but they have bodies like weak little boys with soft bellies and little boy bums. They are overly polite and pathetically anxious about offending me. I can tell right away when they’re virgins. A lot of these boys are also bedwetters. Usually they love to talk about their favorite games, movies, anime, and manga or just babble for attention. That’s why I keep a paci-gag handy. Beta diaper boys are best seen and not heard. They are often premature ejaculators, which always makes me smile and sure to adjust their diapers frequently. It always gives me a chuckle when they suddenly freeze in place and shiver with a pathetic little whimper and eyes-shut-tight squirty face.

3. I can usually sniff out a bedwetting beta boy right away, even if he doesn’t smell like baby powder and pee. Insecurity just rolls off them. Bedwetting guys have always interested me, and I have a soft spot for them. I’ve always found it so cute and helpless. Bedwetting is so revealing, so babyish and says so much about a boy without him even being aware of it. I love that they are truly diaper dependent, and will have to wake up to a wet pamper everyday, no matter how old they are or how responsible they try to act. In their deepest subconscious, where true honesty resides, they know they are helpless babies. It’s so interesting to me how many of them eventually find their wet diapers exciting. I know a lot use their wet morning diaper as a fun humpy toy like the big toddlers they are. I always wonder what moms of adult bedwetter boys who still live at home must think, hearing loud crinkling and panting every morning, lol. Guess it’s just part of #boymom life.

4. Which kind of guy do I like better? A lot depends on my mood and the type of day I'm having, but honestly, big guys with tough guy swagger are my personal favorites. It's like being in the presence of a pitbull/poodle mix. They are usually so sensitive deep down, and I like how their tough guy act is just a thin layer on top and then underneath they are such a needy bottom in denial. These guys are definitely the ones I tend to find hot. It's probably why I’m drawn to college frat guys. Just a hint that they're diaper loving bottoms is everything to me. Gives them this wounded-hero vibe, and it's definitely a major turn on.

I’ve been babysitting since I was 13 and have always loved it. I love babysitting beta diaper boys, and I find it very rewarding, but, to be honest, I see them more like asexual baby brothers who are still in diapers. They are cute, small,  and not very impressive. I’m never going to be attracted to a grown man who has a 12 year old boy body, is a total virgin, is cringey-obsessed with diapers, and is a little humpy boy who doesn’t even want to jerk off with his hand like most guys do. As far as I’m concerned, beta babies need to hump that pamper-pussy alone in their cribs because their babysitters and moms definitely deserve a real man!👨 Sorry, losers.

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It was just about to hit 8:45pm, your bed time was coming up soon and you knew your bedtime routine. Get your changing mat out, lotion, poweder, fresh thick overnight diaper ready, pacifier in mouth so no fussing, lie on your back and legs up in the air so you're babysitter could inspect what sort of toxic waste of a diaper she'd have to deal with.

You looked over everything making sure it was all there. Everything looked in order, you sat down gently onto your changing mat. Carefully not trying mush up the load sitting in the seat of your diapers. You put some weight on your back and lifted your legs. Your stinky shame was perfectly on display. If anyone walked into the room they would know that this young man clearly has the potty training skills of a newborn infant. You tried not to imagine what sort of thoughts ran through your babysitters head when she'd walk into the room and see you on display. This was a regular routine for you but it was still pride crushing. You turned your head to see the thick puffy overnight diaper resting beside it, your dick had probably be wrapped up in diapers more times then you could count, while you could count on your hands how many times it had been in a girls wet dripping pussy.

You looked down at the mess between your legs, it was comically large. Due to your constant time in diapers big meals would get the better of you. Dinners lately seemed to be getting bigger and much more heavier, by the time you'd be let out of your highchair you'd be scampering off to a more seculded part of the house to make a large mushy load into your heavy duty diapers. Depending on who was babysitting you some dinners would be followed up by a large bottle of warm milk. Nothing is quite humbling then being stuck in a hot chicks lap trying suckle down a baby bottle of hot milkies as quickly as possible so you don't mess yourself there and then.

Thankfully you're sitter tonight wasn't that twisted, Grace or Gracie as she preferred to be called was actually a very kind babysitter. She wouldn't tease you as much during changes, sometimes she'd let you stay up an extra 30mins after usual bedtime on weeknights and

would let you play videogames that had a adult rating. You appreciate these little things and always tried to stay on her goodside. You were pretty sure she might have had a crush on you, as she treated you so differently. On your end it was pretty obvious how you felt about her, a lot of changes you'd try not to get erect but always would, she seemed to giggle away and wasn't to upset about it while you lay blushing sucking on your pacifier avoiding eye contact.

