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lilmissnoobster · 17 days
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First it was Brock’s in TFATWS, now it’s Jack’s in Thunderbolts!
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lilmissnoobster · 23 days
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I KNOW THOSE EYES ANYWHERE ANDREI MY BELOVED!!
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wolf in sheep's clothing
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lilmissnoobster · 25 days
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Imagine Cosmo has a little chew toy of Red Guardian and she’s super proud of it, like if she broke it on accident she’d be begging the other guardians to help her fix it
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And then eventually she visits Earth, and she meets him for real
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And it’s like the dog that met Santa
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lilmissnoobster · 1 month
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In reality brock would feed Jack microwave tv dinners and overcooked minute steaks bc he can’t be bothered to learn to cook when he’s constantly on missions. But in MY world he prepares braised short ribs and beefsteak tomato slices with crème fraîche, basil, and flaky sea salt.
It is what it is.
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lilmissnoobster · 3 months
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I need to get this thought out of my head!
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Farah and Hadir were captured when they were children by General Barkov. It’s been estimated that Hadir was around 10 and Farah 7 or 8.
In the games when they’re grown they are estimated to be around their early 30s. They show different skills that people take notice on.
Farah with her leadership skills and Hadir with his engineering skills(his modified gun). One thing that I have often seen is people mocking the Karim’s broken Arabic.
They grew up in a prison, surrounded by Russians at a young age. They possibly would hear more Russian and possibly English growing up rather than their mother tongue. They might only remember the Arabic that they had known before the occupation. Even keeping up on it with communicating with the others when they were able to.
Thanks for listening.
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lilmissnoobster · 5 months
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Soap's Family
MW3 spoilers immediately and below the cut
So I saw this post by @lilmissnoobster this morning and couldn't stop think about the implications of 141 being the ones to lay Soap to rest so I wrote a little something
Please beware, angst below the cut
cw for parental death and people acting horribly due to grief
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Ghost doesn’t have family to go to. Everyone knows that.
They know that whenever he goes on leave, (when Price strong arms him into taking it), he scurries back to an empty flat on the outskirts of Manchester and survives the entire week on take out, disturbing only the things he needs to, before he packs everything up again and returns to service like the week didn’t happen.
Soap talks about his family at almost every opportunity he gets.
So, everyone assumed that when he scurries off on his leave, after fighting tooth and nail to have it fall over the right holidays, he was going off to see his family.
Gaz mentions it to him, in passing, that he’s impressed Soap is able to keep up such a close connection to all of them, despite only seeing them once a year. Soap laughs, and says that his family really only gets together once a year, in a big chaotic rush where everyone updates everyone else all at once.
When Price asks about it, as he reviews Soap to see if he’s a good fit for 141, concerned that the unpredictable schedule could disrupt Soap’s contact with his family, Soap assures him that his family understands. He’s organised enough to send birthday cards ahead of time, and whenever he’s not on ops, they can all do big video calls together, which is more convenient for everyone else too, since they’re actually spread out all over the place.
It's when Ghost asks about it, that Johnny breaks down.
Ghost, who openly relates himself to Johnny, that neither of them have a place to go, after he runs into Johnny holed up in a cheap hotel room while on leave. That neither of them has family to go to.
Even after all this time, it wasn’t real to Soap, until Ghost said so.
Ghost, who willingly sits and listens as Soap shakes through the tears he didn’t ever want to shed, that his family used to be very close. Him and all his siblings and his mum were, they had to be, after his dad died when they were all so young, all of them bearing that grief between them. When they grew up, they drifted a bit, as siblings do. Soap especially so, after joining the army, and being selected for the SAS, where he became even more prone to dropping out of contact for weeks at a time with no warning.  
But they’d all accepted that. They’d understood, and all muddled on because they were adults. They were busy too, with their jobs, and their own families. It had all been great, until a couple of years ago, when his mum got sick. Really sick, really quickly. She’d passed within weeks, all while Soap had been on an op that was a complete black out – no communications, in or out, no exceptions.
