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happy birthday loppy boy

#babygirlllllll

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happy birthday to patrick ‘i like to be needed’ ‘i like to be helpful’ ‘useable’ stump

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after that q&a can we stop calling patrick an alpha because it is so fucking clear he is not

#PREVVVVV #the only correct take ever

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Mmm... you should like hurry up Patrick, cuz you are just missin 3 years to be 40. And i dont want Fall Out Boy to really broke up. I am a believer and i believe that you'll come back but sometimes i see like there's no hope and i just think about the quote in one of FOB's songs that says The Best Part Of Believe Is The Lie. I would really feel pissed of if you guys never come back cuz that's one of my wishes i have on my bucket list. I Hope we have good news on the next years. By now, keep working on your Soul Punk stuff. I think it's cool. well, that was all. Sincerely, Dyane.

I’ll be 40 in 13 years.

#that might just be pete burner tumblr account

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cboyz by @k1d1c4rus

#THE bandom fic of all time if i do say so myself

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does no-one wanna get patrick pregnant anymore

#i do #i still do I WILL ALWAYS DO

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#my favorite girl

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no one:

pete wentz, aged 35, on tumblr, like any other adult man that used tumblr pre-porn ban:

#unbelievably on brand

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conditioned to be ready for a face shoved against his neck

#hhhnbgggggggggggggggggg #sucked and fucked

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me when i can spot the same words appearing in different songs

#sorry i had to rb this because one time they compared heaven iowa to maroon (? i think) and it was BAFFLING #the only similar was that they both mentioned wine 😭

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is this toxic yaoi

#well actually 🤓👆

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hello there patrick would you like to explain what the fuck you’re doing

via carr’s insta

#i need to kill them with my bare hands

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#unfortunately very real

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are we all doing okay? source

#i see what they are doing #im not immune to it #but i see.

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Patrick: I had it really easy. Yeah, it was an easy pregnancy (Source)

#caught in 4k

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just find out about a/b/o poll on twitter how is alpha patrick winning this is so sick and twisted what the fuck

#HE IS SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT HOW IS HE NOT AN OMEGA #somebody need to commit voter fraud right now #yall just hate to see fat man bottom fuck you

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rpf scare is over for bandom but at what cost 😔