The sound of clicking shoes on floor brought you out of your little daydream, Gracie was on her way and changing time about to commence. Gracie peaked into your room.

"Awww always so ready for bed time changies and looks like someone is in desperate need of one to"

You blushed at her comment but also couldn't help notice Gracie had changed her clothes since arriving, she wasn't in her casual lounge wear, but in something more serious a dress. She was dressed to go out and you could smell the fresh perfume she had just applied.

"Okay, I know you're in a big need of a changie but I sorta lost track of time when I was getting ready. Don't panic I'm just going out for like an hour with..... a friend! Now you can stay up that extra hour and do what ever you want. Lets keep that a little secret between you and I"

Gracie said rubbing the front of your diaper to butter you up to the idea. You nodded your head as she did.

"Great! I knew you wouldn't mind. Plus you get to stay up an extra hour playing videogames just like a big boy would"

Both of you heard a car horn outside.

"Oh I gotta go sweetie. Remember I'll just be an hour. Just video games and tv, dont get up to anything naughty!"

she said winking as she ran for the door in her tight dress. You picked up your phone off your bed dresser and scrolled through Instagram, you noticed Gracie had recently put up a story. It was a mirror selfie of her with a caption that read

"Anyone around tonight? I'm free for some fun 😝"

It hit you Gracie wasn't really meeting a friend. You looked back at your bed with your changing mat and fresh overnight diaper out. Whoevers house she was going back to they probably didn't have changing supplies and a diaper laying out you thought in defeat. You booted up your Playstation to try take your mind off it and pass some time.

You played for a while and looked back at your phone, it has definitely been over an hour an you were starting to get bored of videogames and wondering when would Gracie get back. I guess if you had the free time you could sneak in a little humpie action you thought. You weren't allowed to make cummies in your diaper but Gracie wouldn't even notice by the time she got home.

You placed two pillows on your bed and began slowly grinding on them. The mess in the back of your diaper was sloshing about with each stroke. You decided to load up some porn to help you get there a bit easier. You picked a video where the girl kinda looked like Gracie, she was getting worked over hard. She was bouncing on her co-stars dick like a total pro, you begin picking up the pace imagining you were the one giving it to her hard and fast. They switched to doggy, you spat out your pacifier and began unconsciously timing your humps to the strokes in the video. You put your hand on your hips really emphasising the pounding you were giving, if this was Gracie she would be screaming my name you thought.

Suddenly. giggles erupted ,from behind you.

Gracie was standing right there, phone in hand recording. "Oh don't stop I think you're about to make that pillow cum stud muffin" she snorted still giggling at the scene she has just walked into.

You quickly unmounted your pretend sex partner, shocked, embarrassed and humiliated at what Gracie had just caught you in the middle of. You fumbled locking your phone attempting to silence the loud porn video playing.

Gracie shook her head "To think I gave you a little time to stay up and have fun but here I catch you humping the life out of a pillow in a messy diaper. Well firstly thats your phone privilege gone, secondly get into bed you're not getting a change tonight. Lastly, yes I will be sending that little video to your mom she can deal with you tomorrow morning."

She picked up your pacifier pushing it into your open mouth then headed for the door.

"Remember, you'll always be the one humping the pillow hunny not the guy in video giving it."

Diaper pics and gifs credit: @lil-guy-things

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💖 20 Things This ABDL Babysitter Loves About Diaper Boys💖

1. The timid look on their faces when I tell them to lay down on the changing table and their facial expressions when I spread their legs, pull down their dirty diaper front, and giggle at their somehow always tiny pee-pee while gagging on their pamper stink and making disgusted faces.

2. The sound of crotch snaps snapping on a cute baby blue onesie, snugly holding up a helpless diaper boy’s saggy pamper.

3. The way diaper boys move their hips and try to hide their little moans and grunts when I pull their new pamper front tight and start fastening the tabs. And the whimper they make when I make sure their pee-pees are pointing snugly downward in their fresh diaper.

4. How they blush and look down or away when I ask them how their diaper is doing when we are out in public.

5. The way a diaper boy's eyes look when he looks up at me from the changing pad while I'm putting a paci in his mouth and patting his pamper.

6. When they stand perfectly still and try to act casual while I check their diapers and adjust the diaper in back, making sure to sniff.

