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It’s called the Barkley Marathon and it’s even more batshit than it sounds

Like what the hell do you mean it was inspired by an assassin escaping from jail?

It’s been going on since the 80s and only like 20 people have ever finished, but also no one knows when it begins until an hour before someone blows a conch shell

@lila-rae this made me think of Mr. L but this is somehow the worse way to run for fun

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Almost as batshit as that secret 100 mi marathon that happens in Tennessee each year, with entrance fees of like a pack of socks or shirts

@lila-rae this made me think of Mr. L but this is somehow the worse way to run for fun

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Oh hell no.

Why would anyone do this?

@lila-rae this made me think of Mr. L but this is somehow the worse way to run for fun

#y’all aren’t Forrest Gump

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Damn you caught me

*about the scene in the bedroom*

I think I found your twitter account @lila-rae

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surprise!! 🤗

Guess what I just uploaded to ao3...probably not the update you expected but, according to certain anons (you know who you are), the one you wanted! I do hope this delivers half of what you all were hoping for, and I'm planning to write the last bit of part 3 and upload that to ao3 as well by next week.

let me know what you think of it in the ao3 comments, or on here if you want to! Love you all xxoxoxooxoxo

#yay yay yay

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I’ve watched the dash turn from horror to acceptance

Is this what Stockholm Syndrome looks like?

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Nope

No no no no

Absolutely not

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Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

#who isn’t reblogging this???? #have you ever seen my girl?

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🥵

Winston Duke Talks Black Panther: Wakanda Forever with Esquire

#what a man what a man what a man what a mighty fine man #yeah I’m aware those aren’t the lyrics

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It's hilarious that this really happened but mainly that this moment was recorded🤣🤣🤣

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20000 people this morning were running around Brooklyn. For no reason but because they wanted to.

The only way you would get me to run is if someone is chasing me or all of a sudden I see people get up and run.

I will never understand people who enjoy running . Mr. L ran a half marathon this morning, but like how is running 13 miles fun? Is something chasing you? I just don’t think the medal is worth it, even if it is very pretty.

#And possibly in a race where the first one to cross the finish line gets to sit on Winston Duke’s thighs

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I will never understand people who enjoy running . Mr. L ran a half marathon this morning, but like how is running 13 miles fun? Is something chasing you? I just don’t think the medal is worth it, even if it is very pretty.

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Gag 😷

its not as bad as the woman behind moaning and saying " im so wet" when art took off his shirt during the match. I was like can we not please.

I'm sorry, what😭

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Oops sorry I’ll be quieter next time

A woman in my theater during the churro scene went "kiss kiss kiss kiss" and it took everything in me not to cackle.

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Right as soon as they started discuss their gay awakening childhood shenanigans, I was like oh this is clearly an easy fix.

So I was having dinner with my friend, her husband, and their boyfriend and the first thing I thought was, this is the life Tashi needed.

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Ah. That’s not uncommon in one of our circles. Lots of openness and less traditional couplings.

It’s not for me (because I am territorial) but it works for some. Their dynamic is pretty adorable.

So I was having dinner with my friend, her husband, and their boyfriend and the first thing I thought was, this is the life Tashi needed.

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What? They really should have just all been together from the jump.

So I was having dinner with my friend, her husband, and their boyfriend and the first thing I thought was, this is the life Tashi needed.