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UK political scandals are like:
Prime Minister fucked a pig
Prime minister with the surname Johnson and the initials BJ defends his friend with the surname Cummings spreading plague in a scandal named cumgate
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wish there were some unseen omnipotent voice shouting “WARMER” or “COLDER” everytime i make a decision because i am pretty much flying blind here
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another day has gone by and honestly it’s pissing me off. the sun comes up one more time and i lose it
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not to be dramatic but the super trouper lights are gonna find me shining like the sun smiling having fun feeling like a number one and tonight the super trouper beams are gonna blind me but i won’t feel blue like i always do cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you
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Alfie: I swing both ways.
Alfie: violently. with a bat.
Alfie: come get some, motherfucker.
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Me: *watching a show, casually*
Show: *teases a Gay Relationship*
Me:
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My mom posted this meme on Facebook and it is LEGIT hilarious. I'm so proud.
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moodboard for when you’re an unhinged 13 year old boy who has a complex relationship with your best friend finn wolfhard
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Does it ever just freak you out that you can just do things?
I could walk out into this storm right now and never come home
I could eat a whole cake by myself if I wanted to
I could kiss a stranger on the street
The only things stopping me are the consequences, but if I weren’t aware of them I could do these things anyway.
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me, riding a bike: wow this is just like in stranger things
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quinn refusing to look at rachel in britney spears' outfit is literally the most repressed gay representation i've ever seen
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Not to be a downer but if i had to, at 12 years old, listen to my mother tell me all the different ways men would want to hurt my body, and how i might prevent that, then i really feel like teenage boys can handle a conversation with their parents that starts “let’s talk about consent”
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