7. Their reaction to the loud crinkle of their wet diaper or a butt pat when we are out in public.

8. That blank “pee-pee” face boys make while doing a pee in their diaper and their happy relieved expressions afterwards.

9. How they can be so embarrassed but also so ready to put their old stinky pamper in the diaper pail like a good boy and the look on their face when I make them sniff it and then wave and say “bye-bye” to their poopy diaper before dropping it in the pail.

10. The sweet smell of lavender body lotion, baby powder, and wet boy pamper.

11. How they give up all of their dignity and are totally humiliated and contrite but silently thankful for their babysitter and their clean soft pamper and safe crib at night.

12. That scared look in their eyes and their hands trying to cover up their pamps when I have a friend over and I’m babysitting a diaper boy loser.

13. The rush I get when a little one is almost asleep but wakes up because he realizes that his cold pamper is soaked and wants a diaper change right now. And the bigger rush I get from letting him wait in his soggy cold and eventually poopy pamper, crying like a real toddler, while I watch on the baby monitor and calmly sip tea.

14. I love how diaper boys on social media ask me to watch them while they poop in their pamper. Even though it’s in private in a locked room and just for me and the camera, I can sense their humiliation. It’s hot when they stop suddenly after making grunting sounds. How they shift awkwardly and make the most adorable scrunchy faces, knowing full well a woman on is watching them on a full length video camera zoomed in on their bulging pamper and blushy blank poo-poo face. And then when they look so proud after and waddle over to show me the sag and want to be praised, I love telling them that I’m glad I can’t smell their stanky loser butts and to get a life! Diaper boys are so needy!

15. I especially love when a cute diaper boy has had a laxative and then he is playing or watching television distractedly when, suddenly, he starts to fill his pamper without warning. I adore the loud sounds and his his face first expresses discomfort and then panic, as he starts to realize what is about to happen. So adorbs. But my fave thing is when they can feel themselves starting to poop their diaper, there is this cute blank face with fear building up, and an awareness that they are going to look so dumb helpless and are no match for the physical act and mess going on in their pamper.

16. I love it that these spoiled toddlers always want out of their wet and poopy diapers so they can go play or watch tv, only to complain and fuss when its diaper change time. I love teaching them that babies don’t decide when they get a new pamper.

17. I love the small grunts and eye bulging expressions when I strap them down on the changing table and rub their pamper like a metronome, edging them with an unstoppable feeling. No relief, no mercy, as they get progressively more desperate.

18. The cute confused look and then gasping burst of energy when I give them a time limit to make diaper humpies. For example, twenty seconds on, ten seconds off, just to drive them crazy with frustration, till they almost make a sticky diaper. Then I make them beg and only then do I allow one more twenty second session. Their eyes stare like the world is about to collapse in on them, their heads droop, they don't seem able to vocalize clearly, they whimper and quiver their lower body, trying to finish in their pamp, they stammer and force out words that don't mean anything just like the babies they are. And if they manage to get a release in time I make them yell “baby make goo-goo!” It’s hilarious!

19. To see a sweaty panting diaper boy’s face redden with humiliation as he senses he might not be able cum in time with his pee-pee contained inside double dry stiff diapers, no matter how fast and hard he humps, but he just keeps trying until the timer goes off, and then he whines like then immature crybaby that all diaper boys are.

20. Seeing them trying to squat without being noticed (failing, of course). I imagine their humiliation and desperation as they realize they will soon be stuck in a poopy diaper. I find it fascinating, and I just get a nice rush seeing it. This is one of my faves for sure, and I have spoken with other ladies who also mentioned how nice it is to see a diaper boy squatting like the helpless immature toddler he is and trying to stifle his grunts and farts while making an invariably silly, cranky, and guilty poo-poo face. Cute diaper guys squatting, making dumb scrunchy poo-poo faces, their hands on their hips, their pamper starting to droop, is the stuff dreams are made of for this diaper boy fangirl :) I always wonder what goes through their mind in that moment.

