omg its past 12 happy birthday hermitcraft
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Bread?
It doesn’t matter. There are… sandwiches. Strangely soggy ones. Doc lifts his up. It’s not—the bread isn’t really soggy on the outside, really. It’s been toasted, actually. Sort of the anti-soggy bread move, really. Except it’s sort of… Doc can’t exactly say it looks like the best sandwich in the world, because there’s an inexplicably soggy quality to it. It’s not a sogginess that Doc can put his finger on, really. The sandwich doesn’t make his hand wet or something. It just makes it… soggy.
this is a HYSTERICAL paragraph for you to have managed to hit btw i'd forgotten i'd written this and am kind of losing it now,
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white Bdubs on the marketplace art doesn't exist it can't hurt you
white Bdubs:
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Alex and Steve Minecraft are t4t. Their deadnames? Adam and Eve. In this essay I will
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Imagine showing these pictures to someone in 2020
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self insert fanfiction/stress nightmare of y/n being asked to join hermitcraft season 10 last minute . you dont know how to build. or improv. or record or edit videos. or stream. and right by your side is skizzleman,
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you are fucking died. game oval.
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The child is on its way the shipping was expensive tho and as for the sword 👀
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Imagine being tricked into legally marrying your best friend and then be legally stuck in matrimony bc he won’t sign the divorce papers and instead writes an entire wattpad fanfic about how you won’t kiss with tongue
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Oh
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Etho Grian and Celo really said "leave your polycule and join ours" to Bdubs huh
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okay. thank you
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The new Tommy photo
Is the opposite of this
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every us state should have an official minecraft youtuber . like how we have state trees and birds or whatever
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good morning tubbo
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i already know these results are gonna horrify me
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