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#wait are people out there putting sauce on the raw noodles and cooking them like that 😟

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If I was the woman who was arrested for dramatically throwing a milkshake over Nigel Farage, I would be absolutely devastated that the Daily Mail is advertising my OnlyFans.

I wouldn’t know which house to buy first.

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I Should Be Able to Mute America

wake up cunts new nobel prize for journalism just dropped

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Source

Source

Source

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me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

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This is insane

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Please sign the petition!!!

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its really funny that like. adventure time often is a profound and meaningful and affecting show but like- all the most popular quotes that get passed around as these beautiful things tend to be, like, bullshit when actually in context. Especially if Jake said it. saw a post the other day that said like “jake will give the most life changing advice but its just to cover for his own personality flaws”. “sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something” is immediately followed by finn and jake performing plastic surgery with no training. his spiel about how rules and laws are made to benefit and protect the people who are already on top and keep everyone else down is just him trying to justify not paying rent to his son or something. marceline says “i don’t think there are bad people just that sometimes good people make mistakes and that’s not bad” and that’s great but the context is that she and LSP just assaulted multiple people for no reason, stole from a woman and then ran her over with her own car and locked her in the trunk

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Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

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Milkshaked on the first day of his election campaign. We love to see it.

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it is wild that the top post in #gay is a closeup shot of a hairy butt not marked sensitive but if a trans woman even says that shes a trans woman the post immediately gets blasted into the void by staff.

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red dragon

wallpaper sizes / prints

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