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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Lou Ferrigno with stylish loafers in The Incredible Hulk (1978)

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yeah im sure conservatives are gonna be terrified of u sexualizing yourself

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dream blunt rotation

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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

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I feel such a deep soul bond with this image. It is me and I am it

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god I fucking love strawberries

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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ive always held the opinion that hamburger fans’ heads would explode if they ate hotdog

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New Looney Tunes Crew done did it again

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"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

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obsessed with comments like this because "coworker" could refer to literally any person yet somehow I (and 25k other people) can associate the song with coworkers on a fundamental level. like that tweet that says "coworker screensaver" too. it makes sense every time but I can't explain HOW

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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

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Taylor Swift personally oversaw the torture of each individual poet to assure that the department conformed to her artistic vision