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My greatest dream is to find a pill on the sidewalk one day, and to eat the pill. Chew it swallow and then it takes affect, and that affect is to pass away

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dream job is pair of eyeballs that fly around and look at shit

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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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#wish ppl would put the same amount of effort into threatening politicians over stuff like the cost of living crisis and palestine etc

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will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

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#this post was brought to you by forbidden planet employees everywhere

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my card declined at oktoberfest and they ripped off my lederhosen

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me when someone asks me literally anything:

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hey i just got back from the gynecologist. no, sit down. put down the ancient tome when i'm talking to you. did you put a curse of abundance on my fucking womb?

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Ant jfk has just been antsassinated with a single drop of white vinegar

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My new airpod

#me if you even care

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Looks at you with bathroom eyes

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oh my god

#me fr

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