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WETTYORNAH’s Hypno Guide

DISCLAIMER: Hypnosis isn’t for everyone. I understand that the idea of it is hard to believe for many people. The truth is, I’m with those people. However, the magic of hypno is letting yourself try and believe it. It takes effort from a good hypnotist and effort from a good subject. If you’re expecting results off the bat, you’re failing yourself. Give it time, listen again and again, and try to believe. Eventually, you might find yourself in a situation you can’t believe your way out of 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ve labeled them based on the type of hypno I like. As I’m DL rather than AB, you won’t find much about regression or baby like behaviors. This list is mostly meant for encouragement to wear diapers, or bladder control. The three categories are bedwetting (self explanatory), lifestyle (stuff like committing to diapers, realizing they’re right for you), and fuck yourself over (dangerous hypno that usually has a condition, like if you give in and wet, you’ll never be able to stop) They are mostly meant for male listeners as far as I can tell.

So let’s get into it

BEDWETTING/LIFESTYLE

Curse Night Diapers - EMG

This one forces you to wear diapers to bed, along with wetting them. This one doesn’t exactly encourage incontinence, but the fact you’re going to bed in diapers which you will wet will fulfill that desire to become a bedwetter.

BEDWETTING

Bed Wetter - Sarnoga

Doesn’t encourage diapers, but does make you enjoy bedwetting. There’s mention that you’re too immature to choose diapers. This file basically sets you up to become a bedwetter and end up having someone make the choice for you that you need to wear diapers to bed. Great to use with the help of someone else.

FUCK YOURSELF OVER/BEDWETTING Bedwetter Fear to Reality - EMG

Makes you anxious about having an accident, you choose to wear diapers or not. Of course, if you do have an accident, that’s it. One leads to another. Dangerous if you don’t want to find yourself trapped

LIFESTYLE

Diaper Dependence 1 - Champtehotter

The first in his series of making you diaper dependent. This file causes you to commit to diapers and explains why you need them. This is a great first step, and then you can move on to the next one once this one has fucked your mind.

LIFESTYLE

Diaper Train 1 - Sarnoga

This hypno also encourages you to commit to diapers. Each lesson will have you wearing diapers more, first at home alone, then around people, then out in public. It does this by making you feel like you can’t use a toilet to get relief. WARNING: this one did mess with me, and in some files encourages bedwetting even when sharing a bed just to prove you really need diapers.

LIFESTYLE

Every Good Boy Wears Diapers - Sarnoga

Explains every reason why you need diapers to avoid making messes. Diapers are the best choice for boys is the main message

LIFESTYLE

The Diaper Does It - Sarnoga

Makes you love your diapers and give them your control. The main twist of this file is that if you don’t wear diapers every so often, you will start having accidents in your pants. Basically makes a timer in your head so you must come back to diapers.

LIFESTYLE/FUCK YOURSELF OVER

Master your Bladder -

Teaches you that your bladder is in control of your life, and the only way to fix it is to take the control away. Causes bladder incontinence.

FUCK YOURSELF OVER

Diaper Drug - Champtehotter

Imagine you’ve been injected with a drug that makes you love your diapers and become bladder incontinent. As long as you don’t cum, it won’t be permanent. I dare you to listen.

FUCK YOURSELF OVER

Pantswetter Incontinence

Makes you have accidents whenever and wherever until you have no choice but to wear diapers.

Thats it for now, I definitely got more but this took longer than I thought. I like every single one of these, and I think you will too. Let me know how it goes or which one you enjoyed most.

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“But that’s not fair!”

Isn’t that at the root of so much of our sexuality? That statement tends to glide under the radar of most of our fetish work, but lives and breathes in every movement of the subtext.

It thrives in every fantasy of a football player who starts having daytime accidents, and slips back into pull-ups.

We hear echoes of it with every forceful diaper check or diaper change with little to no notice, done by a dominant daddy in the backseat of a car.

We see it reflected in every leaky diaper that implies a lifetime of consecutive diapers that follow. “You had an accident, so you deserve diapers.”

But that’s not fair.

Exactly. It’s not fair.

The way we intertwine frustration and sexuality has always fascinated me. The power that’s at play in our simultaneous resistance and submission to an irritatingly embarrassing situation like that is intoxicating.

It’s not fair. It’s hot. We don’t want it to be fair, we crave the humiliation of a stacked deck. We want the grown ups to cheat and make things karmic and harsh. We desperately desire sudden and ridiculous consequences to our slight missteps.

We strain against the embarrassment and unfairness of it, while leaning in, desperate to make it worse and more unfair. We beg for spankings and leaky diapers and childish treatment for every misstep.

But that’s not fair!

We’ve come so far! We’re big kids now, we tried so hard to grow up and get out of baby world. We can’t go back! We’d fall all the way back!

Exactly.

Because it isn’t fair. But we like it that way.