As soon as Soap was back, he was informed, and he flew home in a panic, only to be met with a stone wall of silence from his grieving family. Because, he hadn’t been there. He’d had the audacity to not be there when his mother was losing her sight, and calling out for him, because she wanted to say goodbye to her little Johnny boy, and how distressed she became when he wouldn’t come.
Soap had tried to explain, begged for them to hear him out, that when they couldn’t reach him, it wasn’t his choice, but his words fell on deaf ears.
He had to find out where she was buried by walking all over the old family church yard by himself, because they wouldn’t even tell him that.
Now, his calls went unanswered. Cards and presents sent to his nieces and nephews were returned, unopened. The few times he tried to visit their homes, he was turned away by neighbours, claiming that they were away on holiday, even when their cars were parked outside.
Soap never stopped trying, and lied about all of it, because he didn’t want it to be real. He’d said he was going to explain it, to Price, to Gaz, sometime soon. Ghost had him promise to, when he was ready.
Ghost should have made Soap tell Price then. It was all he could think about, as he held the urn secure on his lap for the long drive up to Scotland. That Soap was only ever half lying. He had a family, just not one that loved him.
That way, Ghost wouldn't have had to be the one to tell Price and Gaz about it, when it was too late.
At least, they were able to decide, together, that Soap shouldn't go home to them. Instead, the three of them would take him. Like family should.
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lilmissnoobster · 5 months
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Guys!!!
Soap’s body was supposed to go to the next of kin! Military members return home for their family to lay them to rest.
Soap was laid to rest by the 141, what family (if any) did he have?
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lilmissnoobster · 5 months
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Andrei Nolan NSFW Alphabet
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Andrei is a sucker for cuddling. Would lay on his back with your head on his chest calming down from the intense moment.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes his arms, the muscles he has built up over the years of serving in the military makes it easier to manhandle you into positions that he likes.
He loves your thighs; squeezing, pinching, gripping all of it! Would deem it an honor to be suffocated by them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Deep in you for sure! If you’re not into that then he’ll pull out and cum on your entrance.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He fantasizes about a threesome with the two of you and Makarov. The thought of you between the two of them makes him feral.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Pretty average experience, knows a good deal about the body to give you more pleasure.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Mating press. Being able to manhandle you into the position while guaranteeing he can cum deep into you while getting a good view of your face.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Mid-serious, he doesn’t have much time due to being second in command so he cherishes the time he has with you. Will still laugh if something humorous happens.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Keeps it trimmed, not overly bushy but not clean-shaven.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He looks at you like you hung the stars. Worships you and your body like it’s his last day on earth.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Not often due to his schedule, will send videos of himself doing it though to let you know that you’re on his mind.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Power-play, rigging, praise with hidden degradation, choking, brat taming, edging, and overstimulation.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom, but won’t complain if you end up in a closet or bathroom stall.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing you in tight clothes.His main motivation is seeing you in his shirt and a pair of tight booty shorts.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that could endanger your life if not well versed. Gunplay, knifeplay, choke collars. Does not like you not being able to communicate with him.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Is a mix of both, loves seeing you on your knees infront of him. But enamored by your taste, loves being crushed by your thighs when he does.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Likes to start slow, then builds it up until the bed starts to roughly shake like your thighs would be afterwards.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Sees them as a godsend. With how busy he is he loves releasing stress with his beautiful partner.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Only after research is done, does not like to try something new without seeing the risks and benefits.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
About three rounds, this Aussie man has the endurance to make them last a while though.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Sees toys as a plus, loves seeing how much pleasure he can get from you with a vibrator.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Is a fair teaser, knows that you will have to wait for him to have a chance to get away long enough.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Grunts and groans, talks you through it, occasionally moans if he is overstimulated. Has whimpered before when you take control and tease him for a while.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Used to have a Prince Albert piercing, removed it when he enlisted though for safety reasons.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Muscular body with a short, thick cock. Average length but nicely thick to stretch you.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty normal, gets pent up if he doesn’t release about three times a week.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards
When he is done comforting you he dozes off after about ten minutes.
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